"Epithocytes and bpats! Many of you will not survive this night, but your name will live through the year!

So what about pushing these bags with hemoglobin speech? They don’t even have the nucleus left, only they can bring oxygen.
Leukocytes must be raised! The Leukocytes!

> What comes out on the shelves is mostly impossible to read. A free book, though stur and forgot, money was not spent on it, only time.

This once again brings us back to the concept of the Anal Crow, which holds the money to the author until the reader, who paid for the copy, gives the good. If the reader feels insulted by such a scripture, he can give a hint instead to transfer this money to the explosion on Mars of a huge wreck, at the bottom of which there will be an atmosphere (inb4 spectator-login), to the sewing of false legs to crabs or to the removal of varieties of eringe, which can parasitize on the borshchevsky, in short, for at least a remotely useful activity. Obviously, when the reader’s own greed ceases to be a factor in the decision making, he becomes more objective and leaves the affairist without money only when he really has a desire to deliberately kill the shit. Again, giving money is much easier when you realize that in the event of an obvious scam you have the right to POKARAT.

"I would have had a guy like you"
Here I was when I was young, naive and unable to say: "Vasili! Do you want me to go with you?", so I tried, hints. I would have such a guy. Just like you, Vasily. Ah! But Vasily freezes there in his "friendzone", he doesn’t understand the hints and everyone is waiting for something. Who is his fault?

23 February.
Co-workers give bands with a tank and a tank driver (not to be confused with the heroine of comics and the movie, unfortunately).
A neighbor in the office notices that I take a cup from the bike festival home and leave it at work. The dialogue.
Why Why? The same new.
Not to repeat in a year.
- Hm...thought (also leaves the tank on the desk)

You have three centers of the last century in your pocket, plus unlimited access to unimaginable amounts of information, and you, the cat, love cats!

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh. The key word is workers. Have you seen a lot of homosexuals in the machine? (Except for the Dolin of Our Rashah.)
They are all directors, artists, writers to be noted. Parades on the prospectus.

What is. What is. Have you really seen "they" only on the telecast? I disappointed. 100% of the gay people I know are forced to work, no one feeds for parades. Even a couple of programmers and Sisadmin are among acquaintances. Another accountant. I know very little about the workers in principle, but I am sure they will also be there.

In the skype chat there is a discussion of the movie about honey eaters - small but very bold and living African animals.

[12:25] Click [Baldur]: The serpent bit the Beji in the eye, Beji did not like it, but I would die.

You are people like that, right?

In advanced cases, they also complain “friend” about their new boyfriend, condemning “I’d have a guy like you.”

Are you normal there at all? What religion prevents at this time to get the tongue out of the pocket and ask"Let me be them"?"

Fucking people (it’s like going to a cafe, getting a count every time, and then going again. and be surprised! And the main thing is to hope that everything will be fine...the next time it will be.

In Baikal, instead of water, a solution of chlorhexidine is poured? Then you can’t drink it at all, even with boiling.

Where are your eyes, hell! The shuttler got angry, turning George and pointing to the river. It’s not too much, I could see".
" and George cried out, starting to think. But we can’t drink the river!
"Maybe, but you can drink in the throat well, followed the answer. I’ve been drinking it for 15 years.
George objected to the guard that his appearance could not serve as a promotion of river water and that he, George, preferred well.
We got some water in the cottage, located a little higher. I think that if we were to start investigating, it would prove that this water was taken directly from the river. But we didn’t try and everything was fine. What the eye does not see, the stomach does not feel.

I had a acquaintance - Lennochka - a cute, slim girl. Lenočka loved cooking, especially her blenders were delicious. Lenocha wrapped beautiful upheaved cofflets. Lenny was perfect. and unmarried. No, she went on dates, but usually on the second date the gentleman began to complain about employment, and they did not meet again. There were guys who didn’t hide that they just wanted sex. The linen of such sewing, because it insulted her, she has a soul, and blinkers, and cofflets.
We tried to explain to Lennochko what it is not worth saying when dating:
Where are you working? What is normally paid? And how much?
And I think that a real man is obliged to sustain the whole family. A normal man does not have to work.
I, by the way, before this date made a manicure for myself - 2 hours of time spent and 5 thousand, and you only brought me a rose for 150 rubles.
Lennochke is 40, and in her life she meets only CAZLE, and no normal man.

Oxyd sharpened the blades. Damn shit
moveton‣oxyd now a crumbled rod in the floor does not do a hole, but a slit?

D: Let’s go to the concert of the group "Crematorium"!
M is NO!
D : Why?
M: I don’t want to be in the crowd of non-young people who, however, will be younger than me.

I was driving to the sea somehow. The train, the car, the summer, a bunch of knockouts with children go to rest. I am on the top shelf, lying down, reading. And then I notice (in the evening it was, the appearance of itself) that in the placard opposite and diagonally on the upper shelf lies a thian and looks at me. He stares and even smiles cuddly. So I smiled. We began to look at each other and blink. I liked it, it was wine on her face. Half an hour later, I began to show her with gestures that when everyone is asleep, we will go to the tambour and sweat. She was not against. And when everyone fell asleep, I approached her and realized that I was flirting all night with one mattress, folded, and what I took for my face was a game of shadows. It was, and still remains, my loudest file and the most shocking success in my personal life (to break down on sex in half an hour, you don’t drop it from the first time to enter).

In the past, I became a computer genius because I knew where to look at the keyboard layout language on the password screen.



A delegation of important partners came to us, the entire headquarters sat down with them in a large negotiating room, and here Tony resorted:

Save me, everything is broken! Where to buy a new projector? Our old is broken! We connected it, the light bulb is burning, but it shows very bad! I see nothing!

Okay I say. Let us see.



I go into a conversation, say hello to important birds, remove the lid from the lens, say goodbye, go out. Behind the door I hear an admirable whisper.

But the homophobes and those who consider the word “feminist” defamatory are the same people?

Dan: If I’ve understood everything right, this year Hollywood promises us: a new Alien movie, a new Batman movie, a new Guardians of the Galaxy, a new Pirates of the Caribbean, a new Transformers, a new Force. and :(

Has anyone removed the horrors? :D

Watson tried it. But it was "Summer"

xxx: So glad that the program has been thinking without mistakes for a week...
YYY: And what then?
xxx: It turned out that the report of errors was broken :-((

by Baikalvod

Water can be drunk anywhere. Some only once.

A writer – a fantasy

Here is a real case. I published a book at EXMO. Sales statistics are such that at the end of the month I received as much as 550 (five hundred fifty) rubles.

It would be interesting to read the text of the EXMO agreement with you. And also sales statistics in the coming months.)