How bad he is in bed, a man will know when he is in bed.

The money ends.

Marriage by calculation, how is it?

- We build all in one shelf: "On the first or second count!"

The first.

The second.

and all! The first married the second.

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This is the joke of December 11. Here is what was actually:



Count A. V. Suvorov discovered somehow that in his possession there was a lot.

There was a shortage of brides. Buying a bride. He said Suvorov.



The brides and bridesmaids were built by growth. Walk to church! Priestly

I married all this ugliness.



After the wreath, not everyone remembered the face of the spouse. Out of the situation came easily:

It has grown again...



Burovsky A. M. Russia, which did not become. In 2005 c. and 98.

My wife at breakfast:

In vain, you and I were against my daughter doing a piercing.

Since she put a ring in her nose, it has become much more comfortable.

Take her up to school.

Lara: My son is 28 years old, finished honey. Institute, not working for 2 years, sitting at home, playing online computer games. How can you help them get rid of computer addiction?
Sadie: Do not feed

ALTerMann ‎(18:49):
My friend burned yesterday ?
He works in a confectionery factory.
They make candy, biscuits... other carries.
He gave me a kilogram of candy.
In the garbage package!! to
I haven’t seen that in the past ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Two students headed to the store.
With a package of garbage.
...and something from there pulls and joyfully hides)))))))))))

ALTerMann ‎(18:50):
In the eyes of the passers clearly read "Crisis, Yapt..."

Manual "Manual on the Exploitation of Man by Man". The book is "A good book".

With one not too well-known website, the question to the landlord of Ukraine:
Dear Mr. President, please tell us, how much do you need to pay, so that you and all the deputies of the People’s Republic, ministers and government officials will go abroad forever and not hinder Ukraine from developing normally?

You got your snow!
Come to us in Kuzbass, take the nahuy at least all, we have to crack it up!

By the decree of the government of the Russian Federation winter this year is canceled, so that the president does not fall asleep)))

by Trace
I go in a trolleybus, in school classes, a crowd of graduates falls. Socks, clothes and so on. And another one. The grandmothers, looking at her, begin to be baptized. Mothers hide their children. The girl – on the white front of the balloon is drawn an anarchy sign. The naked hands are all in the blades. On the neck two thick metal chains. The number of piercings just climbs. Whiskey was barbed. It is Iroquois. Painted in all the colors of the rainbow. And (this is the last stroke), to the bald whiskers of Scotland are attached two white clothes!!! to

Great... more of these!! to

She: Lesh, I need your computer, and then your cat accidentally pressed reset on the comp, I don't know the password!
Tagged: cat fucking
She : what? Are you shrinking?! Why are you so with me? What a pig! and (
he: epta... password on comp "glamour cat cock", forgive the sun (((

Mom told me that she has no idea who I am so fucking, and went on to smooth the phone...

GTA 4 has jumped.
YYY: NEA
XXX and Bush?
yyy: Bush probably too, he’s not up to gta))

by Shaber:
Today I was driving in with one active blonde and seriously thought that it would be good to have such a button under the seat, so that the passenger began to squeeze the seat belt, if he was heavily scattered and prevents driving)))

Google Questions and Answers:

Question: My 15th boyfriend will be a 21st student. What to give to DR?
The Best Answer: UK

In December, the girls dressed up again.

XXX: Dear copywriters!
help who encountered how correct in Old Slavic phrases will be:
"Plan of the area"
"go to headline"
"copyright is protected"
"Statement of the Association"
"Contact information "

YYY: "presentational video" – in the old Slavic??? to
*Happy under the shop

The summer. I drive a car with my 5-year-old son to my parents, 1500 km. Chanson played all the way.
The Winter. The New Year holidays. Morning in the kindergarten. The Tree. The Santa Claus. Snowmen - "Stay, boy, a song, you will get a gift". The son arises, and gives to the whole kindergarten, a whispering baryton - and youth goes away, fool, to these camps...

Plastic surgery would have taken a big step forward if it had learned

directing the brains.

On the weekend, it was home. I have a 4 year old little son.

somewhere. And that means something does "not that". I went to him, and he took mine.

The cellar and the chatrocket climb without stopping. Okay, I think, shrugging and shrugging... Then

I see, there are SMS answers that the subscriber has accepted them, and so many, so many.

20 with me. I saw a lot of lies, such as:

"Plalarryai ыppy врцкп yфки!"pppvp pврп ва"! Many times, and all differently.

apparently on the tarabarsk, and all to one person, and I hardly

I remember a stranger. I forgot until evening.

For a long time the guy endured... Tonight comes the SMS: "You are a man? And what you

Do you smoke?".................. :)