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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16003
 18.04.2009
I was in my childhood from worms resembled a terrible grandmother's method: the head of garlic was pushed into the rectum!!! Oh, that’s something... there started the process of panic and escape...I too...so I was held by the hands :-) and the method has grown up I will say good :-)
by Tomsk.fm

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16002
 18.04.2009
by ruslan-211 ruskancik
You have a camera.

I am :
Do you have a question mark on the keyboard?

by ruslan-211 ruskancik
Yes is

by ruslan-211 ruskancik
and you

Oh, and the people...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16001
 18.04.2009
Cla$$ic*Prince$ (16:47:43 15/04/2009)
The most unfortunate animal is the eighth. He has legs from the ears, and hands from the ass, and the ass itself with the ears, and the brains, in fact, also in the ass.

MaveA (16:49:51 15/04/2009)
The most unfortunate animal is the eight-legged wife, for she is not eight-legged, and her husband is eight-legged.

MaveA (16:50:51 15/04/2009)
even though the husband of eight legs is also not very... because all wives have between their legs what??? The eight-legged man has a mouth, and not just a mouth.

MaveA (16:52:02 15/04/2009)
Although this is unimportant, and the important thing is that the man there is also a clove... so no pleasure... instead of sex - scratched and ran away.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16000
 18.04.2009
Did you go to the urologist?
YYY: I went
XXX: What did you say?
YYY: The shit...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15999
 18.04.2009
1st(14:31:40 15/04/2009)Now you have a foreign mark...somebody doesn’t even have a car...and you are a bourgeois on the foreign mark.

2nd(14:32:11 15/04/2009)
Yes, for good, all foreigners should drive, but not in the Russian shit.

1st (14:33:04 15/04/2009)
Well, the road will support our automotive industry, and they will suddenly produce the hollow battery cars.

2nd (14:35:11 15/04/2009)
Oh, they are now producing ohuen batmobile, and hunting is just a good car.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15998
 18.04.2009
And you in school years, too, dad taught you to remember the multiplication (+) to (-)this is the following:
Is it a friend? is it an enemy?

We receive :
The friend of your enemy is the enemy of you.and (- )
A friend of your friend = a friend of you.and (+)
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.and (+)
The enemy of your friend = the enemy of you.( )

Which of the parents might need it.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15997
 18.04.2009
Another girl sends to the mail another nonsense about passing this to another and you will be happy! The result...

She (22:36:45 15/04/2009)
@¡m@ at 21:05) :
> obilnoe-siti (02.01.2000 21:01:46)
> > > > > > > > > >> [She had the opportunity to ask me any three questions, but so that the first question was simple, the second was a messenger, the third concerned us with you. Give it to everyone will be fun!

he (22:37:50 15/04/2009)
Question 1: What is SPAM?

he (22:38:16 15/04/2009)
Q: What kind of X am I?

he (22:38:28 15/04/2009)
Third: And why do you send this to me?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15996
 18.04.2009
I went to the site of the "Association of Orthodox Youth".

Survey on the main page:
"Do you observe fasting on Wednesday and Friday?
Obviously
not always
No is
What is a post? andquot;
I answer "No" and I get this inscription: "Save You, Lord. Your response is accepted"
Kratts to me, the Inquisition has gone.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15995
 18.04.2009
From the comments in JJ.
There are no adjectives to human illiteracy.
2: There are no limits.

has delivered.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15994
 18.04.2009
The scientists smiled this morning.
In 2039, a meteorite may fall on Earth, from which the Earth will split into pieces. A few minutes of a description of the horrors following this and, of course, the methods of fighting: you can split it even in space, as it is clearly represented in the film Armageddon. Or paint it in white and it will be pushed away by the sunlight. There is a picture in front of the eyes: a huge pipe of an asteroid is carrying to Earth, and a brigade of Moldovan-Tajik finisher is landing on it in order to paint it in white.))))

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №15993
 18.04.2009
If you want to have a lean, beautiful body - pay your wife fitness!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15992
 18.04.2009
XXXX: People, advise what you do so that you don’t get a hammer.
It helps me not to drink.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15991
 18.04.2009
http://users.livejournal.com/_kv/1254488.html

In the run-up to yesterday’s story about Russian immigrants in Germany.

and Berlin. We stand with a crowd of pedestrians in the center of the city, at the crossroads, we wait.
green, and it does not turn on, broke...
Interestingly, the cars are also red.
Here we stand and wait for the German people to obey the law. Suddenly behind my back.
In pure Russian, "Take your feet in your mouth" and went. In the red. Immediately all
The crowd followed him.
He crossed the road, looked at us, splintered and said, “Yes, fucking,
It’s hard for you without a Führer.”

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15990
 18.04.2009
You also start to squeeze the control button stronger when in it.
Batteries are running out?
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15989
 18.04.2009
From Wikipedia:
Ununghexium is an artificially synthesized element that is not found in nature. It is not used anywhere.

Was it synthesized at all?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15988
 18.04.2009
<ferym> clean on the door car respondent such a haircut
<ferym> why did you come to admin?
A. Bringing a beer
b) Bringing beer
c) Bringing beer
I go... I go.
<addmaster> ferym:... and wait for the entrance of the director :-D
<ferym> on the director everything thought out
<ferym> when he passes by, he starts beating electricity and shouts of the car respondent "SALARY ADMIN"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №15987
 18.04.2009
Why are you so lazy? Cuddled all night again?
It wasn’t from that key.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15986
 17.04.2009
For all who quote about criminal liability for sex with minors. Read and remember: If you are 18 years old, you can’t have sex with someone who is not 16.
Girls who are older than 16, but under 18, and who threaten to trial 32-year-old romantics are wrong.
Guys who are over 18 and who think you can fuck when a girl is 14, you’re also wrong.
Guys who are under the age of 18 - fuck with those who are under the age of 16, you can.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15985
 17.04.2009
by Dasha:
How to reinstall the computer
Need it urgently!

by Dasha:
and windows.

by dEc0dEnT:
I need a setup disk. Ask any of the guys you know to give Nasta a disc with a screw.

by Dasha:
Hope, she’s sitting crying.
And I cry.

by dEc0dEnT:
I also started crying here. Then not... I calmed down.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15984
 17.04.2009
The unchanging leader of idiotic customer questions on the phone:
"Hello, is my computer ready?"

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