For several generations, my distant relatives have had a tradition – my daughter is deprived of her father’s virginity at the age of 18.

Stop the porn!
And if seriously, then in most of the countries of the USSR for this can be very strongly and for a long time. In a few articles. And now in life I can't believe that there has been no one who did not give up such a family.

Yes, this is the most important puzzle in the construction of a concrete palate house! Put the puzzle so that you do not have to scratch.
And given their intricate shape, this task is for people with iron eggs, fox trick, socola eye and engineering skills of level 75 and above.

Xxx: By the way, the rapans when they came out of the shell saw that they looked like a scabies, as they are now.
Yyy: Sasha, I’m afraid of people who know what a spleen is like.

for general education. If someone has never seen the sound of a complete, total and absolute pizzage before, just read this phrase:
Baby, you won’t believe it, but it was like that before. People were more decent before. Not in every corner like now. And yes, I’m like a decent person..."
Actually everything. Admin, cat and shredder.

I once realized that there is always a different point of view.

I sat on the couch. Lydia was lying on him. Her head was on my knees.

“Tell me, please,” she said, looking at me from the bottom up. How do you think men have logic?

In the sense?

In the real sense. Do you remember our second date? When did we walk around the center and catch the rain? And we stood in that arch overlooking the Kazan Cathedral.

I remember.

You were in a beautiful shirt. All so thoughtful and mysterious. And my dress was a little wet and stuck in the right places. And I stood so romantic, bowing to the wall. Then a rainbow appeared over Kazansky.

Well, I remember...

and AGA. And I was expecting that you would approach me like a real macho, hug my hands and we would kiss. And you? Instead, you looked at me somewhere behind my back and said, “Oh, this wasn’t the rat running through there?” and five minutes later you talked about the rats. There are a lot of them in the center of Peter.

I was confused.

So here is. Lida continued, "But when a couple of days later, after a sad movie, we went through the bedroom area by the washing, you decided that it was time to confess my love. She stood up and sat in front of me. I really don’t understand how it works for you.

I did not know what to answer her. It was quiet in the room. Her face was next to mine. She stared intriguingly into my eyes.

Finally I said:

Do you want tea?

It was lucky for the girl that with an inadequate father, at least a brother took care to educate her on precautions. Or it would have already scratched the consequences (among which, in addition to the classic child-surprise, there are also extremely unpleasant diseases).
But, on the other hand, and the fact that, having suffered to adulthood, both the son and daughter to another city from this inadequate ranted, also logical.

Bydloalfassamcu, whose daughter lives with his brother in Moscow.
Your son, by the way, is endowed not only with strength, but also with brains. He, unlike you, understood that prohibitions, puzzles, etc. You will not do nicotine, you will only hurt. And he did everything to take care of his sister's health and prevent possible unpleasant consequences. This is to the conversation you mentioned about condoms, contraceptives, etc. And you are a fucking foolish foolish inadequate, on an equal place throwing on people. He covered it, shit. I realized that your son did not take you out of the apartment, but in vain. Your place is not among ordinary people, but in a wilderness with monkeys.

Peter in Moscow this year. Go to museums!
And in brushes!

Living life is simple. First do what your parents say, then do what your wife says, then do what your grandchildren and nurse say.

I will tell you this story in memory of my recently deceased father. He was a very humble man, and at the same time a great professional in his business. In Soviet times, he was involved in the development of the water supply systems of the Volga cities. Saratov, Kuibyshev (Samara), Gorky (Nizhny Novgorod)
As a child I was especially worried when he went to Gorky. “Mom, why did Dad go to the bitter city? Could he even go for a candy?” he asked.
He once designed one of the important water supply systems. Not that water supply, not that cleaning station in one of these cities. I'm not going to lie, for years I don't know exactly what. And here is his boss. And the direct text announces that the project needs to reduce the price of blood from the nose. But the Pope categorically refused to make any changes to the project, saying that everything was done according to the norms and rules and fundamental changes are impossible. The headquarters expected to arrange tarams. The clarification of relationships in elevated tones ended with the immortal phrase in the style - "you will not be, there will be others", so beloved by various kinds of leaders in our time. Dad came home upset and said he would break all the drawings to the dogs. But his mother answered him.
Eventually, the facility was built according to a project modified by other designers, and Daddy’s drawings were peacefully dusted at home on the underground for fifteen years. Suddenly, he is called by the same boss and asks stealthily whether the father has his variant of drawings. It turned out that the Volga in that year was especially heavy and the object in the literal sense of the word "swim". The father also provided this option in contrast to the "happy" project. And here, in the aural order, the object began to rebuild already according to Daddy’s project. Then he was awarded a triple prize, which, knowing the complacency of his boss, can be recognized as a very extraordinary event.
Later, in the age of the Internet and satellite images, Dad sometimes asked me to show how his structures look from the satellite. Which, I hope, and after many years will work normally for people.

Director of TV:
Prime Minister Medvedev has proposed to create another cluster in the Far East.
The deaf grandfather asks:
Where did he go to put herer again?

Cpt.Lex: It was a joke today. You will not believe!
I sold the car and a buyer came to see. He looked, looked and asked: Does the smoker work? I look at him in an offensive stupa, and take a whimper: What is it? He says, if there is! ... briefly curled with him and went to make papers)

I sit behind the compass. At the end of my ear I listen to some astronomy broadcast. Hearing the phrase "a distant galaxy" trembled.

Do you think spinner was invented in the 21st century? A year ago in 78 in Moscow, near the planetarium on the playground was a wall, in the wall a pen like from a meat mill and a turning meter nearby. It was called "what is a million". I turned for an hour.

Will there ever be a golden age when your vision will still be good enough to admire your grandchildren, but not enough to see the dust under the couch?

When I hear in the news the phrase "last-generation fighter", some frightening associations come to mind involuntarily.

Are you free?
I am at work...
It is not fair! I want nobody to work, everybody to ride on unicorns and eat coconut ice cream.
It’s impossible if everyone is just riding, who’s going to make ice cream?
Is that the only thing that embarrasses you? I think that if mankind can get such a number of unicorns, then how to get them to chew coconut ice cream, we will figure it out.

xxx: In the Riga Zoo it is useful to photograph monkeys. I did not notice that there was a cable above the cage. Stay in good health. So I still think it’s against the macks or the visitors?
YYY: What is the difference? They and others go where they should not go.

We had some practice in psychic.

I went to the female department. The teacher says:

Do you want me to tell you how old we are?

He calls a 15-year-old girl. The girl runs to us, slightly full, small in height, in the eyes a sea of naivety, a smile to the ears.

Q: This is our Olečka, she is an oligofren. Olive, how old are you?

and - 35

When I went to work for a advertising agency, I was hinted that they were dealing with black pie. And I was prepared for anything, but not for the twenty-five-year-old Negro Gosh disclosing the announcement.