<Drag> Yes, he’s so rough that the only beautiful photo with him is Röntgen!!!! to

Morning peak on the proletarian branch of the Moscow metro.
Disposition: A 16- to 17-year-old girl sits in a seat next to the door.
In front of her stands a woman, very similar to the girl and matching her in the
The mother. The people who are in your barrel of seals :-)
At the next station in the car is pressed impressive sizes
"Jewish grandmother", of the category "you all owe me". Determining the future
victim, crawls straight to the girl and rugged, rough
The counter-altum addresses her:
Don’t you think you should give up your place?
A woman without thought:
Of course of course! He stood up and wiped out a Jewish grandmother.
A woman sitting in front of him says:
and Mommy! Please sit down!
The mother sits down sharply, the daughter puts her bag on her knees and
Standing in opposite. The train goes on...
People from sleep seconds after 15 catch up with the situation and rush how much
It allows tightness.

I would have enacted such a law that people would not be allowed to write or call their ex until the alcoholic intoxication has passed.

I discovered on the first wedding night that my wife was a virgin.
This is her second marriage o_o.

(Status in asske "I’ll have sex with whoever feeds me")

xxx (17:08:21 30/10/2008)
I will feed you 😉

yyy (17:11:29 30/10/2008)
It is naher)

yyy (17:11:34 30/10/2008)
She has a wife)

yyy (17:11:40 30/10/2008)
I started cooking myself.

xxx (17:11:53 30/10/2008)
You are a fan!!!!))))))))))))))))

There is an announcement at the entrance:
On October 29, from 10 to 15 the hot and cold supply will be turned off. The water tank will be around an hour (!) Please contact us at the following address:"
They burn up, they burn up. (

HULIGANK@ (17:26:12 28/10/2008)
I will not talk to you, you drink, you sit like an alcoholic in proud solitude.
I{a4eJIu xD (17:26:52 28/10/2008)
I have a cat on my knees.
I{a4eJIu xD (17:27:06 28/10/2008)
I gave her a valerian ;)
HULIGANK@ (17:27:17 28/10/2008)
ppc

In the metro:
Stop the Mint.
Hello, the title is like this, your documents are like this.
I am... not with me.
And if I can find it!!? to

I installed the gprs modem. In the instructions I encountered the phrase:
The LED NET flashes slowly - registration is going on in the network. after registration in the network, the LED NET begins to flash slowly"
I thought a lot...

If a sanitary technician enters the apartment and removes his shoes, he is a thief.! to

XXX is
The most interesting thing is that I already had one virgin, but an older one.
No problems at all.
Great feelings so far.
XXX is
• Relationships
XXX is
:D
YYY
* uses the spactal*

Everything that seemed to me a mysterious and rich inner world in it turned out to be just shit.

Question on mail.ru: "why the cat’s tail?"
He killed one of the ovates: "what would be more convenient to get it from under the couch or from a tree."

A friend invited her to visit and asked her to buy something for tea at her house. In her house is a bakery and pharmacy. Is it a check?

XXX is not sleeping.
YYY: I think of you.
XXX: What did you think?
YYY: There is nothing to think about here.

O_O

xxx: To me today a 15-year-old girl called "You"...
YYY: And what then?
XXX is 16!! to

From Forum
Looking for witnesses of my impudence 19.10.08g in the Anime club my distinctive feature all in black and pink tie which I successfully left on the girl who to the pity I do not remember how they call about what I am very angry because I was very drunk interested in any information about her ready for real information to pay here for mistakes I will fix everything

From the mouth of a girl:
He doesn’t know he likes me!

To the quote:
You know how terrible it is to sneeze, realizing that you have no time to run and put a cup of hot coffee on the table.

When I got into this situation, it seemed to me that the only way out was to put the bowl on the floor as soon as possible... I put the bowl, but I didn’t have time to straighten up... in the end, the muscle contraction when performing “Appchuy” clearly jerked me with the tower into the parquet.

P.S Coffee is the goal.

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