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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №144724
 11.09.2017
Well, we have taken it. "Homo", "ghetero", "universal".. Although xenomorphic! If Tesla had spent his entire life exploring his orientation there, he would have not yet discovered a method of wireless transmission of energy.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144723
 11.09.2017
Funkvader: This is a scam, there were no orgasms in the USSR.
WEREMAN: brought by acquaintance from Romania.
funkvader: yes, Romanian orgasms were considered even better than the GDR.
WEREMAN: This is because, according to rumors, they were imported from France, and in Romania they were simply stamped.
Funkvade: I did not know that.
wereman: My uncle told me about this, he brought his wife, my aunt, somehow for the anniversary from a foreign mission.
funkvade: and when not confiscated at the customs?
We had to share, share. Customs officers also have wives, they also want to try orgasm.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144722
 11.09.2017
The abuser took the driver of a trolleybus hostage in Nizhny Novgorod.

So it appears:

Go to Miami!

I can not.

Why? →? to

and Am. Now there is a hurricane...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144721
 11.09.2017
I always felt like a Superman. In the last few years, weakness has overcome.
I just want to lie down and do nothing.
NN: Oh my brother. You are allergic to cryptonite. He is somewhere nearby.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144720
 11.09.2017
The terrible thing is that the supporters of the currents that are intertwined by the dominant ones in the scientific community do not understand the scale of both science and their idiotism.

They believe that OTO and etherodynamic friction are things of the same order, unproven theories in which scientists believe. Just in the first 100 people believe, and in the second 10, and how it really is there - no one knows. And it is quite possible that in 20 years the ratio of believers will change, and the textbook of Atyukovsky will enter the program of all universities.

They have no idea how science works. There are no facts for them, and they cannot imagine that they have someone. But they have their own opinions, gathered from fragments of the opinions of those who shout louder.

They cannot be convinced that OPINION from a report on RNT-TV, from a website on the Internet, "everyone knows" and OPINION from WOSovsky magazine have a different weight. In a dispute, even if you attach them to the wall with something accessible, obvious and undeniable, they will cling to the definition of opinion itself. You have one, I have another, I have a right. That’s why smart people try not to get involved in disputes with them.

And I would like to live happily without paying attention to them, but there are too many. They are the average hospital temperature, their market demand is the main demand, their vote in the election is the decisive vote. They are enough to prevent the introduction of gold rice in the Philippines and the construction of nuclear reactors in Germany. And there is nowhere to escape from this flock of idiots with opinions.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144719
 11.09.2017
- In Dorogomilov on the site 2559 removed by the forces of employees one of the candidates. He attacked members of the UIC, beat and bit.
- Still, modern dentistry gives results: more and more people report bites in a fight.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144718
 11.09.2017
So you, dear, spit no less than the previous peasant))

Because we sit for ourselves, we do not touch anyone, we turn our spinner / clock with bracelets / other "pleasure for hands", and they all climb and climb, whisper and whisper. You will endure and you will be upset. Don’t confuse attack and self-defense, we’re not in the police.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144717
 11.09.2017
yyy: It is necessary to do lazy module loading so that the entire store does not load when opening the main page
xxx: imho must go further - the client moves to the page - only then the code to write


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144716
 11.09.2017
>I’ve loved red half-sweet all my life, which I’ve repeatedly sounded."
>>Well a man confused white with red or a blonde with a brunette, sometimes.

If I had betrayed, I would never have confused. Lying is also a skill. A person who lies constantly, such important things as the tastes and preferences of his perceivers, always clearly shares in his head. And your husband may not be a pickup guru, but he sincerely wanted to please you. And the course of his thoughts,, was about that "hmm.. somewhere here something she once said..."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144715
 11.09.2017
A happy woman wakes up every morning from under the sticks.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №144714
 11.09.2017
Yesterday I returned from the store and noticed at the entrance of the girls of 10-11 years old, who were trying to pull something off the asphalt. I looked up, and they scorn differently write: “Katia is a fool!”, “Vova – said!” I didn’t stop here and put my five copies in:
“Girls, the word goat is written through ‘o’!
One of the girls looked at me, smiled and said:
Uncle, what is your name?
“Dimitri,” I replied without thinking backwards.
In the morning, he found a new inscription near the entrance: “Dmitry – Kozel!”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144713
 11.09.2017
If a member is a servant of the people, what is the inviolability of a servant?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144712
 11.09.2017
I am interested.

"I urgently sell a house in Florida, with furniture.Real buyer discount."

How about delivery to Kansas? Self-driving or self-driving?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144711
 11.09.2017
A critical article about the film:
Spy must bring to London a notebook from a secret Turkish-German chemical laboratory. In this laboratory, a terrible German scientist, as a terrible German scientist can be trusted, in a “half-square” on a perverted face (which would look less perverted if not a ugly half-mask), prepares a terrible German poisoning gas.
“A terrible German gas,” it is the iprite “based on hydrogen, not sulfur”!
Oh, at that moment I felt how good it was to be a humanitarian! But I’m sorry to read the article about Iprit on Wikipedia."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144710
 11.09.2017
XXX: Who in your family is engaged in the organization of holiday? Husband and wife together?
My sofa

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144709
 11.09.2017
Friends (a family couple) went to Sochi to rest, asked them to live: look at the house and the animals. For a week I have been sitting absolutely alone, lazy, thirsty, and they give me positive photos and videos from the sea, rats, shuttles.
I ate a bowl of peelmen, rubed with cheese, poured green, and took a picture with them (like, "look at the poor, the solitary balance I eat"): "Today I eat the pear!) )"
Answer from the sea: "We too(((" and on the photo in a plate of pasta with sausage. XD is

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144708
 11.09.2017
Feahim: How is your sleep regime?
Ergo: My body betrayed me
Feahim: Shoot it out!
Sorry, I don’t have anything else.
Feahim: shoot another organism in his eyes!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144707
 11.09.2017
In the spring, the shrubs of sirens were planted in the yard. Seven or eight. Normally there were three, one neither there nor here, the rest, apparently, were dead in advance.

At the end of the summer, a strong wind broke the old tree. Immediately representatives of the company-greener came, peeled all the trees to the state of the telegraph columns, the peeled left on the bushes, including one of the survivors, and not exported for a week.

A week later they were taken out and suddenly found out that the bush, overwhelmed with spleen, died. They dug it, brought it and planted a new one. For a week they were absent, returned and found for themselves those bushes that did not survive. They digged, they left.

Here is the direct question, is this some sort of clever plan, or is it GMO-greenery with the genome of duttles?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144706
 11.09.2017
At night, a fox came to the gate. She ate all the cat patch and took in an unknown direction a canned bowl of salmon roasted in oil (which revealed her incognito, spilled oil and inherited on the rampe). Probably now in the bushes. satisfied and satisfied.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144705
 11.09.2017
Freo: I watch Luntik with the child, and I don’t know who, but I’m looking forward to the series when the hose-hoppers Wupsen and Puppen turn into glamorous butterflies.

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