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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13505
 08.01.2009
.4LPINE: The student's notepad differs from the student's notepad at least by the fact that the student's name is written on the notepad, not the teacher's.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13504
 08.01.2009
added 2009-01-05 22:32
I open a bottle of beer and it’s full!! There is no real under the throat, but there are no miracles.

Sometimes I work at a brewery and some drink beer before bottles are blocked and sucked in them.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13503
 08.01.2009
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YYYY: well
HH: I understand why. It was not the ring of Calmar. I have eaten Gandalf))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13502
 08.01.2009
Family life is when you try to drink a girl not to drag her to bed, but to play the computer.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13501
 08.01.2009
My sister told me now.
A man was walking in the street with a mastiff. He says to "Sit" The mastiff sat.
This is "Lying" Mastiff is sitting. Man: "Let me lie down, I said". Mastiff is sitting.
A man bowing to the dog: "What in the eye?"
Mastiff is lying.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13500
 08.01.2009
In the chemical and technological university is the protection of diploma projects. And before the third speaker comes to the receiving projects the scientific director of the work, and says: "And now I would ask you to be more tolerant. A girl is protected. The second pregnancy. and complicated. Please understand her position".

There comes a girl with such a bad butt. He hangs drafts and others, opens the report and begins it with the words: "The country is catastrophically lacking in rubber...".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13499
 08.01.2009
ShiNiGaMi ‎(18:21):
The fucking! I hate this physics!! to
Evil ‎(18:21):
Why did you go to Phnom Penh?
ShiNiGaMi ‎(18:22):
I hate the other things even more!!! to
Evil ‎(18:22):
O_O


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13498
 08.01.2009
xxx: girlfriend interrupts the phone conversation:"Now, wait... (pass a little bit of time): This is a bastard! I sold the alphabet for 4 soldos. I’m looking at Buratino here!"
I’m already through tears: Sunshine, sunshine, did you expect this time to work out?It is :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13497
 08.01.2009
It is hard to stop in time when you forgetfully and gambling

The sofa.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13496
 08.01.2009
in the days. Another exciting journey through infinite spaces

The Internet. I went to a website with an offer to test IQ. I have long dreamed.

A simple test - triangles, squares, booklets, half an hour of breathing.

At the end:

If you want to know the result, send it to the number...

by Jamu.

You are registered, send SMS again.

Fuck, I am sending you.

- Thank you, your IQ 56, you want a certificate - send another SMS.

In my view, 56 is something like a loophole....??? should be

Check the balance...

Check to 500r. The curtain.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13495
 08.01.2009
“Daddy, when you lost the most money – during the 1998 crisis,

During the 2008 crisis?

- In 2006, son, during the divorce with your mother!!! to

At the time, I didn’t understand why this was called divorce.

by Dankin.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13494
 08.01.2009
Yyyy: You have some royal stuff =)
Who said this? punishment!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13493
 08.01.2009
Lilith: I know what cellulite is! When a person tries to think with his ass for a long time - there are twists on it!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13492
 08.01.2009
The girl has disappeared...who will see, let her go!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13491
 07.01.2009
Bork73 is acetate. have heard? From January 1, the trolley buses with trams are expensive! It is 8 rubles.! to
Maxe.Effect: cool)) I will buy a couple!and :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13490
 07.01.2009
Lenore
Tell me an interesting fact from your life.

Sid
Once in the 1st class I was sitting at the first party, was an excellent and a better pa-boy, and then blinked in the middle of the lesson on a pottery, a neighbor, a teacher's table, a journal, a notebook and the teacher herself.
Lenore
Why is?
Sid
because I was afraid to break the lesson and could not ask "Can I go out"


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13489
 07.01.2009
Why should a woman be persuaded to do what she wants?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13488
 07.01.2009
In 9 months, there will be a New Year's gift "made ni chayno"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13487
 07.01.2009
“Well, in short, this shit was bothering everyone that we had sex... and now everybody goes and asks me, such as:"oh, is it true that you had sex?"
WOW: And you what?
HH: What am I? I honestly answer that sex was, and it was the best one-and-a-half seconds in my life)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13486
 07.01.2009
(Telling with a whispering whisper)

They say if you gather with friends at night on an abandoned building. Put wooden benches in half a circle. Sit on them in front of each other and start to mat...
Xenia Dogs will appear!! to

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