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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140323
 08.04.2017
The girlfriend’s daughter is named Arina, and the ex-husband who left them is Kostya. So when Arisha was 2 years old, when asked what her name was, she proudly replied: "Aina Skotinovna." Is it necessary to say how hard it was for a friend to explain to others that this is just a childish attempt to pronounce a difficult word "Constantinovna", and not her little revenge to her ex)))

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140322
 08.04.2017
It is not necessary to save from prostitution as such (in fact, wives-containers, which should not be confused with housewives, the same prostitutes, only with monopsony). You must be saved from slavery and coercion. And women who are forced into prostitution and both genders, for example, illegal immigrants, who are kept on Scottish rights in Scottish conditions not only at construction sites but also in retail chains.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140321
 08.04.2017
End of the 90s. criminal district of the city. At night, the boys decided to open the six, which has been gone nowhere for a hundred years and it is unknown to whom it belonged. They could not start, they decided at least to pull out the seats, which were in good condition. Since the seats are twisted, we went for the key. They came back, and the seats had already been removed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140320
 08.04.2017
Instead of criticizing the government’s work, they would have tried it themselves.
Okay let me try.
This is a call for the overthrow of power.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140319
 08.04.2017
Three Criticisms :
The Twice Criticism:

Try to look at the situation from the employer’s point of view. When everyone is fired and no one is hired for that money. What will schools do without teachers, factories without workers, clinics without doctors, bankers without office plankton? Wouldn’t it happen that employers are the first to call out and push vacancies up to heaven, so as not to suffer monstrous losses and create collapse?
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And now the brain is turned on and throw, who is the employer of teachers, where the money is taken for the salary of employees of budgetary institutions, for what it will be necessary to replenish the budget in order to increase wages and multiply this by the irreversibility of the state budgetary mechanism and imagine how much time it will be expanded. And with factories and bankers, it is also funny - the wages of workers make up an impressive part of the cost of their products, so that if the employer, afraid of collapse, scourges to the heavens of wages, then you will die of the prices for this life before you find a job.
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And now we open the distribution of the budget for 2017 and we see - 60% of the army, ments, deputies and even with them, 2.5% - the school... They have no weapons... The army and menta should be paid - the first to keep the weapons in the right direction, the second - to look at the whole country. Teachers don’t need guns and they don’t need guns.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140318
 08.04.2017
The socks! Under the sandals. by Carl!

What are you surprised? Karl is a normal German name. Germans always wear sandals with socks.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №140317
 08.04.2017
From web programming suddenly: "What logo are you creating?and "

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №140316
 08.04.2017
Interestingly, people who give to the workshop a gun to clean, the wife also to a specially trained man?

Oh yeah yes. The master in the maintenance of the wife is called a gynecologist.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140315
 08.04.2017
This is:
The Basque Mixes
It is done! In the fourth month from the beginning of the year, the administrator got out of his hole and replaced the inscription @2016 with @2017.
I would like to know. Did he see his shadow? If anyone knows let me know!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140314
 08.04.2017
Filming of the fourth part of the Gardemarins
If you are used to the presence of Kristina Orbakaite in the trilogy somehow, then in the company of the newly invited Bilan, Anna Semenovich, Tatiana Navka, Nikita Presnyakov and Artem Mikhalkov, Maxim Galkin, Verka Serdyuk and Nikita Dzhigurda. Well, or Sergey Bezrukov, one able in this movie to play everyone, including gun nuclei and horses. Besides only that Anna Semenovich, whose outstanding shapes, being curled with a corset and coupled with red curls, on photo samples make her look like an actress from the porn film-styling under the 18th century. And the most profitable way will be seen in the bath scenes, if such are provided by the script, as in "Vivat, garment marines!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140313
 08.04.2017
Discussions on the Hubble on the China Space Program’s relationship to private ownership on the Moon.

S> How does the international community deal with the fact that some left-wing private office of one country sells land on another planet, in a place not yet legally fixed by anybody?

K> If China doesn’t care about the U.S. patent system, then a private U.S. office is a joke.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140312
 08.04.2017
A man should be like coffee: strong, hot and not to let you fall asleep
The same black xD

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140311
 08.04.2017
I was a child: sent to the store for eggs, on the way home I forgot that in the bag of eggs - went and pin the bag, as usual. When I got home, I was terrified to find out that the bag was running out. Not knowing how to hide the crime, I decided to throw it out the window. The result: no eggs, no bag, with picturesque frozen flow of eggs through the window. My mother was most shocked.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140310
 08.04.2017
And yet no one rides through the deaf villages and does not count the number of those ready to take the weapons in their hands and go to overthrow the power, because I have long since figured like to die.

I walk through deaf villages. Growing there only cemeteries, the number of abandoned houses and people, due to age hard to get to their variety in the garden. Guess who they are voting for?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140309
 08.04.2017
You had a post here about Celine Dion and Celine Louis-Ferdinand, so here is my neighbor - a future philologist, having missed reading thought that Celine is Sergei who Dukanalis.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140308
 08.04.2017
It is done! Yandex mail sent spam emails from the Yandex drive team)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140307
 08.04.2017
The essence of officials:
The Russian Consulate in Ottawa
Mr. X, you have a problem – we lost your documents.
I: It’s your problem – because you lost them.
Documents are yours.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140306
 08.04.2017
Do you use foot pomegranates to remove bleaches on your hands? What made you laugh so much? The substances contained in the creams for the legs such as heparin or extracts of horse chestnut really contribute to the resorption of bluets, reduce pain and normalize blood flow...And if you learned that the cream from hemorrhoids is lubricated under the eyes from “bags”, would you be hysterical?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140305
 08.04.2017
It is said that Google has released vodka under its brand. Interestingly delicious or not?
yyy: with the taste of answers to all questions and a light shade of world power.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140304
 08.04.2017
<TopSpin>: Never turn on the whale from the youtuber! A gentle... pleasant... melodic... calming... relaxing... need a website? With WIX you can easily create it yourself.

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