Passing by "Coins" periodically I see expensive cars parked. The first thought is probably those who go with their package.

Question in the community: If the moon moves on Earth with huge masses of water, why do the cucumbers in the garden, which are 90% of it, not rise to the heavens or at least have a volatile mass on weights?
The answers:
1: You answered your question yourself.
Because gravitational interaction is the weakest of all known. The moon moves enormous masses of water precisely because they are enormous – enough water is accumulated for noticeable interaction. The weight of the cucumbers is too small for you to notice a change in its location or weight (not mass!) on weights - these changes are, but they are so small that our (at least household) appliances are not able to register it.
2: Imagine people rising up to heaven, who, for a moment, are also made up of water from 60 to 80% (depending on age).
"Why do people not fly?" (c)
And how evil it would be to fly with the cucumbers!
People are too spiritless to fly. The caterpillars were not wrong.
5: Indeed, the cucumbers are sinless!

On the phone in the notebook is an artistically processed (aka photographed) photo of my wife.

I visited my aunt one day and one day I saw my phone ringing on my desk. Her wife called, and her glamorous photo emerged. It was immediately activated:

What is it for the $B?

Oh yeah, you are your daughter.

In the morning I take the child to the kindergarten by a taxi, the kindergarten next door and goes out there and back 100 rubles always. Usually everything is okay, but today's taxi driver surprised me))) took a small, I sit in the car, he says: "You weren't 7 minutes, in our taxi the waiting time is 2 rubles per minute, but in other taxis this waiting would cost you 70 rubles, so let's be honest, give me 70 rubles. " And obviously, it’s not the first time he says so. I say, “No,” he squeezes, says, “why?” I: "I specifically ride this taxi because it is cheap, once you work in it, do you like it? Why didn’t you take a taxi that was more expensive?” He: "I am in this taxi all suits, we have a supplement for ordering 120 rubles, you should not wait and take a new order! You’re sorry, but I came in a taxi to make money, not just drive people! Next time don't get in the car with me, cancel the order" And all this in elevated tones, nervous that I'm so disrespectful))

Here we come, I leave.

"Just don't put me a bad rating in the app, I didn't deserve it! “He cried after me.

Exhausted, returned values are all shit. When abortion is done somewhere in the interior of a third-party library because of something that it did not like there, this is, I will tell you, hell. Especially when it rarely works and only in some client, and you do not reproduce. You don’t have a dump, nothing. If I don’t kill for that, then I don’t know why.

I work as an admin in a large company. Recently dropped an application (apparently urgently needed) to install the software:
PP "The Factory of Ideas"/Giving Access

Dear brother of mine!
Take care of me.
Access to the Factory of Ideas
Give me sooner.
In order to read ideas,
Contact the reverse.
The boss said strictly:
There is one way:
Do everything as I said,
Or I’ll leave it to work!
Dear friend of mine, Iris,
Even if you are not God,
Find out what the salt is:
Give me your login and password.
To be able to enter there
The boss is not angry.

I want to encourage the user :)

Interestingly, has anyone checked drivers who did not miss the "ambulances" for links with firms of ritual services?
by Dmitry Lavrenkov

The worst graduate of the law school of one of the American universities was hired as a lawyer for one of the country’s loudest cases. He received the largest non-refundable cash advance of all universe graduates in his entire history.
How could this happen?
Points for entering the university this comrade lacked and took it by mistake. Also, by mistake was deducted for failure not him, but another guy. He graduated and became a bachelor of law.
After countless attempts, he succeeded in passing the examination for the license of a lawyer. He then offered his services for more than a year, but has never been hired by anyone and has not participated in any court proceedings. and plunged. He settled in an ordinary firm and worked there as a simple clerk for 35 years.
At this point, the company collapsed and he was left unemployed. Here is that loud voice. He offered his services and they took it.
Why is?
We were looking for a defender with the best service list. And he wrote about himself: He obtained the license of a lawyer 35 years ago. Since then, he has not lost a case.

Listen to me, people. I swapped you on the exchange of 50- and 100-ruble bills, stole deposits at Sberbank, broke up to bankruptcy at the GCO in 1998, flooded the debts of oligarchs with budget money into crises, scattered oil trillions, joked “No money for you, and good mood for you!” Now I, my native state, want to offer you a no less tempting opportunity – and you can buy federal bonds.

Smells in the shop

Drilled...

Evaluate, we all say "Evaluate",

With a greeting,
Group of Yves Roche.

I’ll tell you more because I’m working with "20th Century Fox" in terms of writing scripts. They have an internal instruction that a maniac can’t be an African American, gay or transgender, and a woman, a villain, undergoes a very complicated procedure of coordination. It can also be white.

Record of a psychophaka student attending a real psychotherapy session of the teacher:
Citizen K., 35 years old I came with complaints of acute panic attacks and fear of death. By the end of the session, I realized that life was much worse. From a hysterical state to a state of quiet thoughtfulness."

I call from work to my wife, then the dialogue I (I), Z (wife):
I: - Today I will be delayed, at 18:30 meeting.
Q: Will you be at the meeting?
I: - No shit, I'll go to the disco, I'll come back in the morning and dressed.
Colleagues who heard this suggested that the dialogue should have been constructed differently:
I: - Today I will be late, at 18:30 I will go to the mistress.
Will you go to your mistress?
I: - No shit, to the meeting, I'll come back in the evening and sober.

and honey. Honey is not honey. The only type of honey that can be collected from it is the paddle, but it should definitely not smell a needle and have the taste of resin. The girl I asked about needle honey tried to convince me that it was blooming with large white flowers.

From the fool! To have an orgasm, you need an orgasm. To get an orgasm, you need the opportunity to experience pleasure from sex. When the stomach turns, like with diarrhea, there will be no pleasure in biting a woman with any figi.
Sports are pleasant, endorphins are also produced, the mood is there, a tide of strength. Try to declare to the person with a sick leg that he is a dull chicken, does not want to run on the sick leg a couple of kilometers or ballet dance, type, endorphins from the pleasure of foot activity will cure!

And about the sick head - this is generally a winged expression, because someone came up with it as if a man is dying from sorrow and complexes with the words of a woman "I just don't want"

News from Interfax:
"Niger asked Russia for support in the fight against terrorism"
Below is a picture of an elderly man.
The commentary:
I thought for a long time why Interfax was so unpolitically correct, and what an elderly African asked to help him deal with the terrorists. Then I realized what the country meant.

The FSB during a search of the human rights journalist found the KGB protocols of the search 30 years ago from her father, a Soviet dissident, and sentenced him to exile then the current head of the Supreme Court of the Russian Federation.

Other children were dressed as princes and all kinds of fairy characters, and only our Izza is the builder.
Yyy: The Jewish builder is also a fairy tale character ;)

>>zzz: It is true. And we remember those two good days for a year. Maybe you’ll come to us again in the summer?

Who are you sitting there?
Don’t be ashamed of the city, learn Russian.

XXX: Great job, for the second time in my life I see a cat swallow something by itself. For the first time in a multiplayer.