Rare idiots shouldn’t be seen so often.

and Morg. Something happened to the water pipeline, they caused tearworms. The problem was found in the "node" (I don't know exactly how it is called), the "node" was in front of the refrigerator door. A minute before the teammates arrived, one of the employees entered the refrigerator. The carpenter, I don't know about it, set up in front of the refrigerator and started to work, having a conversation:
It’s terrible here, and suddenly who of these will get up...
You are straight like a child, in fairy tales.
It was at this moment that the door opened in the back of the slacker and a voice from the refrigerator said:
Ladies and gentlemen, let us go, right?
There was a lot of censorship.

The wolf is weaker than the lion and the tiger, but in the circus he does not perform.

Here are the dogs that smell drugs at the airport
They are put on something in advance.
Q: How are dogs trained for bombs?
What does it mean as
I found an explosive - got a coke, a good boy

The Picaba:

xxx: the paper is written that there are no claims, and not about getting babies, if so, then everything is smooth.

YYY: Are you a lawyer? Or a lawyer?

I am a sofa pitball.

Zzzz: I see no reason not to trust this man.

In the store, my grandmother asks.
Do you have a Terminator?
The seller did not blink the eye.
It is!
There is a payment terminal.

The child puzzled a mystery: "A grandfather sits, he is dressed in a hundred sweaters, who clothes his grandfather, he dies in torment."
Except for Tutankhamun’s mummy, nothing comes to mind.

It seems to me that posts about the fact that from September 1st schoolchildren will disappear from the internet, schoolchildren write themselves.

I have several acquaintances:
They wear gold because they like gold.
They wear silver because they like silver.
They don’t wear anything because they don’t like to wear jewelry.

After reading all of the above, you can read them.
Poor because
1 buy cheap gold to give something to a lombard
2 buy silver because it is cheaper and there is a lack of gold
3 can’t buy anything.
b) the subordinates of t.
They want to show their status.
2 and 3 want to show that threads like everyone and in principle do not carry gold

There are a lot of text as they can be called, and so they are normal people, just like different things.

Kulstori about the guy and sushi reminded me of this:

Don’t think about cuddling in the roof:
Strike the current – you will die!
Even if he passes there,
Maybe it is better to die...

In the holy 90s, one of my acquaintances, a master of athletics sports, the robber broke his hat and ran, and she ran. I run, grit, I can catch him, but what to do with him - I don't know, so I just run. One and a half miles later, he dropped his hat. It lasted a long time, good.

SAnn549: You leave one soldier there.
Not one, but two people :)
SAnn549:)) you would have left them the third. It would be more fun.
The third is extra :R
SAnn549: It’s in dumb affairs... and so they’d be there for three)
I am in the castle of the buoy garrison. Better not drinking than being drunk :)
SAnn549: Well of course two sober will better repel an attack than three drunk))))
Thirsty - tell them to wash. And the drunk... You look, and they will be rejected, and I will be beaten for cleansing! It is :)

Oh well cats. And why doesn’t anyone write about an official who rejects grandmothers in trousers and men in expensive cars? It is just a celebration of something.

The convenience of golden bracelets for the "maschikovich" is in the facelessness. This donation is a given box "spent money". He will not get along with Nura, he will then give the same bracelet to Marus, he will not get along with Marusai - he will take it and pass it on to Svetka... Since this bracelet is not intended for either of them, any of them will be suitable for the bracelet. There is no dragon. If you love Anya, learn that Anya loves dragons, make for Anya a dragon... even if by a tragic coincidence you suddenly break up, it will be a dragon for Anya and no one else. Because Marusya no longer loves dragons and bowls, but ponies and bajdars, and Light - the cosmonauts of imperial strike jets and the Italian editions of Dante. The dragon is given only to the beloved and the only one, only for the sake of such a man and will become frozen, and the universal golden bracelet - easily replaced female individual - 1 piece.
Well, and banally - women in our time quite earn and the most suitable bracelet will choose and buy themselves. Clothes or perfumes. But the dragon is just a gift that you won’t get in the store.

“I don’t love you anymore, and I’m not a prostitute, so I can’t have sex with you just so, without an incentive.

Guy, after the words of his wife "I don't love you anymore" any self-respecting man should offer a divorce (well or try to go to a family psychologist), rather than asking how much money to offer to fuck. Both of you are just the same infantiles that are discussed here.

Review of The Dog's Life:
Please tell me, in this movie of animals no one will die??? I do not know the book. thank you.
I join the question. Will the animals survive?
Will the dogs survive?! to
Please answer the dogs. If all animals are alive??? Who has watched please?? to
- I join the question, in the culmination no dog will be soaked?
All dogs go to heaven.
The dogs in this film die, and not once, but within the limits of permissible and every time for natural causes.
“Thank you for answering, I’t watch because dogs are dying.
No matter why they die, I won’t watch, thank you for warning.
The Pipet! And a cat too! I'm not going to look at it, thank you to everyone who responded.
I have terrible news for you – everybody will ever die. to you )
Will cats and cats die?
I don’t want to watch a movie where the dog ate the cat.
I didn’t watch the movie, but I went through it all night.

All morning competed with a computer game for her boyfriend’s attention.
And what?
The natural instinct won. He hit us both and went out to eat.

The young man was sitting in the towel after the shower and watching TV. On the table next to it was a bowl of dryers that the guy ate. I don’t know what he got in his head, but he saw one of them. Not on the finger. He dressed her, but did not take her off. Begin to swell and get sick. I tried to crush it, it hurt even more. From fear, he calls an ambulance, while he hurts so that the dispatcher sends an emergency rescue brigade.
The composition of the brigade should be mentioned separately. The doctor after the institute, before that, did not work in the ambulance. The girl-felder after college, also had not seen life. And the rubbed fieldsher, who was put to guard this bouquet of chamomile.
The brigade enters, and the patient in the towel with the letter zhu on the wall and in the chair. I persuaded him to show it. Girls in paint. The boy walked, and the fielder said to him:
Is there water?
and yes.
Go to the bath! Shut up!
Treatment tactics in the call map: "It is recommended to place the lower half of the body in water before softening the baking product."

<Video: Man passing through a narrow gap in a rock>
Agri: You have a new phobia!
Speleophobia is the fear that at night a speleologist will enter your ear and lay eggs there.

XXX: The Blue Eagle
YYY: and drunk
Zzzz: and dancing, fuck it up!
yyy: forgetting about shame and danger after getting sick with complications :)))