A Sunday morning, a small wilderness, a lady with a small wooled dog of an uncertain breed walks on the corner. In the opposite corner of the desert appears a couple - a strong guy and a cute girl. The dog crashes and with a loud whisper runs to their side. The couple stops. The hostess begins to scream the usual “Don’t worry! She doesn’t bite. She just wants to play! “Julie to me!” TD and TP. The dog, having a couple of souls, returns to the owner.
And here...the guy whispers something to the girl and then, taking an extremely angry look and hanging his sleeves, deliberately goes to the side of the lady, shouting something like "Suko! Soooo!” The girl laughs and begins to scream, “Don’t worry! He will not beat! He just wants to play! “Daniel, go to me!” TD and TP. The lady, whispering something about the disappeared youth, grabs the dog for the necklace and rushes away. The couple goes on their way.
of none.

Prime Minister Medvedev is a man who does not understand what he is talking about better than others.

You spend too much time with idiots.
YYY: By the way. How are you dealing?

XXX: I was in school and without relationships:
And the frogs?
ZZZ: Through the Tube

Abroad, “employee motivation” is called the idea of giving people more so they can do more. And in Russia - as employees stress, so that with less expenses on them they do the same, and better much more.

Two brothers have a car. The senior, waiting for the desired range, will take the car to the STO, where almost all the fluids are changed, something is checked, twisted, pulled and cleaned. The second brother, looking at the older one, decides at least to change the oil. On the road to the 100 refuses the brake, so the rest of the road car runs on the evacuator. The oil, of course, changed, and at the same time replaced the broken brake hose, and the brake pads erased to zero. At the meeting, the elder boasted: "The car was taken to the STO, as if it were in a sanatorium." The younger: "If I do the same analogy, I’m on the "Speed" to the trauma point!"

Though... With all my erudition, my craving for knowledge and, I am not afraid of the word, my intelligence, do you know that never came to my mind?
That this Bosch itself, according to the rules of modern transcription of the German language, is not Bosch. He is Bosch.
I'll go under some shattered worldview, a vacuum cleaner for example...

Today is a good day to replenish your vocabulary. "Eternal laundry", "protective cloud"... It would be necessary to catch such and write somewhere separately :)

Three girls learn programming together.

Well, here again, the chance to find a husband-aitishnik passed by me...
xx2: Do you think it is sexually transmitted?
xx3: Plus and Pyton are not transmitted, and JavaScript is.

There is a special paragraph in the Finnish constitution on the assimilation of immigrants.

It is as concrete and brief as possible.

Finish him!

<DartRabbit> We were octopuses, then pioneers, and then x%jak, and you are a teenager, and you should have become a commodore

Faculty of Engineering and Theology, Department of Solid Body and Holy Spirit

From the discussion of the news "The officials decided to ban the circumvention of blocking using VPNs and anonymizers"

xxx: Then there will be - manual moderation of sites in Yandex, announcement of the company
YYY: And then the catalogues of references!and :)
Zzz: And then you just call 9, you ask and you are answered. There was a Soviet search engine.

1C
Upgraded 1C, now 8.3, where the interface has completely changed. 2 weeks to the quarterly report. The bugs in the wharf, most impressed by the headbuck, watched the monitor and said: "What a cute fox here in the waiting mode."" The calculator corrects: "Natalia Alexandrovna, it's a cat" "No, Tanetka, it's a fox. Believe me. This is a thick polar leopard."

When someone writes:
In conclusion, I would like to point out...
I think that someone is trying to send a secret signal that he is being held locked up.

Robert Downey Jr. has dismissed his own photo with Emma Watson.

Robert Downey Jr: Sherlock and Watson

In the hypermarket, I stand in line at the box office. From the dialogue, I understand that they have a new regulation for laying condoms in the order zone. Discussion between the girls-sellers placing the goods at the neighboring box office:
X: Durex is thin, behind him is Durex with anesthetic... How is it with anesthetic??? It comes from where the electricity comes from.? to
Y: Continue reading, it is written for what it is.
X: "For anal sex"... Where does electricity come from? From the friction!!! to
I did not immediately realize that the anesthetic was confused with the antistatic, riding the whole row.

After the planner, I read a note from a colleague: "Credits.prop. Expenditures and expenses"
It turned out: "Make loading out of loans that are in default. Check the income and expenditure report."

Whatever you say, but “eternal washing” is some sort of humiliating insult.

Is old age a natural cause of death?
YYY: In general, any cause of death is natural, and all these divisions into “natural” and “unnatural” are merely speculations. Old age is not the cause of death, cancer is not the cause of death, the cause can be, for example, cardiac arrest or breathing stop. Murder is also a natural cause, suffocation - pulmonary insufficiency, a bullet arrived - the cessation of brain activity. An unnatural cause of death, for example, could be the sudden transformation of all the atoms of the body into gold.