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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13565
 11.01.2009

She: and I see the Petrograd TV tower from the window ? Oh, we were there yesterday...

He: Cruelty:) and I see the sudgorob from the window...I was there also in the night of 31 on 1

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13564
 11.01.2009
Ppanter: Blin, the computer brakes and hangs, what to do?
SDR: Put Kaspersky
Ppanter: It’s worth it
SDR: then removed

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13563
 10.01.2009
42814 (saved 2009-01-08 at 22:15)
I am Russian, and I consider Ukrainians to be my brothers. I think they have a fucking government.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Respect Brother, I am Ukrainian and I consider it analogous :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13562
 10.01.2009
by Ophigete. have survived. In Basha began to fast bats with Basha... >__<

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13561
 10.01.2009
and xxx:
They have a girl in the village, had a date with a guy, made him a murder, now the whole village humiliates her and nobody ever marries her.

and xxx:
A man at work told us that she was the only girl in the whole village to be married.

MEDOFF ©

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13560
 10.01.2009
Only the rude, untouched people can find sadistic pleasure in grabbing the Cats for their skin and dragging them over and over. Cats are supposed to be taken with two hands under a soft, thick belly and carried around the apartment, gently calling it "a mild animal", "a thoughtful beast" or "a good cat".
Young, unweighted cats can be launched. The Cat’s launch is done by giving the Cat acceleration in a horizontal direction approximately a meter above the bed. Launched, the Cat flies for a while, placing his legs like a white-flying, after which it lands with a soft sound, beautifully springs and immediately in horror rushing to knock.
A stunned cat can easily be tricked back by starting to make scratching or scratching sounds. After hearing such sounds, the Cat immediately returns back in the hope of catching the mouse. A deceived cat can immediately start again.
Being in a bad mood, the Cat is able to scratch you with a lap. Some, poorly educated Cats at the same time release nails and apply scratches. Real Cat nails against the owners never releases and very pleasantly lulls with a soft foot. Angry, the Cat presses his ears to his head and squeezes his foot with all his strength, which is very difficult.
© vv ® kaktyz

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13559
 10.01.2009
Thank you very much to those who are on different websites.

by BashOrgRu
by Bash1234

Let us support this together. I think everyone is killed by registering to download one file. It will be comfortable for everyone! On how many resources I did not go, everywhere this login suited) Continue!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13558
 10.01.2009
Broadcast on REN-TV
22:40 – 00:30 And in the morning they woke up.
00:30 – 01:00 Naked and funny [REN TV]
01:00 – 02:50 Emmanuel and the Aliens [REN TV]

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13557
 10.01.2009
3 months ago: Daddy's disc was rolled by the comp
Today I decided to see what was there.
There was a sea of reggae and Rastaman fairy tales :)
Q: I don’t think I know anything about him.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13556
 10.01.2009
Going to Jigsaw? Only after you, Mr Prime Minister! and ;)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13555
 10.01.2009
XXX: Is she living with you?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx what?
YYY: I thought so...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13554
 10.01.2009
Lestat ‎(15:02):
Are we familiar?
Dаshа ‎(15:02):
No is
Dash ‎(15:03):
I want to meet.
Lestat ‎(15:04):
Do you understand that, Daesh?
Lestat ‎(15:04):
Where did you get my ass number?
Dash ‎(15:04):
found
Lestat ‎(15:06):
You tell me, but I do not communicate with little-known people in ICQ, especially with those who do not fill out the profile ^_~
Dаshа ‎(15:06):
Tell me about yourself.
Lestat ‎(15:08):
Lentya is prone to: debility, debility, alcohol, violence and constant failures in memory
Lestat ‎(15:09):
I’m still on LineAge 2, do you know what it is? xd
Dashah ‎(15:10)
No is
Lestat ‎(15:11):
to tell?
Dashah ‎(15:12)
well
Lestat ‎(15:15)
Imagine a young man, about 20-21 years old, 3 o'clock in the night, shaved for 3 weeks, with red eyes, partial dystrophy and erectile problems, who is watching the screen for 18 hours and walking killing cockroaches, zombies bears and other shit (you can't even imagine how a person at this time is self-affirming), and he does it all just to "climb" somebody in the virtual world, as in Real life from behind the lines he hasn't played for 4 years, here.
Lestat ‎(15:17):
Do you want to know more about me?
Dash ‎(15:17)
without sps

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13553
 10.01.2009

by BOO
Can you explain?

by BOO
How does a man divorce a girl for sex?

Nightmaster
Hi to
Hi to
and sex?
Yes Yes

Nightmaster
Schedule 2

Nightmaster
Hi to
Hi to
As a matter
- the norm
and sex?
Yes Yes

Nightmaster
Scheme 3 is complicated. I will not describe her.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13552
 10.01.2009
She: I’ve been trying to hear three words from you for almost a month.
He says, go to the fucking!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №13551
 10.01.2009
xxx is. I want a cat.
YYYYY Forget her
xxx is. It all flows.
YYYYY What is flowing?
xxx is. Allan, what’s going on when you’re excited?
YYYYY and saliva?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13550
 10.01.2009
A mess on the table and in the room. Remove dust from the system unit. I walked the dog four times. Take out rubbish. I tried five times a day. He helped my father repair the door in the closet. I went to the store and bought food for a week. I cleaned my teeth four times. Even the window reinstalled for something. There is nothing but the exam tomorrow.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13549
 10.01.2009
>Remove, I have a question on the spam bot "?", and the answer is "ionic beetle".
<Outside of
> You guess, that’s not all. Three spammers have already broken.
One of them is a girl.
<Blue marry her promptly, she’s just as dumb as you.)))

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №13548
 10.01.2009
Not all the pleasures in life have to be paid - work gets.

by Gary.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13547
 10.01.2009
The theme is "not in the eyebrow, but in the eye"



Naked Local Televisors to Cut More Babes, During

They are able to put their ugly advertising into federal publicity.

channels that broadcasts interrupt completely unexpectedly and most importantly

unplanned, only like a hero to say something gathered...

Advertising for a new shopping center... Well, this is lyric, now history...

Thirty-first of December, in the most advertising "senokos" I look at "Our

Rush", there again deal with a freezer with unconventional sexual

Orientation - Dolin and Mikhalic. At the highest point, under

the voice of the worker who looked into the office: "Here is the homosiatine!", on the screen

There is a ham roast of our Governor congratulating the inhabitants

Areas with New Year! by ZANAVES! People who watched the broadcast

They applaud friendly!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13546
 10.01.2009
The best way to correct a serious mistake is to make it funny.

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