If a spherical hopper reads a cultural work, it will not become more cultural.
Yyy: Sorry for being honest, but I have the honor not to agree. It helped me.

News "In the network appeared a video, in which Alexei Panin walks on the street in a very frank female underwear"

In the comments:
XXX: The video was deleted, I didn't have time to watch.)
YYY: You know, I even envy you a bit.

XXX: This is the level of protection in XP.
xxx: When an unpatched XP was infected with WannaCry, it fell into the BSoD when the utility load of the virus was launched. Fuck it is iron!

by Avatar. A world in which:

To survive Zipdec is difficult.
a cloud of resources;
- inhabitants - "primitive savages" in the sight of the runaways (but able to break a more technically advanced enemy);
- constantly develops incomprehensible to a stranger hernia;
- girls are beautiful (even guests fall in love);
- the population seems to be in disarray, but is united if necessary to hang the aggressor;
The system is directly controlled by the higher mind, otherwise to explain how it works is unrealistic.

Is it not Russia?

Note "In Kazan, doctors had to get a vibrator from the rectum of a woman"

One thought on “How to swallow a vibrator?”“!”

When my dad gave me a screwdriver on March 8, I realized he wasn’t waiting for me to be married.

I go in a car with strangers, took the site to knock off the road, I call my son to find out when he will be home, in the car the built-in communication set and sound through the speakers goes to the salon, at the end through a thunderstorm I hear "Daddy, I can't talk, I throw mints here" and the communication is broken. The guys looked at me so eloquently that I had to explain, my son works as an instructor in a parachute club.

That day was... Events. 4 of June.
1940 – World War II: Operation Dynamo – Evacuation of British, French and Belgian troops from the French city of Dunkerque.

the events. 4 of June.
1940 – Inauguration of Dynamo Stadium in Moscow.

That is, you want to say that here I have a mobile phone for 800 backs, and everyone has 500 - and those 300 backs of difference do not make me a middle class, but I do. Is there a bulldozer who just wasted money?"

The neighbor opened the door and listened to Pink Floyd at full volume. It... annoys me! I am getting old!
YYY: Relax with me. If he listened to full rap or chantson you would quickly break him up and feel not just young, but young Tyson.

The first job (the very beginning of zero), communication with a customer from another city by phone in the conditions of then-analog ATS - a problem. I am delighted to find that it is possible to correspond with him by e-mail (which at the same time solves the issue of time zones difference). And colleagues, it should be, it could be!

The last job at the moment. 15 years later. A representative of the contractor company is an uncle, but has a very fig diction, when trying to understand what he wants from you, the head acquires a square shape. It turns out that when communicating by email, this problem is removed. Friends, you can do that too, right? Forgot, it turns out that mail is not just for the purpose of collecting alerts from forums.

The problem with kissing St. Nicholas’s rib is not that the rib can be false. Let it be the rib of Jesus himself.

The question is: "what should change from the fact that I kiss this rib?"
If nothing, why kiss him?
If something needs to change - so let's conduct a series of experiments and make sure there are positive effects, put on the stream kissing the ribs.

This is called the modern thinking of a free man.

But the ribs kiss because it is accepted. Respect for the Church, for God.
Because there is a risk that if you do not show respect, you will not be taken to Heaven.

"You ask me, but you do it without respect"

In all herds of monkeys there is a strict hierarchy, with mandatory ritual signs of expression of their subordination to the dominant, the alpha male.

The Church forces people to show worship of God in the same way as it is in the monkey flocks.

Good morning and warm weather!
Somewhere the hydrometeorologists were stuck.

From the real letter:
What kind of growth are you?
And what?
I only meet up with tall guys.
See also 190. How much do you weigh?
What shit, why are these questions?
I don’t meet with giraffes.
“Hujace, you are a fucking fool, a hater condemning women, I hope you die alone!”! to

Yesterday I finally met my daughter’s boyfriend.
I never thought the boy in class 10 would be higher and more muscular than me!But most offensive is that his beard is thicker, more beautiful.

XHH: Listen, can you somehow find out if a person is worth an adblock?
See also: UGU Ask him where to make money in just 30 seconds.

I eat without problems, I eat on the beetle, I am a Maine Coon, not a tiny Ro.

xxx: *thinkingly* the mechanism of forming the opinion of the grandmothers on the benches brings me into the state of wtf.
I went home and found out that I was a “poor girl” who works in an intimate store. Simply because one of them (grandmothers), passing by such a store, saw a red head there, as far as I could understand.
...at the same time, there are no transparent windows in the intimate shops. To see someone in it, you had to go in. The question is, what did my grandmother do? 0 0 0

[SW6]Smile> the fucking cat hit smoking
Panther> the cat is smoking?
Panther> what did you learn?
[SW6]Smile> de jumped out and now the chicken carries from there, smoking probably

The phantom vibration of the phone in the pocket of the pants is nothing compared to the phantom mosquito at night in the room, from which you can really lose self-control.