December 2015, television channel "Russia-24", the program "Economy. The course of the day.” One of the experts:
The ruble is weakening against the dollar and the euro. This creates additional tension in the foreign exchange market, increases risks and complicates the macroeconomic situation in the country.”

April 2017 The same program, the same expert:
The ruble is strengthening against the dollar and the euro. This creates additional tension in the foreign exchange market, increases risks and complicates the macroeconomic situation in the country.”

It is hard for satirists today. You come up with a parody on our reality, and the State Duma, it turns out, is already accepting it as a law in the third reading.

How to Win in the Cross Noliki
The most stupid aid
In the crosses, you can win if the opponent is an idiot.
Tagged: ahaha
You have to learn not to play but to choose the right opponent :-)

I needed to buy a small bench to fit my ass in. To take therapeutic baths in it. Naturally, in the center of the capital, where I work and live, fuck you where to buy a raft. It is not royal to sell in such areas. So I found in Eve a form for baking a heart-shaped cake just under my ass.

You are a distant girl from science.
Not true, I am not far away.

I bought a laptop for repair. "It is not loaded!" Start the waiting line. Reboot, I go to BIOS - does not detect the disk. I disconnect, there is no disc. My eyes are rounded. The acquaintance proudly protrudes her lips: "Well, I took it, so that you don't crack in my photos!"" Found the strength to praise: she was able to do it without the help of others...

Scientists have discovered that a river has disappeared in Canada.

The morning. The Sushi. The Canadian Alcatel.

The same feeling when you can’t decide what is more fun to do now: refining the genetic algorithm of selecting the analytical type of function for data approximation, ordering the knowledge about the procedural generation of landscapes, an article about a new form of note recording, teaching a song under the guitar, reflecting on the physical “theory of observations” or preparing for writing a science fiction story – and you are written at this point that you probably have a very narrow spectrum of interests, because you don’t want a expensive black car and sex with the first girl who hit.

From Zh.

I am a translator. I frequently check for Google expressions. This fool instead of real texts began to add forums of translators to me. And I, fucking, need a live authentic text, not discussions of ignorants like me!

P.S I know, other search engines, entry under incognito, etc. He just made me mad today.

At school, we were sent as walkers to the city judo competitions. There were only two weights, up to 50kg and above 50. I have exactly 50. The coach said, go out. So I got into the group to 50 and won the first fight. With a little thing. He never fought.

- Namomi, how is it in English - "fooled", "fooled"?

The Ebali.

They themselves need, the entire delegation headed by the chief fire carrier from the lighter from Jerusalem to Moscow Yakunin, to be held accountable for insulting the feelings of believers, turning Christianity into a show of fools.

I remembered! The show of fools in Christianity began from the time of the great schism, if not earlier.

A read theory:

Here are all such, fox, erudited, counted, but during the fight about red shorts for some reason no one remembered Green.

Because, unlike women's pants and family pants, red circus trousers are very far from sailing.
Z is. Be in the underwear store, look at this crochet crochet nearby

Comment on the news "The driver of the Maserati burned in Moscow could not cope with the driving":
When the entirely selling judicial system of the occupation administration refuses to deliver justice on Soviet territory, justice has to be delivered on concrete pillars erected by Soviet people.

Pickup after 40:

I photographed the girl here, she was walking with her grandson.

A woman who works at the factory came to us today. She had to solve two issues:

1st Find out if there is no programming vacancy for her son, who defends his diploma in the summer

2nd Wouldn't any of the programmers write a program for this son's diploma, or he can't.



I wonder in her head these two requests caused no conflict?

The year 2007. The client brings a computer with the diagnosis "no image", we write out documents.

The computer works with our test video card, its video card works with us, we diagnose the replacement of the platform... we can not call the client... time passes... I "pump", I remember that system and now I understand that it is the crash of the northern bridge, I warm - AND EXACTLY! His video card has earned!

Call the customer - "the subscriber is not registered".

System blocks in the warehouse.

Here is 2011. A man comes with a document from 2007 to take the system unit from repair... The next day it is delivered from the warehouse, given at the price of diagnosis, still works until the time, the customer understands that it is necessary to change the platform...

And what happened? If it’s not a secret, why didn’t it take so long?

Yes, guys... I was suddenly taken to the army! And then there was no time. :)

From the phone review:
"I was delighted by a huge dynamic. He is very loud!by 111
When the phone first turned on, he issued a greeting melody. The cat sleeping in the hallway went out the window. Where did he find the window in the corridor – the question."

Comment on the test on the "motor", where you need to guess the car by the sound of the engine.

XH: 5 out of 10. I will try the sound tomorrow.

Astronomy will return to Russian schools
Teaching astronomy in schools will be without specific formulas.

and relax. Everything will be simple – the earth will be flat, the sky will be hard... Nothing extra.