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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140683
 20.04.2017
(The Man Didn't Play the Game of Thrones)
Tagged: omg
Fast Drop Game of Thrones
The first series is a bit heavy.
HH: But then it’s top.
No: not mine
Do you not like political games, naked women and blood?
I don’t know, I don’t like that.
Political games, naked women and blood were in St. Petersburg

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140682
 20.04.2017
“Mommy,” said my wonderful child, “we were told yesterday in the class that the universe spreads thousands and thousands of kilometers every second, and you refuse such a delicious candy because of a few centimeters?”! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140681
 20.04.2017
The title master.

In the west of Moscow, a man changed gender at the request of officials.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140680
 20.04.2017
T: On Sakhalin wet, abundant snow and wind at 30 m/c, the cable near Khabar was broken.
Wait for the spring in July ?
T: We are used to it.
T: Therefore, the people on the Japanese servaques play ping at 25ms. TTK there from fear part of the internet traffic went. The Japanese in a shoe of strange personalities and clans in toys.
T: Well, you know our people, they didn’t come there in peace.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140679
 20.04.2017
In Chelyabinsk closed the factory for the production of counterfeit toilet paper

It is harsh.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140678
 20.04.2017
About the web:
Something terrible from Australia.
Is there anything bad in Australia?
Zzz: Yes, but it is deadly poisonous

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140677
 20.04.2017
<mia>: Many have long been time to Emerald City: someone for the heart, and someone for the brains
<TopSpin>: Not enough courage

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140676
 20.04.2017
The horse is a species, the frog is a male, the cowboy is a female, the merine is a castrated frog, the horse is a jargon expression of the army of the 17th and 19th centuries, and is now used as a species designation. I have everything.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140675
 20.04.2017
Donald Trump hasn’t invented anything new with his daughter Ivanka. Tatiana Diachenko was also an adviser to B. Yeltsin.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №140674
 20.04.2017
Lives of Artists 3
In the late eighties there was a shortage of everything, including colours. I had to take everything that got, including the "children" sets of oil paints. Their inconvenience was that there were many unnecessary, unnecessary paints, such as cadmium red light or chromium cobalt blue-green. Well, somehow I accumulated a lot of such colors, the expiry date is coming to an end, and it is a pity to throw away. Give them, I think, a loaded canvas. Then you look at the painting I painted. Based: above light red, then dark red, then shades of blue from light to dark. There was a black paint left, and I just put a black cross on top of it. Let the carpet dry. Here comes one of my acquaintances, sees a loaded canvas and says, "Wow, what a beautiful picture, just great!" I look at her and I don’t know if she’s joking. No, it is all serious. And she doesn’t say, “Give me this painting, I have dreamed of it all my life.” Everyone goes crazy in their own way, why not. “Dry, I say, come in a couple of days, take it.” I gave the canvas (I can’t call it a picture), and I forgot about it. Somewhere in a month I went to this acquaintance for business. The painting hangs in the most visible place. The acquaintance says, "I wanted to ask you for a long time: what do these faces mean in the picture?" I am falling into a precipice - what other faces, I just loaded the canvas! “What faces, where are they?” I ask. “Yes, here,” and shows me some place in the picture. I look, I try to understand how in the random patches of paint you could see some faces. “Yes, no, I say, I didn’t paint any faces, just accidentally the paints lay like that.” And I add about myself: "Yes, I did not paint any painting, just someone has a rich imagination."
PS: I think, maybe Malevich did not paint his black square, maybe he also loaded the canvas, or masked the unsuccessful picture, and there are acquaintances and "Wow, what a picture!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140673
 20.04.2017
The more churches, the more flat the earth becomes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140672
 20.04.2017
I give certificate
# # # #
As a man who graduated from school in 92 with a medal, university in 97 with a red diploma, passed Abkhazia, Chechnya
# # # #
The war in Abkhazia was in 1993, Chechnya 1994-1996, the second 1999-2000.
Studying and fighting at the same time?
Peace, door, ball, as I call it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140671
 20.04.2017
From VK:
Zhirinovsky suggested not to disclose the incomes of deputies in order to "not irritate the people". He says the government knows “who steals and who should be arrested.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140670
 20.04.2017
There is communication about various diets and food plans.
I know only two types of meat that don’t have antibiotics and growth hormones.
Dinosaur and Mammoth? xd

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №140669
 20.04.2017
vvv: Topkor jot: they in the Russian version e-mail is called "Electronic mail".
ddd is fucking))
PVV: The electronic mail. The Tesla Postal...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140668
 20.04.2017
The existential soap. You can simply place a plastic bubble in the center of the soap, by the end of the soap, the remnants are washed off and it is thrown away. And if everything is calculated correctly, soap will also swim.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140667
 20.04.2017
My neighbor makes stone-age tools using stone-age technology - this is where hardcore.

Make him stop! Fifty centuries from now, by its stick and stone tails, future archaeologists will judge the level of technology of the 21st century!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140666
 20.04.2017
Bhutan, what am I doing wrong? It seemed like it was all on my grandmother’s recipe, but it still turned out to be a lie.
WOW: Grandma serves the gods of the north and knows many ancient mysteries, you will not compare with her skill
Say that our grandmother is Lord Sith, that’s why her cakes are so delicious.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140665
 20.04.2017
Watching football and porn is similar in that we worry about things we don’t participate in, although we’re sure we’d do it much better.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140664
 19.04.2017
Discussions of the new film of Shakhnazarov "Anna Karenina".
The Witch:
- They said that the director did not strictly film the novel, there was added another story.
The testimony is dark:
and mu.
The wife picked up:
At the end of the film, Gerasim drops Karenina in a pond, so as not to spend on shooting the steam car.

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