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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №142984
 13.07.2017
You like the guy - well, give him, and there it will work out. Stop shaking over your whisper, as if this is a treasure out of the earth.

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If you like a gay, give it to him too. Do not shake your ass like a treasure.

In short, don’t be foolish.

Having sex with someone you don’t want is extremely harmful to psychological health, self-esteem, and so on. What a woman, what a man. If you personally have the indifference of a sexual partner, then it is better to go to the doctor than to agitate others.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142983
 13.07.2017
Lestat: When will you come to change my windscreen?
Lestat: I’ll even let you touch my maternity pay.
Lestat: And I will give pictures of naked video cards.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142982
 13.07.2017
A guard comes to us. On the questionnaire question: your duties at the previous job - written:
Control of entry, exit, import, export, import, export through the CPP.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142981
 13.07.2017
Usually the problem of friends just is that the girls just directly and precisely say that they do not want (in the event that the friends ask, and not silence the partisans in the eternal hope that she will guess herself, take on the pencil and take it to the stake herself). He tells them, but they do not hear. The boy's ears are blurred on the topic of "rejection - this is such coquetry, be more persistent", "that the women themselves don't know what they want, don't pay attention to what she says there."
Remember the classic. Chatzky (the smartest character in his story, by the way) SEE ALL the story is trying to get rid of him, avoided, he clearly sees (and himself notes) signs of Sophia's indifference to the secretary - and, nevertheless, in the end inspired hysteria on the topic of his very hope engaged "and "pride rvet" relationships that only in his fantasies and existed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142980
 13.07.2017
XXX: Freud’s clause was straight.
xxx: the passion of the nominee arises (Jubileum we celebrate), so congratulate:
"Dear my ebullier..." I have not agreed any further - they were rotting so that the walls were shattering :D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142979
 13.07.2017
I don’t understand why you’re cheating all the time. I have no patterns in my body.

Neural connections, neuronal connections.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142978
 13.07.2017
Burila » And remember in "The meeting place can not be changed" Mueller leaves the office of Stirlic, and he is such - "Mueller, and I will ask you to stay"!!! to

16 And he answered him, “I do not take the salary. I am offended by the power.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142977
 13.07.2017
It is distinguished by a slightly more expensive cabin furniture, which allows it to be used for representative purposes, and a higher level of multimedia equipment.

who, you know, once your submissive servant worked in catering for all kinds of political vip. Observations of several years have shown an interesting feature: the special scale and wisdom of transportation, as well as techniques, their design and cost, all these gold bulbs in champagne, etc. are always in the hands of delegations of the poorest African (cliché) and Asian (new) countries.
The poorer the companions of the house, the more demonstrative the chic of the administration will be displayed.
These are paparazzi.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142976
 13.07.2017
- Shirt, dear, we have the electricity off. Go see what’s in the shield.
What does my husband do to me?
Who insured my life?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142975
 13.07.2017
Grandma, will you give me a discount?
I better do! Let me give you normal!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №142974
 12.07.2017
and
P.S. Stop the shit now. It humiliates you yourself.
Men, similarly watering the former, she is a fool, and so on. You picked it, did you choose it?
and
O. Grigoryev

I do not take my wife,
I will never abandon her.
She became bad with me.
I took it good.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142973
 12.07.2017
A woman should be taught the fact that if she does not appreciate and respect her husband, her husband's patience may end. And here, again, it is worth understanding that patience is often you start to experience before the birth.

I can’t understand one thing, guys. Why are you getting married at all? Well, a woman understands: if you want children, you need someone to feed you when the allowance ends, from 1.5 to 3 years of childhood. You don’t want the kids, what you talk about from all the bells. Marriage is a test of patience for you. Why?!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №142972
 12.07.2017
Honestly speaking to you is someone who wants a family and is willing to do a lot for it. But any normal man wants to raise his children, not the ones you walk on the blades.

Are you looking for a family in general, how close are you to the grandmothers? You want to grow "your unregulated" - look for unchildren. True, after 30 the number of free and childless peers is decreasing, and you are talking about them "fi, non-liquid, old virgin". Go up to 20 years old. They don’t want you either? Don’t give up on the 35-40-year-old "papies"? "Fi, mercantile, they just need money (and I don’t have money)"? be calm. Either you will raise someone else’s child with your peer (and, if you show yourself a good husband, you will also be born your own), or you will not raise anyone. This is the arrangement. While you can expect miracles, they say, sometimes they happen.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142971
 12.07.2017
Today the seller in the store on the question about the availability of cigarettes cried out "Cigarettes do not sell, the school is nearby. Alcohol, and cigarettes cannot" of Russia.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142970
 12.07.2017
Great comment, will be remembered forever: "Write correctly, MUDAK".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №142969
 12.07.2017
Another woman with a trailer complains: there are no decent men!

Yes, and you confirmed it again.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №142968
 12.07.2017
All of my acquaintances with divorces with a trailer became such by their own foolishness, although in words, of course, blame the former. And until women start to engage their brains in choosing partners, nothing will change.

And since the husband before the birth of the wife and the husband after the birth of the wife are different people, it is better in any case to either not give birth at all, or to have personal capital at hand that allows you to live these three years, or to consider yourself a fool-divorced-with-trailer in advance. The observation is not only mine, confirmed by almost all acquaintances of the female sex. The vector of change can be different, but more often in the bad direction. The power over whom there is no place to go is corrupt.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142967
 12.07.2017
Recommendations for Fresh Mummy:

Cruz is good. He is 55, and looks and behaves like he is 54.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №142966
 12.07.2017
What was today...
At 8 a.m. a brief interview is scheduled. Eight in the morning on Thursday.
Interview in the park. In a summer cafe – I specifically offered this place so that the dogs could be nearby.
In addition, my appearance in the editorial board every Thursday is a sacred duty and can not be cancelled except by prior agreement with colleagues.
The interviewer did not appear at the specified time.
I call her and sensitively ask:
I’m here for half an hour, can you order coffee or tea?
Oh the fucking! I slept! It jumped out of my head, sorry. I am running! I fly!
Well, okay - I was stuck with a swollen face from sleep, the good is not very far away. They talked.
Late to work, of course. The editor is surprised.
Forgive me, I say. God sees, not by His own will, but by His own will.
I am surprised that you came.
And why?
You ought to do it on Thursday.
And today?
Today is Wednesday.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №142965
 12.07.2017
I was on the bus yesterday. We pass the bridge over the river. Someone screams, “Look at the dolphins!” The bus almost turned over, everyone rushed to look... Norilsk, 69th parallel, and the head involuntarily turns...

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