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[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №15543
 01.04.2009
Humility is the weapon of the unarmed.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15542
 01.04.2009
http://skds.livejournal.com/8737.html

My friend, a graduate of Mehmat and a light head, from Orlovsk
The depths. He is engaged in some kind of polynomials in some space.
It has a lot of degrees and titles. He does not forget his homeland. The more
God give them health, still there, in the collage. every year
He comes to help. Wear a telogreek, shirt, shoes 48 size and
In a cattle farm where his father is a cattle farmer. There is the seed of the villas, here is the
will clean. In general, he separates himself from his polynomials as he can. and brushing,
Of course not every day. The look is another one. You scientists know.
Kolkhoz, although former, but strong, on a good account at the regional
The leadership.

Commission from the area. Implementation of Food
The program. Black wolves, people in cravates rushed to
The livestock complex. He meets them. Farm with horse
Exemplary dresses in robes. Reporting about the houses,
of plants. It boasts sober and qualified staff. They showed, in
Oh well. The chairman of the committee feels:
“It’s okay,” he says, “to listen to you, so there are academics on the farm. and on
In the backyard, a drunk cattle rolls.”
They go to the backyard, and there our friend is wrapping something. Yes is
It is so uncomfortable somehow - there is no habit of a mathematician to such a job, and
Thoughts of others are busy.
“Well, here is please! In all its beauty! This still stands on his feet.
Probably, he thinks about how to catch up," - the chairman is pleased
Demonstrate their visibility.
What do you meditate? He approaches the worker with ease.
- Yes, I admit, I thought, - our hero was not embarrassed at all when we saw it.
important people.
And what, let me ask?
“Oh, you don’t care,” said the scientist.
Problems, we need to solve together. That’s why we came here, he says.
The Chairman.
Apparently, a solid appearance of the interlocutor, produced on our hero honour.
He made an impression and decided to share the secret:
Yes, it seems that in my last job, I took the wrong norm.
The Hilbert Space. I don’t think it’s baseline.
System of functions...
We must pay tribute to the inventiveness of w. and farms. Not in sight.
Surprised she says:
“Yes, okay, Mitch, you don’t burden serious people. We will discuss, as usual,
at the evening meeting. Let us invent.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15541
 01.04.2009
The RPC proposed to introduce censorship in Runet, citing the example of China.
In response, the Runeets proposed to the RPC to convert to Buddhism, also referring to the
The example of China.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №15540
 01.04.2009
The guy who was on the 98 route, did you get there? I do boast. and :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №15539
 01.04.2009
and Kiev. M is expensive. The inscription on the column of the inhabitants of the subway "There was Vasya", the lower of Dapisan "Where you are, the fox, only wasn’t" :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15538
 31.03.2009
I suggest that everyone who has a "napping" call them teasers.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15537
 31.03.2009
I go to university or where I am studying.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15536
 31.03.2009
I stopped smoking, drinking and eating. He began to watch for himself.
Now everybody thinks I’m a Pedras.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15535
 31.03.2009
Lunch, the people are sitting breaking the pelmeni, I approach, I ask one: "Vitya, you are not Russian?"
Why this?
Do you eat peppers without bread?
Everyone looks around, is silent, and then looks at the edge of the table, where the pelmeni sits and passes away, eating with appetite from a healthy piece of black bread, the most Russian man in the printing, Rashid Muhamedjanov!))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15534
 31.03.2009
Af: yesterday met by former fellow members, not seen for a long time, at the house of one of them, we go out of the store with a crowd, man 8. I remember when I left my phone in the car.
Af: With the words "Girls, I’m behind my cell phone" separating myself from the crowd turning toward the entrance and going on along the way to the car. I don’t know what the left-handed guy thought, who went to meet me and heard my last phrase, but he ran away from me quite loudly.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №15533
 31.03.2009
The Phantom:
A great vacation!
"Sperm Donors
Needed in a medical center. Men 20-35 years old, mentally and physically healthy, without pronounced phenotypical signs. Any nationality and religion. The license number is 164607919. The salary is 1500 rubles. for one donation"

and Igor:
Yes to! Take a mortgage!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №15532
 31.03.2009
Question from Google:
Why when cut veins go to a warm bathroom?
The answer:
You can get cold.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15531
 31.03.2009
DjComandos: I understand why some people write a positive smiley like this - (:
DjComandos: they are so positive that they broke the button "0"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15530
 31.03.2009
The guy who was driving on the 98 route, did you get home? I am worried. and :(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15529
 31.03.2009
The ZveroBoy! (21:37:25 29/03/2009)
The sister brought the sentence of a lecturer from the MGU. Grandmother of the old...

The ZveroBoy! (21:38:10 29/03/2009)
"This is what the youth went for! There was a commodity before. The dark elves. But the Komsomol is better than the dark elves!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15528
 31.03.2009
-Pavel Durov: Next week we are waiting for a global innovation, which I am sure many will like.
-What, "contact" will remove the nahuy?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15527
 31.03.2009
of Kiev. M is dear. The inscription on the column at the exit from the subway "Here was Vasya", below is added "Where are you, shit, just wasn’t" :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15526
 31.03.2009
In the social dining room can be very profitable to save on self-service))
The treasurer believes only what he sees on the bench, using this, you can, for example, save 2 rubles, building a barricade of two pieces of bread in such a way that in her field of sight do not get another two, behind this barricade hidden.
But the most gesture is to get a stinking cocktail, hiding it in the soup.)))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №15525
 31.03.2009
Kyber: Anuka knock in the palm
Honey: well
Honey: has stunned
by Kyber! I can manage people!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №15524
 31.03.2009
A face of nationality.

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