I liked the answer@mail question:
"Where to shut down my Kalina, it is desirable that no one would guess that it is Kalina?"

hotyonok: What do you do when the dude from behind is driving with the far light on when there is no need for it?

zh/ru_auto/firewehr: you remember the numbers, calculate the data of the fool, find him in Classmates and put him units to all the photos.

When I was a child, I knew three words in English.
cat
dogs
Thanks to Mario

<Tvarius> Identified 3 stages of the game in WOW:
<Tvarius> 1st: WOW interferes with work.
<Tvarius> 2: Work interferes with WOW.
<Tvarius> 3rd: Work does not hinder WOW.
<Robot> and... fucking(((

I am in a big ass.
Tiger: It’s good... it’s harder to get out of the small.)

If you suddenly decide to shave the wool of a polar bear, you will find that it has a black skin underneath it. You will die in torment.

Fieldy: I sat in the office for six months with two women - one 52 head of the court apparatus and a girl 28 years old.
The Corrupt : )
Fieldy: there were 2 comp, 1 printer, I did the network to not run to print
I think there is a network, I will put a container.
I think, and with whom to play... the shortest girl on the second day rubbed me with hatshoots, and the head of the machine with a knife was wearing.

Better a blue on the fist than a thigh on the thigh.

Leonid S. Suchorukov

Passengers to note.



Well, I don’t know, maybe the earth is really small, or maybe...

Everyone in order. I bought tickets at the D.C. box office. to the window.

A small, but close to reference railway, but the main thing is not that, but that,

all over the railway station and the station, from this certificate through

The advertisement goes, such as: "If you have not met relatives and acquaintances,

You can contact the reference desk to submit a voice announcement.” This is

I want you to understand why this man appeared. Normal such

A man under 60. With a drunk spark in the eyes and with a big

The road bag. Waiting for the window to be released, he

He approached and asked a reasonable question:

- Strange, is it you that click here who can you?

Strange, twenty-five years old, you were a little offended, even through the glass.

I saw the sponges swallow. Work is work:

Do you want an announcement? She asked.

Well, in your copper, he himself.

Have you met someone?

“Well, I met no one, seven hours before my train, and no one.

I met. You would click, right?

Speak the names.

- Well, that is... - the man thought for a second, - click Sasha Vorfolomeeva,

Or not, it’s better to get rid of it. Oh, good grandmother is a factory! And on the front.

He added a little quieter, but everyone heard. And then he

He looked around, and in his eyes clearly read some intimate nostalgia.

- I am not interested in such details, - said the strict stranger.

That’s so clear, it’s what it’s for. You are a beautiful woman. Heaven with

Working on the line of accompanying persons, - stumbled from

Memories of Man.

The stranger squeezed a little, but accepted the compliment. So I asked already

and soft:

What kind of train is needed?

“Take me that train, iron dwarf! A man, swallowing

with an unintelligent sight, I tell you, man to me.

must be. I have vodka full of riddle, and meet someone I don’t know.

I can. I have a lot more to do here.

Which train did they arrive on? I corrected the question a little.

The wild.

If I knew, I would have tempted you. I would meet, not again.

Understood the man.

Did they come or not? The compliment seemed to have worked.

I know where I am. Maybe they came, maybe not. Click on them and there.

Let us see.

Should they have come at all? The beast had an angel.

I was patient, but I started to suspect.

I read them, I haven’t seen them for twenty years.

and more.

You just throw the money in the wind! Understanding what

The result was wild.

and yes? And what to do? Remove the man.

You are more visible.

You know, let’s click like that. Let those who know me come here.

They will come, I’ll wait for them here.

Do you think many people know you? The wild man asked.

- Oh girl, I am the whole former Union along and across from my youth.

has passed. From Ukraine to Sakhalin, from Yakutia to China. Probably who

Let him know.

Let us say your name.

After a minute, the speakers said: "A request to those who know Yuri

Go to the reference railway station.” The man was standing at that time.

A little on the side. Within a minute, everyone’s interest in him disappeared.

Me, by the way, too. And they remembered it only when they separated.

The Scream:

The Jurassic!! to

and Tolkien!! to

How many winters, how many years!

This is the meeting!! And so on, plus warm arms and

Snooping on the back. In a couple of minutes, the same thing.

Looking at each other, shouting, screaming and whispering,

Bishop, with a travel bag, left the box office.

Here I think, or the earth is really small or a man in his life.

Did you travel and travel a lot? The most important thing now is that you know

to do if you are alone at a foreign station, and for those who know Yuri

Kojemya, I report that he apparently has already left Moscow. Despite judging him

Ridicule, the hell knows it.

