In the Moscow metro I often encounter the situation of "BIG RACKBACK on the back." It seems that wishes are already sounded by loudspeakers, but whoever is like always drink.

Yesterday I drove from Polyazevskaya to the center, not an hour of peak but enough for the people.

The attention was attracted by the voice of a woman who was outraged at a neighbor standing next door (back to her). Well, the standard dialogue about what the backpack hopes to remove.

The man turning to her grabbed them another couple of people, who also expressed their outrage. He turned back to the word only to send the lady somewhere away and again to turn away, locking up the backpack on the order.

Further action was lightning: the train arrived at the station, as soon as the backpacker turned away, a woman quickly tied his backpack with sluts from him to the roof and headed to the neighboring door.

The composition stopped, the doors opened and the stream headed out, all except our hero. He had stumbled, and tried to turn around thinking that someone was holding him, realizing the situation began trying to disconnect the hooks. But from the size of the backpack, it was impossible to do this without removing it for the beginning. A woman appears to have swallowed some sea nodes there. In general, he travelled through the station and matched the whole race.

Be kind, respect yourself and others around you.

I had a computer from the last century. 64 frames, slot cellar, 40-wire IDE, etc. From connecting to the network until the start of work loads in 12 seconds, from pressing a button to disconnecting with properly disassembled disks - a quarter of a second. In the last century, programmers were

Well I do not know. The hobbies never embarrassed me. Maybe the anomaly, when a girl looks like a wicky, would confuse, did not meet, I don't know. But in the context of real home life, something seems to me like it's all crazy. The feet are dull. and what?

(from the discussion of the picture with the beast)
1982 – Who is this?
Irkuem: The Little Wizard
fatangryopossum: Do you mean that the term "excision" best describes your feelings over the past month?
Irkuem: Fu, how it went!
Irkuem: But yes.

I had a friend at the house, my son is 4.5 years old.
Suddenly I realized that small children are like people: they ignore basic safety advice (do not eat sand, do not irritate a daring dog), are offended when you tell them they are wrong, run out or go out to fight when they realize that they will not be given what they want. And don’t let God ask them to sit in silence for a moment!! to

I read what I wrote, I remembered myself... Lord, what angelic people surround me... guys.
Petya 38 years old.

When another history textbook comes out, Justice once again turns to the grave.

I met, therefore, my friend with a beautiful girl, fell in love with her and immediately wished. My friend looked at the girl too, but she honestly warned him that she was married, and her husband worked at OMON. My companion decided to show the girl what a macho he is and that he is not afraid of anything. They met in secret for about a month, and one day a girl calls my friend and says, "Come to me for dinner today, my one has been sent on a business trip." Well, my friend, not thinking long, bought a bottle of wine, condoms and went to visit his mistress. We drank, smoked, engaged in wild carnal comforts and here... Ups – knock on the door. It’s like a mammoth is at the door. Then there is a riddle: “Woman! Go open, fucking, I’m here!” My friend, with wild eyes of horror, begins to run around the apartment in search of shelter and can not find it anywhere. Not thinking long, he grabs his clothes and goes to the toilet. Meanwhile, the woman, also all white of horror, opens the door. At the threshold stands her husband, an omonoviec, sprinkled drunk, with a bottle of vodka in his hands, and broadcasts to the entire entrance that, said, he was sent on a business trip, but immediately returned for unclear reasons. And he adds: - All, let me go to bed, only first to fuck up... My friend barely dive into the toilet. Been drunk is not a joke. Apparently, in an emergency, my friend’s brain worked a hundred times faster, and he found a way out of the situation. Since the toilet was narrow and not covered with plates, he dropped his socks and, with his feet and hands in the walls like a spider-man, fell under the ceiling. And the house of Stalin - the height of the ceilings is decent. He came down, therefore, and is sitting neither alive nor dead of fear. Meanwhile, the wife tries all sorts of ways to put her drunk husband to sleep so that he forgets about the toilet. But, apparently, Omonovce was very much desired by need, and he went on a big way. He turned on the light, opened the door (at the moment when his wife saw that no one was in the toilet, she wept out of excess adrenaline). The man took off his pants and sat down at the toilet. He sits quietly and does his job. And my friend hangs under the ceiling and understands - what the pizza will be, if it is noticed here now. And it happened. Omonovec, in ecstasy after another effort, raised his eyes to the sky and saw... He saw a miracle, and it instantly passed through. Then he whispered, whether from fear or astonishment, and fell astonished. My friend, realizing that this was his only chance to escape, the bullet flew out of the toilet and blinked in the direction of the staircase cage. A minute later, the Omon-man was stunned, but there was no one on the ceiling...Happy end: The Omon-man stopped drinking. His wife stopped betraying him. My friend is now walking half gray and only gets to know the girls after making sure they are free.

The creator of T9
The earth is his puppy.

We have everything that is placed in public places to be anti-vandal, so as not to be broken and heavy, so as not to be shattered.

I'll get a little bit of a puppy in my hands.I'm going to get a lot of Satan at home in the face of a puppy?Hey, you pass by.The monster was picked up in the summer in the park and called Pidor himself(the female, but the name has already been fixed)Because of the existence in harsh and unfriendly conditions has acquired the skills of survival and level of aggression, which would envy Rambo.If you try to get closer to the puppy than at 1m,it will start to rock,breaking feathers,wishing to attack.If you don't have sufficient amount of prudence and decide to knock, you can find bitten to blood and robbed on a puppy.It's better to just throw food in a cage from a

<Triangle> The English-language announcement of stops in the subway has been resounded. The station "Spartak" is now announced as "This is Spartak"... Immediately there is a desire to help get out of the door.

In summer, your feet are treated 10 times a day. And then share the impressions: have you seen what hobby has passed?

What is your hobby? Sitting a cross, drawing, or discussing other people’s feet?
This is like an anecdote:
When you are not there, people talk about you.
Tell them that when I am not there, they can even beat me.

From the specific women's publication VK:

She: Does it happen to you that a lesbian tusa ignores you and you are very sad? and :(
It is: Constantly

I read about one hostel:

One writes:
The data center is located in the building of the RYBZAVODA!!! Once you come to them, remember the smell of canned fish for a long time. It is untransmitted. And sits in a dust chamber 1 sleepy sisadmin at the "server". The company is full of crap.

He is answered:
Why did you write this? I spent 40 minutes smelling my websites hosted by #name#host! No one has ever smelled it, but you already smell it. You can link, I want to assess how strong the smell of fish is, and whether it will be possible to recommend this hosting to customers in the future, or the smell of everyone scares.

If you voluntarily decided to remove the garbage near the entrance of the highway, in which 250 apartments and neighbors know each other in the face, then the most likely phrase you will hear from the neighbors will be: "Dolban Uzbek, not a hero can work!"

From the Reviews:
A good movie, a drunken company. I watched drinking...

CODD: We will close the center in Moscow, we recommend to refrain from traveling by car.
Auto enthusiasts: class, everything is like a slug on the subway, and I quickly jump by the machine.
The result: 9 points.

We all marry our loved ones and divorce ourselves.

xxx: overwhelmed
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And every time I get the feeling that I have just been virtuously deceived.
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Every time I hear it in my head "I hear it"

We sit with the bats and watch the advertisement on MatchTV. And there is Kiev’s Major, where the main prize is a dollar lam. Then my father asks me:

If you want to go to cyber sports. Do you promote yourself nowhere?

Five minutes ago, I told you to go out.

Uncomfortable silence for a few seconds.