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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №11378
 20.10.2008
<MoZilla> is coming
<MoZilla> so gently
<MoZilla> to be hugged
<MoZilla> for the waistline
<MoZilla> and voice whisper
<MoZilla> on the ears
<MoZilla> go ibacia or I broke my hand
<MoZilla> yours 100%
DED_MAZAI has been

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11377
 20.10.2008
Lost Soul, before you, I changed a lot, I became completely different
Savako was shaved?
Lost Soul is not just... I cut off the jaguar’s bowl from the ceiling.
Savako O_O
Savako for what?
The Lost Soul.
Savako is Sasha! This was the cult fetish of your hoodie, which raised almost a generation of fools! It’s like joking in a book!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11376
 20.10.2008
Marina (14:51:49 13/10/2008)
I am working.

I (14:52:02 13/10/2008)
M... who?

Marina (14:52:15 13/10/2008)
In the military.

I (14:52:36 13/10/2008)
Mr. Marin, throw out my papers, right?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11375
 19.10.2008
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YYY: Alen, maybe enough is enough? Can you write in normal human language?
Noah, I like it (I like it) The Magician (
WOW: Blind Allen, I’m getting enough, either you’re talking humanly, or we stop communicating, 18 years old, and you’re behaving like a 5-year-old girl, enough.
Oh, and then I went, fucking fucking! Hate it, go and talk to your member then!
WOW: O_O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11374
 19.10.2008
That’s why ICQ clients never ask "Are you sure you want to send a message to that particular user?"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11373
 19.10.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx1! 1!
I was not sent, I was accepted by the female.
Adequate and sympathetic
Congratulations to YYY!! to
xxx really gets something... but the girl is like a dumb fuck, so everything should be okay

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11372
 19.10.2008
She: What are you ready for me?? to
He: I am ready to love you and your zero size
She: fucking... and you won’t argue, you won =(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11371
 19.10.2008
That’s why there are only two signs in Russian, questionable and crying.

What else do you? and Amazing?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11370
 19.10.2008
Olli :
Why exactly "Strange Stranger"? "Surrounded Traveller", for example, also sounds good.

The Strange Stranger:
She wrote a verse about me yesterday) and called a strange stranger.

by KaRRamba:
Not the truth! I said shit shit!

Olli :
The shit would be better for him.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11369
 19.10.2008
NIA (Neural Impulse Actuator)
This is a device that may replace the mouse in the future. The NIA clothes on the head and converts brain impulses, eye movements, facial muscles into cursor commands.

- = baGa = -
And it would be fun to throw away in the chair in one hand to hold a beer, the other is chips and up-to-date in the CC to spit or in the inette to bow)))
TheRoman
Ischob touch socks shoe to run in gaming
sokolovss
and smell

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11368
 19.10.2008
My mother burned! She tells me, she came to the DVD store today and says to the seller, “Do you have a Kung Fu Paddle?” she says, “the seller has been roasting for a long time, but the cartoon has sold... even with a discount!” =) is

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11367
 19.10.2008
andy
Turkish Airlines aircraft, which was on a flight from Antalya to St. Petersburg, was seized by terrorists, CNN Turkey. However, within a few minutes he was disarmed by the passengers themselves."
The Fountain

andy
What a idiot you need to be to capture a plane with Russians flying after a rest and visited Dutyfri...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №11366
 19.10.2008
Dexty: Yesterday evening I ate a paperdelli paste at a restaurant. He justified his name, he justified him.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11365
 19.10.2008
I went home from school and heard a conversation with my aunt:
Why did you cross the road in the wrong place?
I did not see you!
Logically...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11364
 19.10.2008
B: Can I ask you a serious question?
A: Do you ask...
B: Do the bobs have eyebrows?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №11363
 19.10.2008
advertisements burn...))))) literally: "The high-paying work requires a carpenter WITHOUT MANIES OF GREATITY"

Yes... the ppc chefs are gone...))))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11362
 19.10.2008
In my large corporation on the wall employees from different countries were asked to write "Welcome" in their own languages. "Willkommen" – is drawn into various Western European languages. "Laskovo prosito" familiar roots are guessed in the languages of the Slavic brothers. Something mysterious speaks to each other near Hebrew and Arabic. And only the Russian inscription expresses the thought briefly and clearly: "we found ourselves here".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11361
 19.10.2008
1st by Prv. How about your project.
2nd There are a number of technically difficult issues.
1st Not in a technical language.
2nd Imagine a sumo fighter, this is a real sumo fighter.
1st well i.
2nd Now imagine a lot of such fighters. But they don’t fight, they play baseball or rugby, it doesn’t matter. And here they play, they play already all wet, but what does not stick. They take time-out, well, as in classic American films, they get up in a circle, discuss something, hands on the shoulders of neighbors, their legs are slightly bended, afraid to burn with their tactics, so they quietly whisper their heads close to each other and look down. So that everyone fits in and that the bodies do not mix the back almost horizontally. And here they are discussing a question. has presented?
1st What is the meaning?
2nd And the point is that no matter which side you approach this issue, you find yourself in front of a solid, giant, sweaty JOPA.
P.S Even from the top, this picture resembles a point.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №11360
 19.10.2008
I don’t sleep with married men.
and fucking. It is hard for your husband.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11359
 19.10.2008
Oleg (13:31:33)
I figured on my Moscow director (Girl 28 years old. The color of hair is white). Arrived in Ivanovo. She does not receive letters from the note she came with. She makes a screenshot of mistakes. He puts it in a letter. Trying to remove the same note. How is it called?

DimaBat (13:32:17)
Fuck her

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