For a long time in the children's world watched with my husband a toy..but not for a child, and for a puppy, so, rubber!The most natural replacement for tapes and curtains. We come in and talk at the box:
She loves to play with the frogs. - She likes to play with the frogs.
It’s better than chewing.
- ah, and curtains, or all the infection bitten
The teeth are cut.
The monster mill grows, he said, we don’t need to, early yet, there would be his own private house... and then the spinoff runs around the house and everyone bites whatever happens.

We came out under the strange views of buyers and cashiers in the first place :)

Comment on nnm.ru
"Buyed sprots-supported the Lithuanian essayists!" to the article about how the Latvians decided to calculate the losses from the "occupation" by us and asked to present us a bill)

Kinslayer (00:21:46 30/04/2008)
We will return as soon as the Tatars return the tribute)))

Safety Technical Instructions:
Continue to do artificial breathing until the first signs of life or death appear.

Two-processor systems are designed specifically for Windows. On one processor it glutes and hangs. You are working on the second. No one interferes with anyone...

MIM (00:02:54 30/04/2008)
... a! Give up...
I knock on the door today, I open. There is a man in a shirt and a shirt... he carries a garnet, his face is broken in blood, his shirt is also in blood. And he looks at me and says... "And you don’t have a game of chess?"

Oberon (12:41:29 29/04/2008)
I want sex right now.
Nefertiti (12:42:03 29/04/2008)
I have an ambulance :D

Believing everyone is the first step to not trusting anyone.

When I worked at RIAA, I had to translate several of the same types.

phrases from Russian to languages: English, German, French, Spanish,

Italian and Arabic. For this purpose, the relevant

The specialists. All of them were Russians, but for simplicity I will call them

the languages he represented.

I translated it myself into English.

The French and the Spanish didn’t remember anything.

The German. I came, not in a hurry, carefully translated, for the case.

I checked the dictionaries and left.

The Italian. He ran away, very quickly, in a few minutes made a translation, ran away,

He ran over an hour, corrected one word, fled, and then twice again.

and escaped. The Italian was very energetic.

And the Arab came. He was a man with long, sad eyes.

Beard and smell of vodka. He looked at the phrases for 20 minutes, then breathed,

He said he shouldn’t be in a hurry and he’ll be back tomorrow.

(c)Suspense (c)alfisti.ru

A Jew comes into a public house and asks the bordell-maman:

Do you have girls practicing Jewish sex?

To be confused, but not wanting to miss the customer:

Come in, get ready, I’m here now.

He runs to the girls and asks:

- Girls, fast, who knows Jewish sex?

I don’t know... a chord.

- Okay Magda, you are the most experienced - go you, come up with something, don't.

Missing the customer!

Magda leads the Jewish father to her room, closes the door and

says :

“Listen, daddy, as I say to you in the spirit, we have no Jewish here.

I don’t know sex. Let me tell you quickly what it is.

I will give you a discount of 25%. and?

The Jew:

Well, here we are already doing it!

Yesterday I decided to take a photo of my girlfriend, remove her girlfriend.
I accidentally fell in love with a girlfriend and removed a girlfriend.
O O O O O O

and EniLight:

U.S. Scientists Sending Expedition to Mars
In 2015, the Russians promised that they would be on Mars earlier and almost in the future.
twice as cheap.

What is the secret of Russian scientists? The Americans want to come back from there. And our plans are just to wait for them and come back with them.

DrWitcher at Mail.Ru
Remove my world.
Why do you want to remove your world?



As they say, if life improves, then a happy person.
Delete the contact mail
Put a spam bot and clean up contacts in ASK
Just laugh at the miserable who hang up and look for happiness on the Internet.

And he is happy!)

and people!!Help find the girl of your dreams. her name is Oksana. age 21-23 years. dark red hair. lives in Marushkin. she is the charm!Help to find happiness and peace. if you have information write to aska 458776203.

I think this quote should be placed at least because it is written without errors, and not even checked on word!
* / /
Grammatical may not be, but there are some punctuations.
by BUGO! And there are stylistic ones :) Judge yourself: "The girl of your dreams". Now I’ll help him find the girl of my dreams. And then what will remain for me? In addition, the girl of my dreams is not named Oksana ;) And in the rest, good luck to the guy.

From the Women's Magazine: "Good guys have a shortage. Try to find someone who will love you more than beer.

I was crying when Pasha called the counterbas a hypertrophic violin of vertical action.

XHH: Sonz, I’m back with Anka for a month (and I’m seduced by a couple of very seduced girls besides you. To do shit...

Belt of Fidelity.

I will wear an anchor. What should I do?

I read articles on the medical portal, I encounter this miracle:

In the Netherlands, there are courses for depriving men of virginity. After paying 3,5 thousand euros, students first get used to the appearance of their naked body, then theoretically get acquainted with the techniques of sexual intercourse, and, eventually, with the assistance of the teaching staff, lose their virginity.

I walk through the courtyard, and there the children paint such small on the asphalt. One girl takes a carpet and writes "Nastia is the most beautiful" and pushes a girlfriend to the side, look at the carpet, say goodbye. The girlfriend did not get lost and wrote, "and Alina is beautiful and smart"

The girl explains to the guy the reasons for the breakup of the relationship: "I have not yet had time to give you, and you have already borrowed me."

The snow circles, the summer, the summer, the summer.
I mean, I think it’s May-A-A...

The Siberian will understand.