Conversation from Asha:

Oh, the sun! forgive the shit!! to
Mursavec: kissing his hands
Mmm... below
MURZAVEC: * struck in the buttocks
See also: XD

Hi, I have no mail.
Sophia : Hello. What does it mean “no mail”?
Yasser: No at all!
Hm, you can’t find the outlook label?
Jesse : Yes!

A guy was given 4.5 years for bribery in 14 rubles.the inspector for supervision of conditionally convicted, a guy 18 years old.suka hope to be a deputy, to take millions, to pressure children on zebras, and to get 1.5 conditionally.

Americans found bacteriological weapons in Iraq. More than 2 billion. The bacteria hid the insidious Saddam under the edge of his toilet.

Dear Users!
We had a big party on Friday. With the help of a magic ball, we invoked the spirit of Karel Chapek. Due to the careless actions of the drunken office manager Katy, the ball fell on the floor and broke into the parquet. A great request, clearly and accurately explain the reason for your appeal to the technical support service, because we have nothing to guess now.

It seems to me that in all American strategies there are three levels of difficulty: "ordinary", "complex" and "for Russian".

What are you holding on the main? "The enthusiasm of young gymnasts is shocking"?!.. I feel like I’m on a pornographic website.
I understand that commerce and all that... but let’s keep dignity!

Last week I moved to a new office, the boss allowed everyone to choose their own workplace, of course I chose the back to the wall.
So the boss, shit shit, was not confused, and behind my back put a glamorous mirror of 2x3 meters.
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He once again offered to get married, I again refused, and then he visibly jumped out the window from the 6th floor. He is now all in the plaster and hopes for a wedding. I don’t know how to get rid of him. I broke the window, a parasite. Although the man is very good and soulful.

I would refuse again on the 9th floor. Then I calmly buried it.

JJJ: Crazy... I want to listen to you again...
The FFF:
JJJ: When you said that your animator friend is a creative person, I didn’t think it was so much... Could you warn me not to read his statuses in aske??? and!!!! to
FFF: there about cooking plushes?=))))))
JJJ:"I’m just a madman, not a poet, Pushkin yet, I’m evil like a bear))))I’m evil like a whip that roasted like a pen, I beat a pin-pong, I’m your alien. While the boom boom table on the forehead, I composed this hip-hop"... Here explain how I can now deal with him about the order???? to
FFF: *Stumbled in tears* ROFL

[Bellini->FeNiX]: UGU) in the Politics
[FeNiX->Bellini]: And I also studied there, who are you studying for?
[Bellini->FeNiX]: to the accountant
[FeNiX->Bellini]: We will be closely connected to work
[Bellini->FeNiX]: ) So what is the bush?
[FeNiX->Bellini]: No, Sysadmin
[Bellini->FeNiX]: and how are they related?
[FeNiX->Bellini]: here you are sitting means you are bustling for the compilation in 1c....
[Bellini->FeNiX]: aaah no clear caroche
[FeNiX->Bellini]: tap the brush button on the wrong button, the menu will pop out and you will panic, fucking! Satan has settled into my computer. And you are calling on the Siddhartha, who with his spell will take away the menus, and you are blessed with the praise of the devil.

TEHb_nc_n: I recently bought an inflatable bed, read the inscriptions on the chosen box - in all languages (which I know) it is written "Do not use when swimming".
TEHb_nc_n: and only sцуко in Russian: "Do not use when swimming. Watch the current and the wind".

by Shurika:
How do you think, when the lightning calls to herself in the gout for baked apples - it's she wants to fuck or really for baked apples.

The Force:
I think even if she wants to fuck, you’ll eat baked apples.

by Shurika:
Loh himself

Looking for a telescope:
Baton is a police baton. A virtually useless weapon. If you need it for something, just kill any policeman.

By the way (0:25) :
Fouououououuuhuhhhhhh. he fell asleep. and I squeezed from the whirlwinds)
by neo-vfc (0:26) :
Growth is singing?

Yesterday a friend from the parallel group told me. He got sick, his head was sick... He went to our medical unit. There is a young (B) doctor, maybe even a student. He approaches him and says:
Hi, I am sick, my head hurts.
Dress up and lie down on the couch.
He went to bed, and he took his cardiogram, then checked the sugar, and then did another thing. In the end he says:
A: Fuck it up! All the equipment works properly. Did you want that?

Announcement in the skull
The "beton The sale. Received"

Previously, one country was considered to be Honduras, and now it has become clear that Honduras

Everywhere...

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Exercise from the textbook of Russian language by Thomas Bayer (professor of Russian)

State of Vermont, 1993



Vera and Andrew live in Moscow. They have breakfast at seven in the morning. Andrei

He works in the Kremlin and he goes there by subway. Faith works in the mail and

In the morning she goes to the post office. She’s late today and she’s going.

and Taxi. In the evening, Vera asks, "Where do we eat dinner?" Andrei does not want to.

Dinner at a restaurant, and he answers, “I don’t know where you’re dining, but I’m going.”

Today I am out"

About our stock market



1st A businessman arrived in a Mexican village: “I buy local monkeys”

for 10 pesos / st. " Monkeys around the sea, all hand over primates for retail and

of 10 pesos.



2nd The monkeys became smaller, then the businessman said he was raising the price to

20 is The inhabitants stressed, caught the last, brought, handed over by 20.

The last one was for 25.



3. and then announced that he wants more and already 50! But he left and left.

Managing himself.



4 is The governor says, “Give it, I give you the consolation of these monkeys.

Back by 35, and when the boss comes, you give him them by 50..." The people are happy.

He borrowed a bunch of bables and bought all the monkeys back by 35.



5 is The next day the governor disappeared following the boss, and the people remained.

Without money, but with monkeys.



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