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You can distinguish several points, aka "Digger's Commandments":
1st Do not drink before (and on) planned expeditions.
2nd Do not walk without lights.
Three Do not use a bad rope.
4 is Before breaking the castle ten times look for a circumference path.
5 is Before I go somewhere, think "How do I get out of there?"
6 is Do not go one way.
7 is When looking for a stranger.
8 is Do not swipe the cables.
9 is No songs in the underground.
10 is Do not believe in hell (if possible).
11 is Do not wash other people’s things.
12 is Not on the cable.

The paradox
I noticed an astonishing fact at home.

XOCTEP
which

The paradox
I have discs with the series "Supernatural" disappear!!! to

She: Yes, I'm not going to go out for you, you're a programmer, I'm in your second place after the computer!
He: No, you are in my first place...after the computer... :D

From a forum about follet 3:

Alleluia brothers and sisters!!! I took a hospital for this cause, cut off the phone and broke up with a girl.)

2: This is what I understand the approach to the case.

L: She smoothed her husband’s clothes and then fell asleep. The dream is worse nowhere.
L: It was as if my husband had returned, looked at the consequences of my efforts... stated that the whole office would laugh at him and ordered him to throw everything back.
L: I look forward to his real return with horror: as if the dream was not a thing. Programming is an infection.

Recently on a couple, a predator calls a student to the board
You want to go out to the board.
Student : No
Prepod: Yes, if we asked you our children would not have, to the board quickly

Talking to a friend about the six-digit ICQ number

Stifler (18:17:45 30/10/2008)
Do we need them at all?

KttuulLlhuU (18:17:48 30/10/2008)
8 not cool

KttuulLlhuU (18:18:28 30/10/2008)
for the fact that all the bad guys (without insults) have 9 symbols and you have 6 allow the smaller and smaller number the cooler and more expensive

Stifler (18:19:49 30/10/2008)
And this means that those who have 6 signs (without insults) have a finite shit, who wants to show in the net what he is cool, and spends money on aska, while for that same money I’m brewing a beer with normal guys.

I read books on the game on the lip harmonic.
You’ve probably noticed that most people’s lips have a horizontal orientation.

Most... the author has seen a lot in life O_o

From Forum

There are a lot of different stories about green in general and about the domestic body art as well. For me, the first spouse after being placed for preservation at the time of release for the weekend type to wash before returning to the hospital the iodine grid was called to draw on pardon to the very place where the injections are made. And with a sense of humor he was in order, attracted to the visible and until I can see painted a bouquet of tulips in green and signed "This is for You, doctor!"" That's what I was scared at first when the whole medical staff of the department ran to me in the chamber, demanding to shave the buttocks and then each went hiding his eyes down and nervously chicking.

Interview of Secondary Students:

Give Me SpellForce
Fuck, I have the same place as you!
All the knees are in the midst of the knees. Even Pokémon can’t get rid of.
If the Pokémon are not the knee, then what is the knee?

Both (00:54:51 27/10/2008)
Peter was waiting for the bridge.
Both (00:55:52 27/10/2008)
We decided to find a coffee, we went to some stallions.
Both (00:56:20 27/10/2008)
Staying in the eye we pass by and understand what there is sex.
Both (00:56:31 27/10/2008)
We barely fell in place.
Publication (00:56:32 27/10/2008)
In the oak?? to
Publication (00:56:38 27/10/2008)
The lilies?
Publication (00:56:43 27/10/2008)

Previously, it was terribly angry, when the player was constantly lost in a bunch of dirt. The iPhone solved this problem.
"Thanks to me! Where is the player? Luckily, I’ll be happy with it"

I was invited to a concert of Pilgrim (rock group)

The security will surely be
Shadow2889: you drink on the street, labyrinth between the omons and the PPS))
Shadow2889: plus the protection of the deputies of MosGorduma))
Gromodrin: Who is it?
Gromodrin: What did he forget there?
Shadow2889: and he is there a soloist)))))))

flea06two (14:26:50 29/10/2008)
Tim, let me tell you, how to fuck hold yourself from rust in the tube, if at that end in response to 'sorry, and with whom I talk'-reply 'Pisko Nikolai'

Timur (14:27:04 29/10/2008)
:D

flea06two (14:27:32 29/10/2008)
It is not real, it is real.

Review of Fallout 3

[Thank you]
Well finally that’s another game I can’t play because of a weak computer, even if it’s damned.

About the influence of music on people:
faxenoff: I have long been interested in the idea of secretly putting somewhere in a crowded place a few speakers and a little heard to broadcast erotic porn. I really want to see what happens.
Antardhan: Stop the dynamics.

A crooked head can be comforted with hope, a relentless heart can be reassured.

It is a dream, and only a tough stomach does not compromise.

by Yuri Tatarkin

I had to work at one of the colleges of the city of Tashkent (Uzbekistan).

I was deputy director there.

One day, I was given a new room and gave a large room.

Portrait of Karimov (I. A. Karimov - President of the Republic of Uzbekistan). I am

I started looking for our carpenter to hang a portrait in my office.

But I could not find.

I went out into the courtyard and saw at the other end of it our home – an elderly man.

Uzbek is a very good man. I scream from his doorstep through the whole yard:

Where is our carpenter?

He cried to me in response:

Why do you need him?

Karimov must be hanged, I scream to him.

Here he jumped like a sparkle and ran to me. I even thought,

There was enthusiasm to help me. When he came, he became me.

It is wicked:

What are you saying?! Karimov should be hanged, but not joked about it.

must be!

Do we have something to eat?

Eat everything you find in the refrigerator.

Oh you, my mistress! Did you make the ice yourself?

Pipet, here in our managers the clowns put the partition... at first brought it whole, it does not naturally enter the door - took, brought in parts, put the frame, realized that the glasses do not fit the carousel, took away. I installed part of the glass. Now the part that adjacent to the wall - does not fit in size - took away. Where the door - at the bottom is a dull piece of plastic pinched, as if the size was tailored obviously so... Even when installing another panel, a piece of centimeter will remain 20-30. The door between marketers and managers is only opened and closed by marketers. You can enter, lock the managers and leave, and they will be selected through the window.