44675 (saved 2009-01-21 at 19:35)
by jellicle_kitten
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You should post a photo of the new - and you all start to be interested as a PERSON =)))
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Imagine a basket of apples. Beautiful, ugly and medium. I bet that you choose a beautiful one, and then you will try how it is inside, and not get from each bite, and then compare with the appearance.
as well as us. We see it, we are convinced that everything is OK with this - great, test No. 1 passed. Let’s go on, what about the personality? =) is

Natasha: Yesterday, a friend struck me to my mother, told me that I was dancing with fire, showed a witch, where I was spit with drunken petroleum, and then hanged on some kind of straw.
What happened, the apocalypse?! to
Natasha: Almost... I clung to the house and stumbled onto the mourning mother, who just from the threshold began to weep at me... I am in complete shock.
NY: What did you expect? The only daughter, swallowing, engaged in extreme sports and harassed to "worms"... for this you will not be slayed on the head
No, I knew she was brainwashing me... but I didn’t think the only reason for the scandal would be because I didn’t have a hat.
New :...

call to the agency.
I can talk to Lena.
What is Lena, what is her name?
I don’t know if it’s Rasputin or Rasina.
Aha, Pugachev, what is it?
Well, yes, I remember something related to the rebellion :)

In the stupor, she dropped the inscription on a bottle of water: “Open the lid and put it aside. Don’t put a cover in your mouth.” O_O

1> My cat loves carrots and cabbage. You may have been a rabbit in your past life.
2> then my cat was a hookup :)
1> and
2> constantly brings burning lights and cigarettes from the street. But today I surpassed myself, from somewhere on a mobile phone!

We love to talk "Do not confuse:
Tired girl in bed
It is not you.
A tired girl in bed "X)

In one of the night clubs.
Behind the bar stand are two girls sitting and kissing.They interrupt to swallow out of the glasses and interrupt with phrases like:
A few pimples around.
And don’t say...
O_O

The xxx:
Casanova is what?

WOW :
A healthy party.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
In the Casanova?

Well... and came the time when the clone became more popular than the original. In the news about ICQ on the photo monitors Opened QIP, not the original ICQ.
You can not plush. I just expressed my opinion.

I am distributing advertising leaflets. During the whole day, a man of 200 passing by said to me: "In IGNOR!!I thought of a massive stem... And it turned out to me that some fox had a sign on his back:
and warning!! to
Spamer
I’ll find a dog!

From the forum of a strategic computer game:

xxx:People, where can I download large adhesive buildings without registration?

Wow: no where, only with the registration. pnachahali here all kinds)))))))

My friend told me we live in Moscow.
My wife and children went to the zoo. Youngest 4 years. We came to Moscow, entered the subway, my wife went for tickets and I and my children stood on the side. The younger stared at the crowd with frightened eyes, pulled me by the sleeve and said, “Dad, is this a zoo?” So I wanted to answer "Yes", but I didn’t disappoint the child.

And we’ll build our quip, with blackjack and prostitutes!

My guests yesterday said:

We sit at the table, and in front of him sits a blonde (playing with him).... he stands up... strikes his shirt, shows her scratched back (the voice of the night of love :)) and gives..... "look, dear to my back and think....do you need such a moustache?".... the blonde quickly retreated :)

Listen, you can’t imagine how hard... you work, you work, you work, you seem to have done everything, you press "and then?!" and there is no work out again!!! to

xXx - The boys opened the neighboring garage, and my fool, Petka, wants to take all the blame on himself.
YYY - Listen, and let me take your Petka to my headquarters?

<diggya> We should honour "war and peace".
<diggya> until Bondarchuk screened her.

I know that God commanded to share, but I do not remember that He commanded to live for

the account of others.

He once stole the keys from the apartment in the elevator mine. What to do, fucking?

I go home, I call the neighbors, they opened the door into the common corridor. I come in,

I take the old hood, pull the hood so that the hook is on the very

at the end of the doorway, I go down, standing in the elevator, I hold the door with my feet, I enjoy

The design of the keys. The entrance door, the steps. A man appears.

Someone, he saw me with a stick in his hand, stopped for a second,

Then he approaches me and asks me quietly:

How is it, clutches?

I did not find anything to answer him.

and Odessa. A young man enters a headwear store. Longly

He chooses and finally says:

Let me look out at that cap.

An old Jew around the counter turns and gives the requested goods.

He turns away from the buyer and continues to do something of his own.

The affair. The buyer takes a hat, looks in the mirror. At this time

The Jew turned to the shelf again and said so frightened:

“Where is that crap that asked me for a crap???”? to

The buyer defended:

So that’s me...

The Seller:

Count, Count, I have lived like this!! to