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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №17384
 19.06.2009
Poor is not the one who has little money but the one who has little money.
(Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17383
 19.06.2009
cooperation with India on the supply of weapons, including
Shipping is on a long-term basis. At the beginning
90s, for our shipbuilders left without funding, order
From the Hindus to the completion of the newest frigate, was just a salvation.
Laid under the USSR and intended for the Northern Fleet, the ship
I was prepared for 80 percent. But he did not intend to build it, but
I was going to write in metal. So much cheaper. Wherever you come from,
there were dumb people with bedbugs on their heads and with the desire to buy it,
Even for dollars. Naturally, we were delighted to the point.
Rapidly completed, filled with the latest weapons, conducted the march
One order is one order, but one order is one order. Wanted continuation
The banquet. If so, the customer should like it. Then decided
not only to make an official transfer of the ship to the Indian side, but
Make a costume show. Artist hired for the role of Peter 1, dressed
A bunch of people in the shape of three hundred years ago, a rifle was twisted to the frigate
At the same time, they organized a grand theatrical battle. All were
We were happy and said goodbye in a brotherly way.
After a while, the frigate came to his new homeland. reviewed
The latest equipment, purchased for hundreds of millions, came to the port himself.
Minister of Defense. Under the screenshot of the camera, he boldly ran down the staircase. and
There was a moment that didn’t get into the film chronicle. The Minister's feet
He came down and began to descend to the deck. The first thing that
he saw on a super modern combat ship, there was a bronze gun
Three hundred years ago, shooting with the nuclei.
The misunderstanding was soon clarified in our further cooperation with
India was not affected.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17382
 19.06.2009
When there’s something to do anyway, Americans
The Russians say “do or die” and the Russians say “do or die”.
Thus, even death is not a respectable cause for the Russians.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №17381
 19.06.2009
Lightning is a flash from a large camera that Google uses to photograph the Earth.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17380
 19.06.2009
Hears my heart that soon the Farmer will beat the Ambulance...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17379
 19.06.2009
[05.06.2009 12:53:50]
I wanted to smoke and the cigarettes ended. I looked at the neighbor and found two. I stand smoking. And I still have a cold hard, but I still feel a strange taste... anasha it was. Six minutes passed. What to do? I have a cursor protection in 20 minutes!! to
[05.06.2009 12:54:25] ))))) go to throw!
[05.06.2009 12:54:59] It is not funny to fuck! And the pizza! It is funny :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17378
 19.06.2009
Sergun: Yes, I don’t understand why my girlfriend left me, what was she missing? I am beautiful, smart, pumped, and the size is not delimited, in sex is just a monster.
Djallex: Is that your girlfriend? You and porn do not need, you in the mirror on yourself beautiful can masturbate to infinity.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17377
 19.06.2009
Nothing looks so funny and ambiguous as the Georgian tape on German and Japanese cars.
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In Riga on 9 May saw a lot of cars of the BMW and Mercedes brand with the hope of "On Berlin" and Russian flags.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17376
 19.06.2009
He: Girls split up... I will soon go to harvest...
The harvest of sexually transmitted diseases?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17375
 19.06.2009
X: Did I miss something?
Stage of evolution.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17374
 19.06.2009
There is no humor:
It is...
In fact, it contains nothing at all.
Anyone else can write shit here, but I can’t.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17373
 18.06.2009
The Fucks Who? Who? who? Do you post anecdotes and anecdotes in the abyss?! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17372
 18.06.2009
I ate the whole package of corn sticks, but I never understood whether it was a flavored poron or not.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17371
 18.06.2009
<SanRemo> asked him to call back, said his name is "oleg"
<SanRemo> I call you. At the end of the day "Oleg deviations"
<SanRemo> well I have a machine and it’s gone "and when will it come back?"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17370
 18.06.2009
You need to get tickets to ST. The Metro Em. I forgot how it was called. The Japanese name.
The Chinese city?
She is: Yes. exactly.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17369
 18.06.2009
HHH
How to Find the Postal Index?

WOWU
Go to mail.
The nearest
to home

HHH
Mega is urgent!

WOWU
Escape to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17368
 18.06.2009
No, well, only the Pandos could have built the plot of the film on how six fools jump from a ship into the sea and die because they can't get back.

[ + 76 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17367
 18.06.2009
It just became interesting, but are there people with high ideals who consider the presence of those important? People for whom to betray a friend for the sake of money or a grandmother are unthinkable, who do not think it is meaningless to be principled in this cruel and cynical world, and so on?
If there are other people besides me, give me a sign.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17366
 18.06.2009
jablokov: I approach means in the market to the box office and there a young family with children are arguing about something, the husband takes something from the shelf near the box office, the wife cleans back, a couple of children are carried around, the wife in the kangaroo has another, quite small.

jablokov: I get up for them and see the final: the husband himself puts a pack of condoms in place, and pronounces "good, dear let's save again" and kisses the younger child in a small bald head.

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17365
 18.06.2009
Tonight I couldn’t fall asleep, not because there were guitar songs under the windows, but because I knew all the words and I sang!!!))

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