Lovers of art literature.
We remember terrible stories from childhood.
XXX: I walk in the yard. A little girl with a small ball. A suspicious uncle approaches me and persuades me to go somewhere with him. He needs to do things very urgently. I am writing a book about a little girl.
YYY: Wow, that was Kir Bulichev.

Without bad girls, men’s lives’t be so good.

My ex-director orderly angered me while I was in that position. We wandered like Ishakis, around the aural, and whatever you go to it – there is just a hole of rest. The eye rested and gave the boat. He is alone, not busy. Without hiding, he is watching a football match. No one needs hell. One thing is good – he sits on the pop right, from call to call. It is always available to everyone, any question is resolved in minutes.

I especially appreciated the ease of traveling. In the other office, I had 17 (!) Collecting and producing documents. Driving for two weeks. The story is a minute oral discussion. I justify, there are two or three questions to answer. Just like acupuncture. He was silent at all. I could have sent out the results of the discussion, polite.

But when he spoke his OK and returned to watch the match, then a miracle happened. I did not need a single paper. Everything turned alone. I called him the secretary of the day and hour, not later than which I was to arrive in a certain city, and not earlier than which to leave there. From these my words from nowhere appeared: an order for a business trip, a service assignment, an application for an external service. Tickets were purchased, hotels were booked, transfers were organized, conference fees, visas and medical insurance were paid – all without my participation. I was asked to choose from a couple of ready options and sign something.

Such a service is now available in Russia except for the rectors of major universities. I am just a middle manager. Not in the shade of a hat. People get used to good things quickly.

I understood whom we lost with the strong reputation of a bad man-director, when he was very poorly removed and appointed a new one. Young and reticent. He went into all the details, introduced exhaustive regulations. We wrote them three months in order, but no one had the strength to read the products of the neighboring department.

Now he’s also history – he has long been fired, and the man who appointed him, and his boss, and the boss of his boss. I remembered the game of bullshit and the fact that I stumbled to break into his office on the most pressing issues. There was always a live line from the other seven chiefs of departments. The documentation for the journeys had to write himself and collect numerous visas. Oral debates, and whether to go at all, and why, stretched up to an hour - the person was clearly not in the topic and enthusiastically entered it. Then the plastic glasses in the dispenser for cold and hot water ended. And then the water itself. The cartridge of the A3 color printer was followed. The paper soon ended for the ordinary. The network began to break. Half of the employees have been fired. However, five of them, the most beautiful, almost simultaneously left in the decree. Two of them were born in the same day. In all these care, the new boss seriously suspected the astute intrigue of the previous one.

I have a nostalgia for the former manager. I called him and met him at the restaurant. We talked about life. He is now the CEO of a large publishing company. “Yes, work, actually, no,” he said phlegmatically, “a well-established collective, a good editor. The edition will. And my job is to always have paper for our toilets and our newspapers.” I said in this order. With such a gentle emphasis.
Are you still watching football at your new job? I asked rushingly.
Well yes. What else to do there?

After the raids of the Sharia patrol in Moscow, the Jews decided not to stay aside and created a Jewish patrol. Members of the public Jewish organization "Oi Wei Patrol" will find workers on Saturdays and force them to rest.

Still, the feeling of hunger is useful: when it seems that everything is bad and I want to die, I ask myself: what do I want more, to stop this nightmare and commit suicide, or to eat something delicious? For now, food is the only winning option, the last stop. Once the ass in all directions was like this, and not to eat at hand, as 3 days. Then they barely really fainted.
Zy: In South Korea, pictures of food are hung in the places of alleged suicides. Imho, better a machine with free snacks)

The data, according to the instructions of the management, marked in the word with three colors: yellow, red and green. Printed on black and white printer. I went to report. I tell you "These are the data marked in yellow, I marked this color with a bar. Red is that which is darker, the rest is green.
Was it not the fate of the correction?
I only have blue.
zzz - this is what is marked with a blue dot - is yellow, and that blue wave is red?

We sit in the office. The Director reports to the head of the jur. department (dama). The lawyer understands that it is not possible to specifically deny and, agreeing with the comments, adds: "Victor, when you will
This is to do with me (punish), remember that I am working here for a half-time". and :)

to shrink. That is, you are not against the violence of a man against a man, but against their reciprocity. You are a pitcher. You should not even drop that. Mother Nature has tried.

Thieves with bits, threatening the seller of the intimate store, stole perfumes with pheromones.

Another seller, armed with a giant vibrator, met them at the exit.

He took out perfumes with pheromones, smelled and made them THAT!

