A Question for Girls:
So for me (I am a man) the girl depicted in the picture with puppets is quite romantic (well, all that), and do women like such male faces as depicted in the picture?

YYY: I did a survey. What else to do at work?
The subjects admitted that appearance may not play any role if
"There is no man’s cheek!"
As such can act:

Horses on the cheeks (two voices)
- "Bad Look" (nine years ago)
The Voice (Thirteen Years) ) ;
- beautiful oppa ( seven votes )
Skill and ability to dance (8 years) ) ;
Tears when viewing the Titanic.
Lovely cattle (4 years)
A single grandmother!) ;
- reading poetry of the silver age (one );
Unusual – sense of humor (one aunt – I)
I don’t even know what exactly... (all fifteen).
Smart and sensitive (all fifteen)

In general, if you can crack nuts, have curly hair, have a magnetic look and a charming low voice, love poems and dance, and, of course, have a "chick" - congratulations! You are the average ideal man of dreams. Appear to the people, miracle!
Added one more:

We sit in several departments in one open space. The head of the neighboring department since mid-January has been looking for a man for the place released. For a couple of weeks, he acted as a canonical sexist of feminist horrors, discussed with all the subversionists that candidates who do tasks well, completely unsuspecting, he will not take such in life to work, because the husband for the tone must work with beautiful and sexy... And it would be nothing, but this Monday a boy went to work. The subversions of the female part of the collective on the topic of the inflatability of the boy offend him terribly for some reason.

Shower thought: the cosplay of three inquisiteurs can go to absolutely any festival

No, men’s salad is cold peelings with mayonnaise. Individual gourmets can add green onions there.

My name is like everyone else! Alexis is a lot. I want another!
A: What is what?
X: Like the Vikings type, nickname or name.... I am in battle!!! to
A to silk?

xxx: Blade, as symbolically...I took out of the house not the stump that I had already stumbled...
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Well, I have a package of these stickers for strength, vitamins, and so on. And I greatly randomly pulled out a weight-loss with a laxative effect.
XXX: I’ve done it all.
The day will be a fairy tale.

> some Ralph Fiennes, widely known in narrow circles for the role of Wall de Mort.

Oh yeah Here and lived Reef Feins (this is how his name is read) to the titles "some" and "performer of the role of Vol de Mort". Look at the "Schindler's List"

If you catch the bars, then you are the devil.

The BOBs are expressing a strong protest!!! to

I know, of course, that Google machine translation is not perfect. But the little phrase from the product name on one Chinese website brought me into a stupor: in-ear headphones inserted in the back of the head sports run.
I have long thought about the Chinese anatomy.

The encyclopedians were overwhelmed. "Any cook can install a screw". Many start to panic that the computer does not work, I go into the office and say "Documents remove from the keyboard" and you know what a popular answer: "I have no documents on the keyboard".
I send a repeat request "Documents remove from the keyboard" and then a miracle happens: "And, the documents lie on the keyboard"

>>zzz: Sex is when the need for teenage is satisfied by a woman.

A woman’s hand is asked when she is tired.

“Look, I bought a waterproof watch, 50 meters hold.
Why do you need a waterproof watch?
Suddenly I will fall under the rain.
Under 50 meters?

Stx: My kids burned out yesterday.
We went out, we stood near the entrance.
and there on a sidewalk two non-riding riddans - kopecks (vaz 2101)
The younger (3 years) carefully examines the rusted bumper, the wheels dropped
And he says: "Papa, look at me. The car was broken"
and the oldest (5 years old): "he was not broken. This is Gigi!and "

Are you working again?
I want to be rich.
Does it happen?
and almost. But my tired roses have ceased to recognize.

I have a colleague, a nice and kind man. Because of the circumstances, we always come to the office first. A wonderful Monday morning. We are alone. I’m in the headphones, trying to work, and the ugly keyboard is constantly stuck. I can't stand such arbitrariness on her part, I begin to scream: "Why do you, she, don't work, I'm working here in the morning, and you don't!!", I break the headphones, I raise my eyes, a colleague, pressing a sandwich, looks at me frightened and sneezing, so complaining: "I eat"...

The Ugadi Weather
I look out the window, there is a butterfly. True, beautiful, "snow turns, snow flies" I open the window, and there is a drop! Drops of drums, streams of journals, cars on the fields are cut.
Neither give nor take, again in the matrix video and sound were synchronized.

In 2006 I went to Turkey with my parents. I was young, 13 years old. In three days I gathered a small company of peers in a hotel from different countries. So we gathered somewhere in the morning to chew. A boy stands next to the pool. Let’s think we’ll take him into the company too. I approach him as the most blatant:

Hello to you! The Russian?

He moves his head. “No”

The English?

He moves his head. “No”

The French?

“No”

The Doyle?

“No”

Fuck, who are you?

- Belarusian

Weapons in the Metro

Salt olive in the subway is also not forbidden, but I have never seen anything like that.
"Bla, as the hunting of olive is straight to swallow, I will not reach my station".

They split up when she decided not to communicate with me, but only to sit on my neck and grab my brain. What did I do wrong? Or am I the only one?

Do you seriously expect five lines of your post to tell you exactly what you did wrong "? And that your conflict with your already hated ex-wife (a great indicator) will crumble in your favor only because you complained here? We would also learn a lot about you, be sure.

Only when the funeral will be carried out at the expense of the treating doctor, medicine will really become - paid.