For the first time, I hear that instead of the "net numbers" they say "double houses". Who are they, guys?

PVV: Somewhere I read the proposal of a police officer said in the hearts of humanists - put a stamp in your passport, my killer to pity and forgive, and no stamp to execute. All supporters and opponents of the death penalty will be satisfied.

If I like to embrace beautiful girls, what does that mean?

YYY: This means that you have a traditional orientation, a developed aesthetic perception and kinesthetics.

The husband went for a cable and returned with two bags of food.

My husband went for milk and bread and came back with a new couch. You say the products...

XXX: An illogical numbering of houses in her. "The second and immediately the fourth"...Because the third is on the other side of the road! Pairs on one side, non-pairs on the other. What is illogical?
Yyy: And when the house finds a couple, they move on the other side of the road together. Those who divorce are driven away.

Anton, can we call an exorcist? It seems to me that hanging on the ceiling and stealing meat from a heated bowl is not typical for most cats.

I would like to hear some useful advice :)
bbb: Fly with Aeroflot aircraft.
Keep money in the savings box.
When you leave, turn off the light.
Not to hide.
Take care of
Smoking is harmful to your health.
Koi iron * crushed * count the money without leaving the box.
P.S.: After reading, burn, pull out the cable, squeeze the glass.
CCC: Don’t get in, it will kill you.
Do not stand under the arrow.
Do not swim for bucks.
Ddd: If reason and life are dear to you, stay away from turf swamps.
Don’t talk about Bolshevism and medicine at lunch. Do not read Soviet newspapers until lunch.
Put the oranges in barrels.

The modern European person needs a little solitude, even in the crowd. Men need it five times more than women.

The average compatriot has only two possibilities to be alone with himself - in the toilet and in his car.

This is why half of the male population in our country sits for half an hour in the sorting. This is not confinement, it is freedom.

Here you are in the sport that you need to have a guy to find a girl. Women are different, as are their tastes. So it is enough for any guy to have at least one of a set of possible skills: money, muscles, beauty, intelligence, kindness, charm, sexuality, sense of humor or at least a knife.

Peterburghenka demanded a million, having not experienced satisfaction after repayment of the loan. Yulia Panferova filed a lawsuit with the Savelovsky court of Moscow as compensation for moral damage. At the end of August, she took a micro-loan of 5 thousand rubles, as she read on the organization's website that "at the time of repayment of the debt many experience internal satisfaction and tranquility comparable to the sensations after an orgasm."

Peterburghenka faithfully fulfilled all obligations under the contract, but her mood did not improve. “So,” she wrote in the lawsuit, “the obligations of the credit institution are not fully fulfilled.”

by Masha:
My aunt came to me today. She began with ecology, then said that in an ancient book it was written, like, I will punish those who kill the earth. Who can help with this? He asks. I tell her that a separate collection of garbage can help, and that’s not all.

by Masha:
She was offended and left.

I had a relationship with two ladies. Both were stopped on the initiative of the female half. I was worried, of course, there was depression. Nine years have passed.
He changed work three times, married, had three children. moved to Germany. The place of residence on Facebook did not change until recently, it remained the native city.
I forgot my old relationship for a long time. New country, work and language.

And here, I changed the place of residence to a German city (or village) on Facebook.

What did I get in the last week? Two requests to friends from two former friends. They seem to have remembered me recently. How is this naphid called?

I sit in the office and I don’t touch anyone.
I hear someone come in.
A voice from the neighboring cabin:
Andrei, are you here?
I am Vasily Fedorovich.
Let’s discuss your development plan.
I’ll print it and come.
No need, he is with me.

P is sad.

I knew a man who, when he saw an UFO, ran after him and shouted, “Take me away from here, I don’t want to live that way.”

I am not the first child to go to school, year by year more fun.
This year, my first-class girl told me that when their eleven-year-olds went to class, the girl who was leading her said, “Girl, as long as there is a chance, run away from here!”

You acted like a gentleman. Thank you for not falling.

YYY: not for what.

OHH: I know a little about the fecal tests. On the other hand, when you give the kakao to the coprogram, there in the results you are written in addition to other parameters that the kakao is of a color, consistency and has the following smell. I saw the result for the first time, so I immediately imagined myself alive: a laboratory worker (usually a girl) is sitting, a girl with a test tube in her hand is sitting, looks through the analysis to the light, then swirls with patterned flowers, draws a smell with her nostrils, and then, meanwhile, writes impressions.
I even figured out the name for this laborant: calcule.
XHH: In general, when it seems to me that I am dealing with some kind of shit, I immediately think of the shark, and somehow the norm becomes.

A friend's comment on this:
"Oleg

The idea of a modern detective novel. I do not know how to name. I choose between the "Barbershop of Death" and "The Knife in the Spinner". Propose other options? The main character is a hipster detective in a board cardigan.

Commentary
Mickhail: Girosprut
Andrei: The Doors of Death
Sigway of Destiny
Yuri: "Engineer at outstaffing" - a very relevant topic
Andrei: "The whip of the dead". "The Body at Timbuilding" "Coworking of murderers" - ready trilogy"
Mistakewass :
The blood of his last year’s collection, the colour of mint was similar to the strawberries served in that ugly phyto-bar on the corner. The whole room was wrapped in pairs of waves, cheeses of cherries, cinnamon and something else mixed with the smells of cheap cappuccino and male spirits.
The bad start of the day, I thought, I lost my blackberry frappé from a plastic glass.

Ollo Popchassa by Pochettino

At a distance from the hole...
Thou shrink! My dictionary is constantly being enriched.

My advice to you: do not go to Lurk!

On the chips. Comments to the video about an elephant, who allegedly arranged indicative hysteria, rolled in dust.

by Vitya Yesenin:
I was also in the “Children’s World” recently when my wife and children refused to buy me a DR flying quadcopter.

by Nimgvaeh:
Did it help?

by Vitya Yesenin:
by Nea. As the elephants passed, they did not pay attention to the idiot.