The_toad: In fact, if you look at the Krebs cycle, it’s hard not to notice that any little-small profound god would have done it better. Such a ridiculous blunder, such as the Krebs cycle, apparently arose as a result of the tail approach of evolution.
user_ami: Do you know at least one "professional god"?
The_toad: Yes, I am with many of them on a friendly foot. Sometimes I say to some Kukumats: “Well, brother Kukumats?” – “Yes, brother,” he replies, “so it’s all...”

A little news:
In Samara, the founder of anti-corruption organization will appear before the court for giving bribery

In the United States, a chicken without a head lived for about a year. Her head was cut off, but she did not die. She was fed from the pipette right into the esophagus.
The owner of the chicken toured with her around the country, earned good money.
Writing with my words xxx

Dxxx, we even have such a head of department in the company. It can even go without a pipet.
Written by LXXXX

A BDSM dating site? Hm In principle, the development of this resource

and short. When your cat suddenly
Healthy and healthy today.
He did not hit the crystal, he did not hit the coat.
Fuck what you have to do in the pot.
The rest is vanity!
The cat hunger.
Look at the cat!

Fingerprints of human hands remain on many surfaces: in the subway, on perils, etc. Therefore, they do not represent special secrecy.
But here are the fingerprints – behind this is the future of authorization!

At night, a family of ducks settled in my pool - a mother duck and a wreath of small ducks. They swear everything, in the real sense.

Baby in the morning: Dad, can I leave a duck for myself? I will take care of him and feed him, and when he grows up, we will sow him!

For the past six months, she has constantly taken her 12-year-old son's magazine GEO, each monthly issue is usually devoted to some city or landmark of the country. The child liked to read, but recently suddenly outraged and said: "Mom, how much can you read about cities???" I have geography at school! Take GEO on another topic..mmm...for example..." and after a short reflection (ooo, I'm now learning what's interesting for today's teens) continues joyfully "...about THE END OF THE WORLD!!and "

The news:
Nevada has declared a state of emergency due to marijuana shortage.
The commentary:
With the marijuana shortage, the people of Nevada faced a harsh reality.

My uncle got me somehow. I never touched my finger, but I brought it here. I smoked, cameled, self-affirmed... I was fourteen years old, my parents died for two years, a shorter, bad period.
So, my uncle took off his belt and even almost stumbled on me, but nothing happened. Inhuman, he says, and dangerous. Suddenly the kidneys will fly... I began to loudly override and reject options, everything was wrong. Rosemary is not possible, because the winter and the city, the stoves in the house did not run, the clutch dirty unhygienically, the wire is painful, the line is not smooth, the green carpet blaster is ridiculous... In short, when I began to suggest my options, we realized that nothing from this idea would work. So I remained unbeaten, so they roared like two idiots.

Serving as a soldier is guaranteed brain dilution, a jacket is just a waste of time. The only rule is a staff officer, because they pay for the wrong, and you do nothing to do.

YYY: and if the leg is torn off - in the mess, a wooden will be given, a mothershed poppy and a black mark!

I have received an order of "organic" cosmetics. I open the package, it is pleasant, but suddenly smells like some sort of hmmeli-suneli. Expectation: Tested with Indian sections. Reality: the probe was laid - a Chinese pad with a therapeutic phytosphere. It smells right through the packaging. No, hmmeli-suneli in "moisture" no, but there is mint pepper. The feeling is fire. This is all you need to know about Chinese cosmetics.

Stalin was a bloody tyrant.
Citizen, let us go by. You are arrested for insulting the feelings of believers in Stalin.

With LOR:
by Jopich1:
After buying the next pack of beer I was convinced that the brewers are lying and deceiving - instead of 0.5 add 0.4. What is a conspiracy?

and Xellos:
When milk began to be packed at 950 - I was silent, I don't drink milk.
When the strawberries started to be packed at 875 - I was silent, I didn't eat strawberries.

I always thought that a joke is when both sides laugh, not one. This is not a joke, but a ridicule or humiliation. This also applies to joke.

My comrade decided a few years ago to build a guest house next to the country house. Also a big one. A decent amount of work.

Well, I found on good recommendations a large brigade of builders (there was a dispute over the terms of readiness, so the brigade is big, but this is a different story), and the boys took up the job.

The customer is a thorn, trusts, but checks. And always comes to control without any warning. It is not far away to see him coming in. And then in the morning, then at lunch, then after lunch, you can’t guess.

And just admired by the brigade: no matter how it comes - the work is boiling, nobody sits, doesn't smoke, everyone paws. They don’t even notice that the owner is in the field.

Whether long or short (and in general short, because the dispute over the time he won), the house was built, the money was calculated and everyone was satisfied.

And here is the proverb of this brigade to the employer, to my comrade, and says:

“I’m a man, I’m honest and I won’t hide it: Your dog, the German Shepherd, went out and sat in front of the house every 10 minutes before you arrived. As the villages - all the towers and smokers were thrown - and for work! I never deceived.

How are you at work?
- Well, let's say so, the idea of writing papers purely for every case no longer seems so wild...

In addition to the cold weather and the weakening of the ruble, the Confederations Cup could be a factor for inflation in Russia, the Ministry of Economic Development said.

Of course, total corruption, corrupt officials, the ruble, a long-running shit and a shit in the economy do not affect, but the Confederations Cup is a haaa.

The Alcohol Passport

My wife 38. I was recently asked to show a passport. Hurricane of positive emotions, humorous sex at night, good mood for a week. Asked a young cashier what was noted.

Do you look so dumb?

YYY: The medication was taken

X: Is this the medicine?

YYYYYYYYYYYY