In the UK, sailors report a decision by the Navy leadership that put an end to an era in the history of the navy. Military on ships were prohibited from watching porn films and holding erotic magazines on board.
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“First they stopped giving us the daily portion of rom (this old tradition was abolished in 1970), then they cut the allowance for alcohol, and now pornography was banned,” a British Navy officer complained.

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So this is what he is, "backbone of the Royal Navy".

With Geektimes:

xxx: sterilized cream, for 2 years of standing in the safe they did not deteriorate in the microbiological sense but completely lost consumer qualities - the fat separated and the taste was unpleasant.

Why did you keep the cream in the safe for two years?

zzz: With a note for the robbers: “Congratulations, you removed the cream”

Ukrainian oligarch Firtash, who is also linked to many Russian business groups, has been detained in Austria at the request of Spain and will subsequently be extradited to the United States as part of a case initiated by companies from India. What an interesting life for a man.

I learned two things today.
1st The printer toner is very bad for drowning in water.
2nd Wiping out a worn toner in the toilet is a bad idea.

I read the book.
There two aunts went to the barber shop and, if you believe the author, came out of there in 40 minutes, painted and shaved.
The Lord! I love fantasy, but everything has a limit.
No one has abolished the laws of nature.

Good fools, they are their own everywhere.

Create a database for an organization. One of the fields meant gender. Well, we determined the internal structure - 1 - men, 2 - women. The feminist programmers were outraged, as it is, the man again ahead. Suggestion that the number 2 was no more in the name did not help. To change places, confusion will arise because we are already accustomed to the designation. The results were 1 for men and 0 for women. And the order was observed, and no one will confuse.

Hi baby! Is your dad at home?
I need to know who you are?
In what sense?
“If you’re from the tax office, then Daddy went to collect the bottles to feed us. If you are Jacob Moiseevich, to whom Daddy owes money, then Daddy was buried two days ago. And if you’re Mark Efimovich, who owes to his dad, he’s at home.

Tell me, to be sure, how to determine that this is propaganda of godless homosexuality? These are everywhere read lectures on the theme of the superiority of homo- over hetero-? Millions and billions of leaflets with texts describing the charms of homosexuality? Articles in every magazine that urge to urinate family heterosexual people? Flaming speeches with calls to join the movement in every kindergarten, school, institute? Forced homocysteine transfusions to healthy heterosexuals?
Help me to find out!

Enteo is a former drug addict with heroin-burned brains. Most Orthodox people start scratching their teeth from one mention of his name. This shit has done more to discredit the RPC than all the atheists combined.

Well, "what pop, such and coming" If Enteo is held in the ranks of the pastures, does somebody need it?

> I will add <

If Gogol Were Writing Today

and Bobchinsky. I ask you to be humble, as you go to St. Petersburg, tell all the great men there: to the senators and admirals, that here, your glory, Peter Ivanovich Bobchinsky lives in such a city. So and say: Peter Ivanovich Bobchinsky lives... Well, if so and the ruler will have to, then tell the ruler that, say, your imperial majesty, in such a city Peter Ivanovich Bobchinsky lives. He is gay!! to

And a vegan!

I am a writer (earn this for a lifetime, because you can’t write a good book in your free time from work; once, maybe, and it will, systematically not. It has been checked several times). Here is a real case. I published a book at EXMO. Sales statistics are such that at the end of the month I received as much as 550 (five hundred fifty) rubles. The number of downloads on a single tracker is over 20,000. Tell me, on what ice should I write for you?
and
First, you're a heroic writer because you don't read what you've written, and you end up having a bunch of mistakes in five lines. Secondly, you are a heroic writer, because none of those who downloaded your book wanted to have it on paper. Third, good books are written for the sake of ideas, and heroic books, like yours, for the sake of money.

rrr: Vapav piapoir talopr ilvringi m5ngy sapi
vvv: remove the cat from the keyboard
It is vodka.

At the end of the school year, I decided that all the primary class in which my son is studying, to go on a tour. Several options were offered from the museum to a visit to the circus. So the students chose an excursion to the police, about which there was no mention at all. They respect the work of the police.

The father says that with Trump it is not clear yet whether he is good for Russia or not.

You need to give a man at least 17 years to be in power to make conclusions.

Anthropologist L.S. Klein on the “propaganda of homosexuality” in society and on television:
If a program is just going to promote homosexual relationships, it will just drop the rating and it will go out of the game. In addition, supporters of prohibitions clearly overestimate the contagion of homosexuality. Any sexual orientation is not contagious. How many years has common sex been widely promoted in all the media, and homosexuals remain with their own. On the dances and songs of Boris Moiseev, the axle is just the heterosexual audience (at the same time, nobody wants to join him), and to many homosexuals it seems disgusting: they also draw to pronounced male qualities. Who can it infect?"

Neurologist D. Swab
In my opinion, banning “propaganda of homosexuality” is roughly the same as banning propaganda of brown eyes or high heights.

Now I understand where so many stories about Freud come from. It turns out, in the heads of modern winnows unambiguously lived the theses "she does not make it clear that intima will not be" and "she recently started dating with another guy and now discusses with me the relationship with this guy, as with a girlfriend".

Commentary on the book "Training Memory and Intelligence by Sherlock Holmes"

Scorpion and cocaine are attached to the paper version if you prove the possession of Barits.)

xxx: I walk the street from work, dirty, I am dressed in a working clothes, apparently ordinary such a worker. On the left of me is the passing part and on the side is the expensive SUV Infiniti QX56, all in the dirt, next to the car is his owner, in a expensive nork hat and a fur coat. When he saw me, he spoke to me with a dry and dissatisfied voice, “Man, can you help?” Well, what little help a man needs, I thought, approached, and he said to me, “Will you not open the trunk?” and pointed to the dirty pen of the rear door, expressing the reluctance to marry his hands on it.

Do not confuse equal rights and equal conditions of comfort. No one will provide you with the second, even if you turn away. This is life, someone is lucky, someone is not very lucky. I have a non-traditional heterosexual orientation: I like thick defks, and not a little, but so that you get bad. And you know what? No one has violated my rights, no one has decided in at least 30 years. But that doesn’t mean that I’m comfortable hitting through every three lines on your fe-hide-fat-flaches and other stools that you’re rolling out with the appearance of the unmistakable truth in the last instance, with the appearance of the only point of view that can be in the world at all.