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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12600
 13.11.2008
Azzké Koshe4ko: I lie down on Sunday morning with my husband, and suddenly the door knocks. I open, there is a guy with a poster, only the word TRUTH caught a glance. And here he begins to tell so inspiringly that we will find answers to any questions that are not in any book. The first question that came to mind: "How to track KDE under FreeBSD?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12599
 13.11.2008
Pirates captured four Estonians

Pirates have fallen... the Estonians will pull out of them the last remains of nerves.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12598
 13.11.2008
Comments on the Peugeot 307 in the photo announcement section:

Vano: "All g.... ends at o"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12597
 13.11.2008
Pepez in general, world news: the Obama family chooses a puppy.
Shorts, when I take power, you all over the galaxy will pick my jeans.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12596
 13.11.2008

I bought a tubus!! I tried to drum on it.

-Ilia: You can still run with him near the Kremlin wall, periodically sit on your knees, put him on your shoulder and shout BABACH! And there will be nothing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12595
 13.11.2008
You always want to eat more than you can.

You can always drink more than you want.

by konde13

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12594
 13.11.2008
One of the reputable television companies in Krasnoyarsk showed in the news the story of

Customs officers who came to a children's home with something like a chief

of actions.

This is a normal story. But the host gave the trick: "The dog found

I am happy with the kids".

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12593
 13.11.2008
and allo! The television? Is this a “jump to the village”?

This is a “face-to-face” program.

What about the village?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12592
 13.11.2008

Go to my pharmacy.
Medved: OO
Wouldn’t there be anyone nearby?
There are plush bears but they refused to go.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12591
 13.11.2008
by rap.ru
Serega recorded with German artist Megaloh

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12590
 13.11.2008
Secretary (00:01:29 10/11/2008)
I can't do without a printer lessons, and Lomonosov came to walk to learn!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12589
 13.11.2008
aaa: I finally understood the meaning of the song "In the Caucasus Prisoner"
BBB: What is it?
AA: "It is not very bad to have three wives. But very bad on the other hand".
BBB: And what?
A song celebrating the group, but opposing anal sex.
BBB is fucking.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12588
 13.11.2008
Quote about the bag and flowers.

long ago we found in men a bag.. to give flowers - you have to be offended

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12587
 13.11.2008
You have already posted about the turbo button.
Well, I remember her and cha, better tell me why she is.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12586
 13.11.2008
I (13:28:36 5/11/2008)
The roles were played yesterday.

She (13:28:29 5/11/2008)
Who was cooking?

I am (13:28:40 5/11/2008)
by NaH

She (13:28:29 5/11/2008)
It’s bad name, but who cooked it?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12585
 13.11.2008
He said, “Give it all! Yellow sponge in your cheek!
She is for X* (no?
This is the kiss of SpongeBob! She said she loves him!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12584
 13.11.2008
^_OKSANKA_^: >Yodo> and what your nick means
Yodo: it means a poor but noble and cleverly dressed young man with his lips always tightly compressed, noticing on a white rose leaf a drop of tears falling from the eyes of a beautiful and sad stranger who looked with a dying heart as the rays of the rising sun covered with purple the great summit of фудзи.
Tagged with: ghee

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12583
 13.11.2008
D.E.Q.T
And to hide ?

Yokohama
I am not doing that hernia.

D.E.Q.T
*sunset from under the table in a hysterical whisper* And what kind of hernia do you do?))

Yokohamma (21:21:01 6/11/2008)
Well, intuition, random ticking, non-standard thinking, brain work on a full coil, desire...))

D.E.Q.t_ (21:22:19 6/11/2008)
Well, intuition, random ticking, non-standard thinking, brain work on a full coil, desire...)) - exactly the same hernia was done by the creators of the whistle)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12582
 13.11.2008
<KERI>: I just remember how we walked and I can't remember how I met you
<GHOST>: aaaa, for mines paid together...
<Ghost> inets*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12581
 13.11.2008
She: You are a fool!
I’ll make you a fool now!! to
She says, “Well, you have to educate him.

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