Paulson meets the robber and demands: "Hands up, give all your

The money" Paulson responds indignantly that he is the head of the U.S. Treasury. "This is

change the matter - then give all my money!" - evilly swallows the cock

The gangster.

The boss of the day at the meeting fell asleep...Wake up like that, we sit down and discuss everything ourselves. I don’t know when the meeting would go, but he woke up and said:
Hard times are coming! The turtles lay their eggs, and we have to get to the ocean.
Seven people were just in the shower... And the meeting ended half an hour earlier.

XXXX(15:09:08 28/01/2009)
The Archbishop Kidnapped the Kruzak Prado))
XXXX(15:10:08 28/01/2009)
Support the domestic car industry!! to
the archbishop at the priory and let it not go out.)))
XXXX(15:10:30 28/01/2009)
About 7:00 a.m. the driver of the Lord Kirill appealed to the police.
XXXX(15:10:36 28/01/2009)
It’s a good idea 😉 😉 😉 😉
XXXX (15:10:42 28/01/2009)
I am the driver.)
XXXX (15:11:56 28/01/2009)
“God gave – God took. No need to look."
In the comments who wrote it 😉 😉 😉
XXXX(15:12:47 28/01/2009)
"The Devil Loves Prado :lol:"
They also burned

KJ (11:10:43 27/01/2009)
Do you have anything to do with this exam???? to

Dek4nice (11:11:29 27/01/2009)
Faith, Hope and Optimism

I watch the students cheer, who of them did no more and gave it all.
Oh...
When I was a student, I gave the right to a very nice woman. She was a practising lawyer, and I expected that such a specialist would now chase me from and to across the background.
She looked at me and, without asking anything, asked:
What assessment do you put?
Five would I like.
“Good,” she said, and began to write in a checklist.
And you won’t even ask anything, I was surprised.
She turned away from filling the note, looked at me carefully and said:
Remember, young man, the less you know, the more valuable I am as an expert.
This phrase I remembered for my whole life and I no longer suffered from figured during classes.
And now is the time for me, already a docent and at the same time a practising building designer, to repeat the same thing:
Students, please do not study. Try to get as much as possible on the hole! The less you know after graduation, the more valuable I am as a specialist and the higher the salary I can demand for my services!
Please...

Lexx: A man came to us in the morning, like I was here with you a couple of months ago, the bars took, the wires broke, I want new ones.
U2 and Berkshire?
No, the ropes
Lexx: It turned out that nothing close to the size - 180cm - is not.
U2: Ha ha ha ha, go to the rift already.
Lexx: The weather, he was still in a joke outraged - the type of shoes you sell, and the ropes to it - not, advised in the market and in other shoes to look for. has gone. In the evening he returned - bought new shoes, pulled out the ropes and left, and the boots were thrown into the urn at the exit, throw!
Lexx: Here’s my new bears :P
U2: Is it... Dear friends?
Lexx: Agah 8-)
U2: And how are they? Is it worth taking compared to cheap ones?
Lexx: A hz - I can't find them anywhere in the city :-(

K to:
Probably the most beautiful dress on a girl is a towel or blanket.
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You and your shirt.

Or is it the ritual of committing to leaders - like the vampires - to drink blood from people, you must first die as a human being?

And if you do not drink blood, and do not have you in the brain, you put on the work of the screw, as much as you do not pay. You get rid of the office, you’ll be fired. And when he himself invested in his business a bunch of time, nerves and money, the hired lazy just wavered. You understand that alone in a day you will do more than a dozen employees sitting a week "from call to call". You just need to not be disturbed in Heat, contact and sit, and pay the salary on time. And the fact that the profit of the company, and accordingly your salary, directly depends on the outcome of your work, you do not understand them. How did you not go after that?
Do not value a good attitude, well, you will get the leader of the "vampire".

c) The Cineman

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I have a lot of pain)))
To the logopedist?

Should I miss a car that runs on a pedestrian crossing when I am on the main road?

I am standing near the subway, waiting for my wife, next to me is a nervously smoking 30-year-old guy. The sight of him is very confused... A minute after five, the plot changes, a joyful girl goes to him for a meeting and does not reach 5 meters with a clear hope in the voice: well, you have decided?!? to
The bored crowd immediately turns their gaze at him, and he does not pay attention to the crowd with joy in the voice of the eagle: Yes! I am a boy!
The loudest of all roared a drunk boy who was sitting near the entrance to the subway and all this time pretended to be dead.