Mlia, parents... daughter with a necklace, son with a hammer and a lock...
I understand that every word of your grandchildren is supergenial and invaluable to you, but the teeth are reduced from it. This is not your GJ and not your momkin forum, filter.

Do you see horror in your headphones? I will give you a foot.

Flenegan is beautiful! Oh, I would have such a mentor, and I would be crazyly happy... and Berns-Lee! and Meyer!
Someone sees Brad Pitt in dreams, and Katya is Meyer :)
Why do we need Brad Pitt? What can he tell me about CSS?! to

She: Hi, you can imagine, my hard work has not gone unnoticed for the boss. I was raised by $200!
He is: i. All this time you were not paid and you did part of the work for free?
She :...

The cup has run. A successful person can make high adaptability, the ability to quickly analyze the situation and take reasonable risks. Well, and low moral foundations to be able to compete peacefully with others. And workaholism often leads to chronic diseases, and nothing more.

The Ampera Forum:
Two resistors are placed as close as possible to the fork and away from the main circuit so that when a person is included in the circuit it does not kill the current.
YYY: Why should a man be killed by electricity? Will he hold the scheme with his naked hands?
This is called non-compliance or not knowledge of safety techniques when working with electrical equipment.
xxx: You can call it anyway, but I have seen people on the forum after the question about 220V no longer appear.

I go to the dentist and find that my aunt is not in the spirit. Kirkorov with a pink cough. Without clarifying allergic reactions, underlying diseases, pressure, etc. - some kind of anesthetic is dullly inserted. In the middle of the process, the throat is sharply crushed and dried, a feeling as if the glass was pressed. Attempts to explain what I was worse came across with blinking in the eyes, choking, and advice to treat the nerves. I endure for a while, but when I begin to squeeze like a steam car, my aunt irritatedly throws the tools:
Are you asthmatic?! to
Yes, in the last session you recorded it on the map.
Do it without anesthesia.
No 0 will be. I disagree with less than 1.5-2 doses at all, the last time we discussed everything again, and everything went well.
- Well, quickly sat down, opened my mouth, otherwise I will not say anything to you right now. One ampoule is enough, and about these yours "I find it hard to breathe" to a psychiatrist
0 0 What?? to
Oh yeah yes! gone from here!
In a deep hike, I go out to the reception to rewrite the date of the session, and I learn that my aunt has resigned today. Question: Was it nahua to take a customer in distracted feelings?

In various regions of our wonderful country there are some of their own, local names of familiar things. Thus, a bowl of bread in the Volga is sometimes called a saika, and the long-distance drivers of remote regions of the landlords call the impenetrable bows.
But only Peter’s parade fights."

The scales. and shrimp with shrimp. Especially the shell.

He gave his wife to appreciate porn in virtual reality glasses.
On the question "how?" I replied that the model's shoes liked.

The xxx:
My life reminds me of a book.

Urphin Jus and his wooden soldiers

YYYY :
Do you have a magic powder?

The xxx:
Agha

It depends on what our goal is. If it is necessary for the dog on the podium to be hanged with a maximum of medals to win the Olympics, the first violin and all that - then yes, forcibly, through tears, maximum training, no rest. Either it will fall, or it will fall. If the goal is a healthy psyche, then let the child choose. But you can’t wait for the medal.

When will the Motherland finally invite us all to the table?

...better to add a bunch of radio elements and what thread to collect, for example, the radio...

Are you a bit of anxious to advise that? The man needs real help, and you... He clearly wrote that the transistor has the feet bite, what radio?! to

"There is no sulfur in sulfur ether".

Landmark aldehyde is not an aldehyde and is not contained in potatoes.

We train the future time in Hindi lesson - the student answers questions about the future.
Question: "Where are you going tomorrow?"
Student: Tomorrow I will go to the museum.
I: What a wonderful idea!
Student: I work there :/

Absolutely unexpectedly, they found out that the son at the age of three learned to open the lock at the front door. The husband held an explanatory conversation about not opening the door to strangers, etc. A few days later we play, he closes in the room, I knock.Son from the door:Who is there?
I am: open it up! The police.
I have no acquaintances in the police. The stranger told me not to open.

A walk in the kindergarten. The Winter. One of the boys says loudly, "And Dad said that the smart people's tongue does not stick to the iron!" And we friendly, with the whole group, licked the iron pebble, who washed... I do not remember whether awareness came immediately, or when the tongue survived, or even later, but now I know for sure - the smart, yes, does not stick.)

I remembered the office case of the era of the ICQ cult. It was, and for me remains, an easy way to communicate quickly with the company’s partners. And one day, my relationship with the PR manager of the local TV channel grew into an exchange of "asky" numbers. I dictated the numbers on the phone, waiting for her message. I waited for a few hours, probably forgot about her, and when a call from the girl came out, I noticed that 2-3 hours had passed. It should be added that at the time, spam was extremely common in ICQ, so it was hidden from robots with questions about authorization. I had a simple: 2 + 2 = and I needed to give the correct answer 4. Then the dialogue, where I am “I” and the girl is “D”.



D: Sasha, I can’t add you, the question is strange and I don’t know the answer.

Do you know how much is 2+2?

D: Well, I’m killing “family,” but he’s writing that’s the wrong answer.

I: Sorry, what are you answering? (Surprised to grow into something more)

D is family. Two people and two children are the same family.

I : What? (I’ve started to roast here)

You are talking about family, right?

I: This is arithmetic, kill 4.

D: Fuck, I’ve asked the entire editorial board what stupid question you’ve come up with! Hulk is angry.



As a result, the girl was still trolled for a long time, although in those days trolls were called only fairy-tale characters.

From an amateur radio forum:
The transistor GT806 accidentally swallowed, the legs were bitten, how to remove it from the body?! to
...better to add a bunch of radio elements and that thread to collect, for example, the radio.
I will not tell the antenna where to connect.

(From material about the "smart juicer" for $400 and branded fruit bags.)
During the video test, the car pressed 227 grams of juice in two minutes, and the girl - 213 grams in one and a half minutes.
So, the juicer costs 400 backs, and how much will this girl cost?