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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14817
 28.02.2009
CEHbKA: We have a show of Vickyuk here. 'Onegina Online' is called. Fuck the shit, I found it.
CEHbKA: The next, probably, will be released by Dostoevsky, 'Old.net'

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №14816
 28.02.2009
A resident of Bashkiria received 4 years of colony for a police officer's bust

The man who killed a schoolgirl was sentenced to four years in prison

Does anyone else believe in our state?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14812
 28.02.2009
49213 (saved 2009-02-25 at 03:00)
The Comrade! February has only 28 days! Pay for the Internet!
— — — —
Unfortunately, we finally saw a warning of this kind not on the last day (or at all when it was late), as it usually was.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14811
 28.02.2009

xxx(11:04:07 26/02/2009)
Why do men fuck such shit?

yyy (11:04:19 26/02/2009)
What is that?)

yyy (11:05:04 26/02/2009)
Will your husband get you?

xxx (11:05:09 26/02/2009)
I'm working with my ex so that I'm still printing a photo of smoke attached to my face and runs screaming "love!

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №14810
 28.02.2009
Inside was a repair. A couple in history. Prepod tells about the fact that in ancient times the door was considered a luxury, and therefore they placed a guard on them so that the door would not be sealed (there were cases). After a second the door opens, the Tajik enters, removes the door from the cock and takes it away.
The curtain.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №14809
 28.02.2009
In the process of discussing mass cuts in the company was born the slogan of a new action: Agree to resign three colleagues, and keep your workplace!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14808
 28.02.2009
We sit six in the bar at the stand, we order 100 grams of vodka.The bartender with us, shy without hesitation, takes an untouched bottle of vodka 0.5 l and unwaveringly spills it for 6 feet.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14807
 27.02.2009
Spe
What do you think of the collapsing tetraider?
Solnue
Yes is
Spe
Yes to?
Solnue
Yes is.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14806
 27.02.2009
See also: 23 February! % of))
And you are on March 8th! Are we in calculation?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14805
 27.02.2009
XXX: I can’t eat any more peelings
YYYYYYY: =
XXX: I’m going to torture the cowboys =)
YYY: OO major
YYY: With what?
with meat = (

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14804
 27.02.2009
Fuck the Christ. You will see my uniqueness. I fell asleep with a thermometer in my ass.
Have you slept well?
I woke up so happy ?
WOW: to try something.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14803
 27.02.2009
If you are in Prague, you will eat the cake of Prague... Only it is not called Prague, but Zaher.
You come to the store:
Give me a Prague cake.
and Zachary?
I just want to try.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14802
 27.02.2009

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Have you fired?
WOW :
Aha...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You were promoted, right?! to
WOW :
This was the last drop - after the promotion began to get 300 rubles less!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14801
 27.02.2009
Dimon21 (22:33:52 24/02/2009)
Where are you going to be? - Would you go? - Would you go?

Dimon21 (22:34:05 24/02/2009)
Ups, not there

Revan (22:38:39 24/02/2009)
It is fucking :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14800
 27.02.2009
XXX: What if the water was like inets?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Imagine washing yourself in the shower and hook - the water turns off like you spent your hundred liters.
YYY : LOL
XXX and tariffs
xxx: Test rate "Rosinka" for newly connected - 15 liters.
xxx: Line of tariffs "City" - 100 200 and 500.
YYY : Ahah!
xxx: And line of unlimited tariffs "Aquarius" with limitation of pressure in the crane
YYY: * rofl *

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14799
 27.02.2009
Previously (in the Soviet Union) boys collected various devices of an unknown purpose (from any shit that got under the hand) - now they grew up and called themselves Linux X)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14798
 27.02.2009
Veterans of Basha! I appeal on behalf of all who have recently arrived here. We were all interested in the story of the fate of a cat named Scuco. Please quote a quote about it.
Please support and quote!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №14797
 27.02.2009
A College Sex Comedy (2003)

And if translated correctly, the cash fees would break the Titanic in pieces! and a cat.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14796
 27.02.2009
A 45-year-old woman from the Congo burned herself in protest that she was banned from opening a store in Luxembourg. p.s The idiotism!
Did you allow the store to open?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14795
 27.02.2009
Compatible pleasant with pleasant: a condom of poppy polyethylene!!! Sex is done!! to

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