.4LPINE: The student's notepad differs from the student's notepad at least by the fact that the student's name is written on the notepad, not the teacher's.
added 2009-01-05 22:32
I open a bottle of beer and it’s full!! There is no real under the throat, but there are no miracles.
Sometimes I work at a brewery and some drink beer before bottles are blocked and sucked in them.
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YYYY: well
HH: I understand why. It was not the ring of Calmar. I have eaten Gandalf))
Family life is when you try to drink a girl not to drag her to bed, but to play the computer.
My sister told me now.
A man was walking in the street with a mastiff. He says to "Sit" The mastiff sat.
This is "Lying" Mastiff is sitting. Man: "Let me lie down, I said". Mastiff is sitting.
A man bowing to the dog: "What in the eye?"
Mastiff is lying.
In the chemical and technological university is the protection of diploma projects. And before the third speaker comes to the receiving projects the scientific director of the work, and says: "And now I would ask you to be more tolerant. A girl is protected. The second pregnancy. and complicated. Please understand her position".
There comes a girl with such a bad butt. He hangs drafts and others, opens the report and begins it with the words: "The country is catastrophically lacking in rubber...".
ShiNiGaMi (18:21):
The fucking! I hate this physics!! to
Evil (18:21):
Why did you go to Phnom Penh?
ShiNiGaMi (18:22):
I hate the other things even more!!! to
Evil (18:22):
O_O
xxx: girlfriend interrupts the phone conversation:"Now, wait... (pass a little bit of time): This is a bastard! I sold the alphabet for 4 soldos. I’m looking at Buratino here!"
I’m already through tears: Sunshine, sunshine, did you expect this time to work out?It is :)
It is hard to stop in time when you forgetfully and gambling
The sofa.
by Yuri Tatarkin
in the days. Another exciting journey through infinite spaces
The Internet. I went to a website with an offer to test IQ. I have long dreamed.
A simple test - triangles, squares, booklets, half an hour of breathing.
At the end:
If you want to know the result, send it to the number...
by Jamu.
You are registered, send SMS again.
Fuck, I am sending you.
- Thank you, your IQ 56, you want a certificate - send another SMS.
In my view, 56 is something like a loophole....??? should be
Check the balance...
Check to 500r. The curtain.
“Daddy, when you lost the most money – during the 1998 crisis,
During the 2008 crisis?
- In 2006, son, during the divorce with your mother!!! to
At the time, I didn’t understand why this was called divorce.
by Dankin.
Yyyy: You have some royal stuff =)
Who said this? punishment!! to
Lilith: I know what cellulite is! When a person tries to think with his ass for a long time - there are twists on it!
The girl has disappeared...who will see, let her go!
Bork73 is acetate. have heard? From January 1, the trolley buses with trams are expensive! It is 8 rubles.! to
Maxe.Effect: cool)) I will buy a couple!and :)
Lenore
Tell me an interesting fact from your life.
Sid
Once in the 1st class I was sitting at the first party, was an excellent and a better pa-boy, and then blinked in the middle of the lesson on a pottery, a neighbor, a teacher's table, a journal, a notebook and the teacher herself.
Lenore
Why is?
Sid
because I was afraid to break the lesson and could not ask "Can I go out"
Why should a woman be persuaded to do what she wants?
In 9 months, there will be a New Year's gift "made ni chayno"
“Well, in short, this shit was bothering everyone that we had sex... and now everybody goes and asks me, such as:"oh, is it true that you had sex?"
WOW: And you what?
HH: What am I? I honestly answer that sex was, and it was the best one-and-a-half seconds in my life)))
(Telling with a whispering whisper)
They say if you gather with friends at night on an abandoned building. Put wooden benches in half a circle. Sit on them in front of each other and start to mat...
Xenia Dogs will appear!! to