Scif-Yars: First of all, I would like to thank the three superheroes who have saved the mind: Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, and John Jameson.

Gennady: You appealed to the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia. Please evaluate the quality of the services provided by sending a free SMS with a rating from 1 to 5.
Gennady: O how
Vladimir: And what assessment did Gene send?
Gennady: Very polite right selected, 5 points

And we’re running the whole department. Anything happens, love is there. Prostate massage, a fashionable husband. So why in the anus of my husband to squeeze the controller from the TV? The pult. From the TV. And it does not pull out. Well still would.
"Fuck it’s your TV!"

Bishop - The Reader
I recommend reading "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rational Thinking" by E. Yudkovsky. Fanfic, which was written for 5 years as a specialist in artificial intelligence. I think it is much better than the original. Harry is a wanderkind (in the usual sense), a fan of science and books, raised in the family of an Oxford professor. After getting to Hogwarts, he applies rationalism and a scientific approach to everything. My wife and I couldn’t get away for two weeks. Search for the full version of 122 chapters, approximately 900 standard pages.

Football commentators remind me of cats in front of a closed door, who whisper but go out and don’t intend to. You do your business, you hear – oret, oret, oret!!! You go to see who scored a goal and who is not.

A colleague really loves jokes about his mortgage and the diet of the brokers. I have to say that for the third month it is already quite uniform. The other colleague did not stand, to the next blatant statement answered in the spirit of "you are an aristocrat! We can not afford this with a mortgage, we eat ordinary pasta, sometimes on holidays - "rollons"!"... In the department there is silence, interrupted only by clicking on the keyboard. Good as well!

XX: It is not what tax is important, but how the money from these taxes is used. In the country, this is done irrationally, although the tax is high. In Denmark, for example, the tax is also high, but the standard of living is also high.

yy: > irrational
This is the most discreet statement about corruption in our country.

Colonel only irrationally distributed 9 billion in his apartment, so he was jailed.

What kind of fashion has gone to arrange online broadcasts and fuck-piss-piss for an hour instead of creating a detailed post with links (if necessary) and a forum? Half an hour spoke about nothing, another 20 minutes answered questions online and only then went on to the essence. I hate online broadcasting.

XXX: The Doctor
ууу: prescribed rectal candles to raise immunity(( i.e., technically, ordered candles for health to put

What a wonderful example.

corruption and in general.
The Kirov region. The Yaransk-Kirov bus, as you understand, goes from Yaransk to Kirov (220 km approximately). On the road he travels through many settlements (through Pižanka, for example). Passengers travelling from Yaransk buy a ticket there at the bus station. Passengers who sit on the road must buy a ticket from the driver. But drivers are not stupid - they take the money from passengers and put it in their pockets. N months pass, the management looks at the statistics and sees that on this route they only travel from Yaransk, and no one sits on the road at all. And they conclude: why chase a big bus for the sake of 10-20 people who sit in Yaransk? So the bus they clean up and let Gazelle, who from Yaransk is already full and on the road does not take anyone. As a result, those who sit on the road (for example, in Pižanka) sit and scratch their tails - as if they were to go to Kirov.

Drivers are to blame, but people curse mythical officials

- mother - in perfection, Russian - read and write with a dictionary
I see an intelligent man! We, the hegemons, are usually checked by the word.

In the field of coincidences. Here is the world of Misha. He almost married my sister ten years ago, but it didn’t happen. And I noticed a pattern - as I meet Misha on the street (once every couple of years or even less), then some sort of strip of stupid bureaucratic obstacles begins. I thought – maybe he hid his anger on our family and that’s how it comes out...

In short, only then came to me: Misha lives in a neighboring house with the main bureaucratic hell of our city, and I meet him, as a rule, there. On the way to this hell. It is not a cause, but a side effect.

xxx: * screenshot of the license agreement*
These conditions are
Did you have the same?
I will hide it now.
HGH: Let it go
I’ll go to the Guinness Book of Records.
The first person in the world to read a license agreement on pirated software

bribes and bribery.

Have you noticed that in our society, a lot of things are turned upside down? That the professions from which life and the future of society depend directly are not very prestigious? Agree that without doctors, teachers, firefighters, electricians, slugs and other professions, society life will be much more difficult than without a horde of lawyers, artists, managers and bankers? Yes, without the same assenizers, your city will drown in its own shit in a few months, before falling into the ears with its own garbage (because the need is for folders, if not for cleaning the garbage behind us).

Who is sitting in the hill? Artists, athletes and businessmen. Where are the normal managers? And not them. Because it is imperative to be a normal manager - it is necessary to work, it is a huge responsibility.

So yes, continue to spin the spiners, discuss whether flowers and candy are a bribe and be proud of the feats of the now non-existent state of da Zadornov.

here here :

You know, when a little girl chooses a stylish minimalist black dress for the doll, rather than a pruncesse abajur with lurex, glitters and wraps, it's really weird. In preschool age, it is normal to associate "beautiful" with "bright".

But the teacher is already, hopefully, an adult - why should she sound stupid, forgiving a little girl. The taste should be cultivated, not ruined.

Smoking is harmful to your health.“Not nuclear weapons.

About the attention. This was by the German radio station VDR. He drives an electric car (esban) to work. Not by poverty, probably green. In electric cars, everyone, sitting down, gets stuck in smartphones, tablets, notebooks. Originals in a book or newspaper. He forgot about smart. It was the first time I studied followers. It turned out that in front of the passage was a man sitting with a cat. Not the one under the bed. with live. No, not in the market. The duck is cared for, "chested", equipped with a leash and an elegant butterfly tie. He sits on his hands. Shortly before this companion stopped, the duck without a command jumped and, importantly, the stunt went to the door. The roulette row extended almost the entire length. The owner of the duck preferred to sit until the last, crashed at the last moment. The cat waited patiently at the door. At this stop, no one else came out of the car. Everyone examined the content of the displays. No one noticed the duck with the bat. She tried so hard!

I told Ost.

A smart woman judges a man by compliment, a stupid woman judges herself by compliment.

<Discussions about holiday prices>
diofjs: to Crimea flight, and to Italy flight. That is the difference ;)
Dunkelfalke: If there is no aircraft in Italy, then they are flying there on a ballistic trajectory?
KikoMan: No, with such a budget you just o-o-o- very high, and then Italy will go under you.

The Ministry of Finance of Russia has confirmed that the minimum old-age pension from January 1, 2018 will be $ 4,500 a month, and the retirement age - 127
132 years for men and women respectively.