Did the DVD and Blueberry already be banned?

Thus e. try to find on the material medium some not too massive and not very new film. In other words, new and popular. So I tried to look for the Corey cycle "Expansion". There is no Ozone on paper, there is no electronics on Litres... But there is no Rutreaker on the Ozone – hello to you, James Holden! As long as the consumer is forced to look for who to pay, you won’t win torrents.

Desserts, sweets and coffee cocktails in the menu of cafes and restaurants always have tempting, seductive names. "Malin delicacy", "Triple chocolate and caramel with vanilla sauce", "Double spicy latte with truffle mayonnaise". This is wrong, it is virtually a public deception, I think. Desserts should be honestly named by function. Cake and cake "Cake and cake" Milk chocolate "Two children, I work until late", with double crispy caramel and sea salt. Coffee ice cream "Chronic sleep deprivation", with triple caffeine and an extra espresso slice. Tagged with "Physiotherapy" Gift Kit "Sprinkled splash": Champagne and a kilogram of chocolate candy with butter, washed with tears. (Eat an apple cake "Cursed Asthenia")

xxx: I read the treaty, paragraph on the circumstances of force majeure, where they are listed by degree of irresistibility. So, the publication of acts of state authorities stands at the very end, even after natural disasters. This is this!

Take a picture. The Rucksack. and the metro. Once again, remove your white backpacks! Fuck, and so the pressure fucking, so you with your dirty balls on your back push and take the place. I went into the car and removed my backpack. This was taught in 1st class. Stop fucking around!

Start of. Control of one of the roads.Where water accumulates, there immediately, whether we like it or not, the water washes out bitumen. Today, the quality of bitumen, of course, is not what it was in Soviet times. We are checking it like it is. And when it washes the bitumen with water, the environment is formed such that it accompanies the appearance of humidity.
zzz: "Where money accumulates, there immediately, whether we like it or not, the money is stolen by officials. Today, the quality of officials, of course, is not what it was in Soviet times. But we are checking them. And when money is robbed by officials, an environment is formed that accompanies the appearance of humility.

The stupid dictionary, the calevalu knows, and the kneewalk does not.
Yyy: He’s not stupid, just humanitarian

To this...

American electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors is recalling 2,700 vehicles. Model X cars in the U.S. due to problems with seats, reports Reuters with reference to the company's message.
In case of frontal collision of the electric car with the obstacle of the seats made before March 26 crossovers can be overturned together with passengers.
As in Tesla Motors, the seats withstood 15 tests for sharp mechanical impact, but failed to pass the 16th test, which turned out to be a sufficient reason for a large recall of electric cars.

That is, the car is designed for 15 accidents, but has not passed the test. I should have endured at least 16.
Hi the car! You have the best seats in the world!

The idiot! The car "calculated" for ONE of 16 TIPS of accidents (with different parameters)
He did not survive the test with one of the species.
Hi "Imagine" who can NOT understand what is written.

I went to the pharmacy after work.
The pharmacist thinks:
Please give me vitamin C.
A man next to me:
-And ointment "Consultant Plus"

They all go with the pharmacists.

Oh, it worked, I say, vitamin C!)

It is time for me to go on vacation, I feel.

What is propaganda?

>>>>>>

See also. What is smoking propaganda? This means that a teenager looks at cigarette advertisements, buys, tries, feels cool and starts smoking, smoking, smoking... What is the propaganda of homosexuality? This means that the teenager tries, feels like it’s cool...

P.S And if it is serious, for example, the spread of concepts and the other romanticization of the sloth is in its pure form the propaganda of homosexuality. It was unexpected, right? :D

tn: On the first floor, a grocery store and a sewing store were successfully located. The signs, written in similar fonts and hanging next to them, say "Intimate handicraft".

The literary institute, the exam on the history of Russia, is accepted by Alexander Sergeevich Orlov, author of numerous textbooks, a teacher with an excellent sense of humor and just a good person.
One of the students is worried, knocks at the door, and can not enter - he is afraid. Thus, without exaggerating himself, he knocks and just slides the fence under the door.
A few seconds of silence, then the heavy steps of Orlov, "wzhuh" - the spark is already inside.
A minute passes, after her second, and here is the lock again at the door.
With a shaking hand, the student takes it, opens it, and there "excellent"! And the attribute - "for originality".
Another student, seeing all this, immediately repeats the manoeuvre. Again "squeeze", the inlet inside, but this time it comes back faster.
The fan of the halva Alexander Sergeevich put "ud" with a commentary: "already unoriginal".
The exam went as usual.