The most effective way to make students not miss the toilet was to draw a goal on the bottom of the toilet and the inscription on the doors "take a hundred points and win the matan" count.
Order of one soldier:
Study of the "modern" battle.
The enemy must be known in the face, so as not to accidentally crash his own. Every battle begins with a greeting.
Characteristics of this shit.
The battle is where dohuya ducks try to break each other, and the most important ducks sit in the bushes and crack. Stumbling to death, they go to a neutral city, meet in a nightclub and begin to whistle vodka and remember how everything was. Fights are different. Depending on where the main dwarfs are hiding.
If in the bushes, it means fighting on land. If in the clouds on some corn tree - it is air.
If on the underwater conserve bank - the battle of the sea.
Types of Mordor:
1st An offensive is when a crowd of people, having dared, rushed forward.
2nd Defensive is when another, less flattered crowd, embarrassed by such greed, tries to defend itself.
The victory depends on the extent of the crowd.
RozaFFaya_FeYkO
by FETIKKI!!!! What do you do as Delphi???? to
Jimmy
I sit and wait for you to write.
RozaFFaya_FeYkO
Hi Hi Zacem? It was ? ? ? ? ?
Jimmy
I want to send you naked!! to
March is here, the time for two-storey cats.
D: Mom Eddick will come, tell us to stay at night, I will come in the morning as the service ends.
M: Your pitcher came, sitting opposite, blinking with his eyes. Would you like to tick it for you before you go to bed?
D is Mom? Oh my mom!! to
M: Oh daughter, I say your gift has come! Do you want to bite it for you before going to bed?
sergeyxv: Every day on a pair we write a test.The situation is very tense, everyone decides. Prep at this time fills up some reports, reports. Well, and loudly so asks us "What number today?". Well, he from the first batch someone broke that the third did not break from the test. And here from the last row of Max with the scream "Fuck the door! I have a train today.!" runs out of the audience... all in the shower...
Bishop (21:53:55 1/03/2009)
Are you a blind bisexual?
Bishop (21:54:05 1/03/2009)
He does not care with whom!
m0rgan: We stood somehow with a friend in a traffic jams, on the opposite side of the road stood an evacuator and excavator. With a joint effort in 10 minutes, a quick speech was invented (more careful - do not shrink the tongue :))
In Ecuador, the evacuator evacuated the excavator, evacuated-evacuated, but did not evacuate. The excavator needs to be evacuated, and the pre-evacuation"
To me alone, people adding at the end of the quotes odmin, huyasse, cat, shredder o_0 seem idiots?
berserker (14:55:02 2/03/2009)
I hid your cognac.
berserker (14:55:25 2/03/2009)
Like that cottage.
I have a sister. To her one time a guy went one "set the wheel"... 3 times a week. It is clear what they did there. I brought a clean window on the disk. And then another guy came and brought the gent, saying that she was better than the wire. Well, I stumbled, thinking that he didn’t come for that at all. Within 3 hours I am satisfied:
So, did I put the genuine?
He is that type.
Did I set up?
He is, and how.
Will I show you?
He is easy!
I go into the room and see my sister sitting dressed. In bed and evil. The guy really put everything and set up... the sister said that he came and sat down to put the OS... and leaving said that she is now his debtor...
O_O
Trik: I saw the women’s magazine “Hudeem” today.
Trick: A slim girl on the cover closes the letter "D" with her tail. =) is
How to treat gastritis?
The kefir!
Before the meal or after?
Instead of!
What if food is not avoided?
Elves your mother, what you do, you are good.
We are not good, we are bright.
Instructions for using a mouse shot purchased in Canada.
The mouse is a tube of dense triangular cardboard.
section, length ~ 10 cm, one of its inner sides is covered with a special
by Kleem. Inside the pipe is a hook and the mouse is placed somewhere in the
The corner. If the mouse gets there, it can no longer remove the legs from the glue.
The force is lacking. And now the excerpt from the instructions: "...After
The mouse has hit the mouse, take the mouse and take it along with the mouse.
3 miles from human housing. Carefully remove the animal's legs.
Paint the surface and release the mouse..."
Today is a forgiven Sunday! Forgive me for everything!
NN: You haven’t done it yet!
No matter, I’m sorry I didn’t have time.
I drove today in the bus... Harmoshka is full, but in the center – on the rotating platform there are only two – I and a buoy man... And he is so buoy that he can’t catch up for the charge, he is covered by him. First with the head, then with the shoulders.
So here is what is the essence, the controller, a young man, with a roll on his chest, to him... She: "Your ticket!"... Well, I think - now it will start to cuddle, not to be sad, prepared and the people, at this moment watched for the man and controller.
And He, not thinking for long, takes and tears her out of the roll of the box, ticks her in the nose with a scream of "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
The bus jumped from the hood.
In my opinion, during the mining, a woman looks stupid and unattractive. If you want to make sure, then take a banana or carrots in your mouth and approach the mirror. So how? Do you like yourself?
I would like to ask, then, what does a man look like during the cunnilingus? What do you need to put in your mouth to see it in the mirror?
Usually a good drunkard begins with the harmless phrase: “Well, I’m just looking at the ATM and there’s the grandmothers.”
49848 (saved 2009-03-01 at 13:50)
I fucking fuck you, people! The garbage to the urn brought - the feat accomplished! You have to be the norm of behavior, and you fuck the order for it. Calls "and let us one day throw the garbage into the urn and the girls hold the door in the subway"me are killing in general. Are you shit at all?
365 days a year to behave like this.
A man without a cigarette.
and...
No, not very weak. And I have a counter-suggestion: let’s spend a day without a mate?
A man without a hoax.