The guys! I cannot endure anymore! I must admit, I wrote all the time all the shit in the abyss.

The year 51 v. After eight years of war with the Gallies, Caesar returns with triumph. Rome celebrates victory over the enemy and Caesar's return home. Some time later, in the capital of the empire, Pompey, the beloved senator of the people, loses his wife, the daughter of Caesar. Julius, who was informed of the actions of the Senate, decides to enter Rome by force. The army is headed by Lucius Varen and legendary Tit Pulo. They enter Rome and discover an empty city, without institutions of power. These actions forced the Senate to proclaim Caesar a dictator. Pompey, in order to avoid a civil war, leaves Rome with his wife and the rebellious senators go to Greece. Meanwhile, Lucius returns home and notices that his wife has changed, and a secret connection is discovered between Titus and Octavia.

All would be nothing, only this description of a porn film...XD

Conversation with a loved one:
I liked the way we spent this weekend and it was so nice.
Katie, we didn’t fuck you, we were doing love. and :-*
I don’t know how you are, but I was fucking.

Can you call a fool a person who in a single questionnaire, in a column with the assignment "not to fill", wrote "good"?

Shit, I got in the news :)
WOW :?? to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How I am sick on the side and the text of the type "where is our society going, if the youth gets drunk to such a state!"
I just wanted to call these idiots and explain that I am not drunk, but pregnant:)))

Andrew (01:52:19 10/01/2009)
If you are a man, prove that you have a boyfriend.

Rich (01:52:50 10/01/2009)
Somebody was once fucking fucking.

Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich!
Yesterday on TV Uncle Miller told you that the cursed shells stole 15
This is a percentage of our domestic gas and we are talking about billions. I and the file.
We checked the accounts and we found that 65 million cubic meters of the volume.
pumping for five days is 6 percent, and at the price of 450 UAH per thousand
Cubes - the losses cost only 30 million UAH. Is it worth putting on the ears?
All of Europe, or it is easier to give Uncle Miller a cliché and a pair of pairs.
The Mathematics?

With respect Vasya Pupkin, student of the 3rd class, pp. Gaduquino

X: The car has entered our house))
A: Well and how? :D
X: the man came with the menta, they are checking
Q: That he told them?
X: Fuck, he said that our house overtook them and cut them down! Do you ask stupid questions?

Olik_work: And I went to Egypt before N.G. It is :)
Fritz: No, I won’t go there... the speech in which the Arabs speak is scary to me. It seems like at the end of each sentence there must be a powerful explosion.

When the president leaves, he runs around the White House with such a leaflet. I forgot how it’s called... well that he doesn’t owe anything to the library and all that :)).. with a circular sheet... in :)))

A costume performance at school, the role of a poppy remains.
Teacher: Guys, who wants to work with the ass? We are going to break up!!! to

I found a blender with some stuffing. Warm up and remove.
How much have they already accomplished? Are they not talking yet? and :)
I don’t know, they are normal.
Cut them over and count the rings.

The presence of education creates the appearance of talent, and the presence of talent

They don’t think about education.

"The wind does not pass through the devices of the 2008 edition!"



I sit yesterday, I do not touch anyone, I read the description of something new

Film on the network. My daughter - Polynka (9 months) sits humbly with me

A little bit of programming, a little bit of programming.

expresses dissatisfaction with the fact that it cannot reach the keyboard,

Only to the touchpad button (it is turned off). I was unnoticed.

By reading, the well-being of the child stopped actively turning and quiet. End of the ear

I notice a typical sound when Windows finds a new device.

Connected... turned off. No attention, no sound.

At least it seemed. Repeat after half a minute.

Now the typical message "Unidentified device" is popping up.

I am "Unbekantes Gerät") - what a shit, I am cool

The head, where did it come from? Maybe the printer is on? And here I am

I found him!! to

Mashi's mouth clamps, connected to the other end to the notebook, USB cable and

She has been fascinated by him for the last five minutes. I understand why so

It calmed up!) The fucking! Disconnect "Unidentified device" from the computer,

How can I remove the saliva from the connector and now I am going to upload the updates,

The device is 9 months ago as released, and my Wind it before.

He still does not recognize!!! to

Gazprom says Ukrainians are stealing gas.

At the same time, they say: "... our Ukrainian colleagues...".

XXX: How are you preparing for the exam?
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Ancient dispute

It’s shameful in Bulgaria, it’s cold in Vienna.
Poles are frozen in every village.
The tubes broke even in Marseille.
The bastards strike in a Dutch bordell.
The French are frozen, like in Moscow.
The Slavs argue with each other.

JackJumper (11:28:48 9/01/2009)
Tell me something about her...

OV@L (11:30:00 9/01/2009)
She is in the 4th grade, will be called Nastya, low, caret, brunette, suck moderately and without enthusiasm.

When will the count on Vkontakte exceed the total population of Russia?

Every day is unique
Hoyace Schroeder Cat Odmin
O_O