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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17003
 04.06.2009
All the weekends spent at the machine - pulling out and grinding the details. The result: I go home on the bus on Sunday evening and the look stops at one man with a pimple on his nose. My first thought was about the drinker. The second is about a big swallow. Then I went back to reality and decided that Photoshop would be easier. And then it came to me that he was still a man and he could not be so with him.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17002
 04.06.2009
Subject "Culture of speech".
I got an account, I am waiting for a friend(s) who is unsure of answering the questions of the teacher(s).
P: Give an example of graduation.
D: I beg you, I beg you very much, I beg you...

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17001
 04.06.2009
Nothing is sold so cheaply as youth.
and old age.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17000
 04.06.2009
Lieutenant Rzhevsky was expelled from "House-2" for intelligence.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16999
 04.06.2009
Who chose Peehu for the voice of the first line?
I Wanted Darth Vader (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16998
 04.06.2009
by Oldsibiryak:
A long time ago, when the water was wet, the sky was blue, and the telescope once a year showed a broadcast of "Melodies and Rhythms of a Foreign Broadcast", consisting of Karel Gotth, I was surprisingly young and stupid. And I had no less young and stupid friends, yes. We were fascinated by all sorts of things, although mostly girls. But all sorts of different too - played on the ceiling terribly heavy and even places of punk rock, eaten a port wine and you did. As you did once acted one powerful drug, from the list "B". It is powerful, ah. The Powerful. We walked away, but each in his own direction. On my side was a box with slides and lights. And I sat down all night and carefully removed the slides from the frames and wrapped the lights in them. When we were released and we started counting the damage, it turned out that I wrapped something about six hundred flashbacks. Each in its own slide. And he put them in ranks of seventeen and twenty-four pieces.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16997
 04.06.2009
XX: I am a man of old hardness
xxx: nervous when the work computer writes "Detecting IDE Drives" and 4 times None after that

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16996
 03.06.2009
I will wash the guitar more to your face.
If you had seen me this morning, you would have said that I have more to my face than a bean, a mahogany, and a bottle of samsung.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16995
 03.06.2009
(g): I probably didn’t have to call you all so yesterday, sorry-sorry, forgive me))) (the keyword is "at all")))
Nothing, forgot about it. (keyword "go to fuck")

by tel720

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16994
 03.06.2009
Just the computer released a wonderful "iTunes program discovered that it is not the main player for audio fools...", so I wanted to write. "Angry and offended." And then there should be buttons. "Excuse me and correct", "Excuse me", "Send to...".

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №16993
 03.06.2009
Modern student - instead of preparing for the session, he is looking on the net for a beautiful aforism about the shit to put into the status.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16992
 03.06.2009
In a forum under a picture of the donkey:
This is not a donkey, but a donkey! As far as I know, the donkey must have horns!"
I am afraid to imagine this miracle.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16991
 03.06.2009
Kain (10:42:48 2/06/2009)
We did not ride horses on Issyk Kul, one horse had the name "Veterok".
And, as we soon understood, it was not given at all because it was jumping fast.
Kain (10:42:56 2/06/2009)
In the end we renamed it to "Hurricane"
Kain (10:43:11 2/06/2009)
Rarely was Merlin.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №16990
 03.06.2009
Take a look and see how many people read BOR!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16989
 03.06.2009
The most unsuccessful deed of today was to cut off while shaving, wipe out the blood with the hand... thinking about the bluntness of everything to forget to wash the hand... by an accidental movement to wipe it off the white panty... and go, wipe, for a full examination in the skin dispenser...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16988
 03.06.2009
Answer to:"A man! Learn how to shave eggs. On the other day, the fucking man decided to put order in the cowards, so the fucking man cut off the sheep with his scissors! by Scuco. Can you invent a safe haircut? ("--------- They burned their fire:)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16987
 03.06.2009
W: And why did you do it?
I am damaging! and :P
Rather is echoed.
HH: Is this still a patch?
You are like a squid, like a mammal, and there is no mammal.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16986
 03.06.2009
It was with one acquaintance.

Comrade was tired in the institute, drank a little, came home, laid down fairy tales. Here he felt a slight discomfort, wanted to shut down - as a man of culture shut down in a cellophane bag, threw it out into the window, so as not to burn (he lives on the 11th floor). He went back to sleep again, after a while again wanted to shut down - repeated the procedure, the second pack also thrown out. In the morning, his father asks him "you how did you feel yesterday?" He says "normal, and what?" It turned out that at night came a neighbor from the sixth floor, very, very bad. The man was sitting in the apartment, the window opened. Here, he says, from somewhere on top comes a bag of blueberry, hits the carniz over the window and breaks naked, spraying the contents of half the room. Well, nothing to do, the man with the matts begins to clean up, wipes off the window - and here comes the second package with blueberry, also breaks and wipes up not only the half room and the half-man.

That's what I understand - it's not bad, and you are soppy with kilimpliz post here.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №16985
 03.06.2009
Site of Dating
Dacha today at 16:46
And I have been here for a while from men who over 40 =) talk about normal, interesting, no words about sex, and as they met - as they break off the chain. Once I got a crack, everyone asked me about my first sexual experience, eventually offered sex for three.
Then another was, says, let's play - you are a student, and I am a teacher, you will give me a coin.
And another is the most important pearl! Sitting in a restaurant, he asks, “How do you treat the socks?” Wear clothes for the holidays. Let’s make a little party today...I just wear socks! ?))))))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16984
 03.06.2009

TIGZ
During the session, all the strange things suddenly become so fascinating... stepler, for example ^^

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