Firefighter Sasha evacuated a man from a burning apartment. A man fell on the street, a mess!! Deciding to check the pupils of the man, Sasha pushed his eyelids. Sasha's eye fell on the palm.The eye turned out to be artificial.Sasha's hysteria is natural.

What does the holy prostate mean?
Yyy: This is when you write, and around your head are stars in the shape of a nymph.

My daughter, fourth grade Masha, was brought to tears at school. She should write to her dad as if he was at war. He fought, and even was killed. Masha can’t imagine I’m going to be killed. But the Ministry of Education wants Masha in the fourth grade to learn to write to her father on the front. In any case. The cases are different, one of the parents writes.

Tagged neighbors

Neighbors beat their son on any occasion: for bad assessments, worn-out clothes, for being rude, and so on. Now the neighbors are old, the son grows up and beats them. Also in any case. These strange people are upset!

They intended to infuse respect, that is to say, to perpetuate it so that the fear of them would remain with him for the rest of his life, including old age. Many count on that. And, in fact, they are divided, because the stronger the fear, the more angry they are then scratching out.

Oh, the beginner generation, not understanding the value of a girl who can entertain herself.
Inexpensively rushing out of his bowl

Early spring this year. Governors are blinking in the eyes.

The Day of Diplomacy, or the Mouth of a Baby

I live in a relatively new multi-level house. All the neighbors are mostly poor and intelligent people, everyone knows each other, greeting each other, smiling, and so on. Everything is clean and gentle, you get used to the good quickly. But for some time over my apartment, a neighbor handed over an apartment to people from the Caucasus. Although I live my whole life in the southern city in the lowlands of the Volga, but I have never learned to distinguish them, in a word - from the mountains.
According to my sound estimates, there are 2 families with children living there, bragging, mocking, celebrating, and so on, sometimes until two nights at the top of the engine and eternal dismantling. Shortly received already.
Life taught me several times (and very unpleasantly), so I somehow restrained myself, because after 5 years of service in the Air Force and more than 20 years in the police (now retired) the plank fell at my head instantly, crumbled into all the heavy, for which I myself scratched (then), the bosses were not even weary (fooled), and as far as possible scratched the "not a bad employee", and so I endured these scratches, sought opportunities to cut them somehow under the law.
They began systematic Saturday drinks with dances, exits to smoke in the entrance, the bazar, the whistle, the roar...
Well I could not withstand somehow and the hour at 2 at night went up, several times called the phone, came out bitter age 40-45. I said – not good, problems will be created, and all this is correct, without threats, without mentices – type diplomatic.
He says to me, “We are all neighbors, let’s finish.” Well, slowly they actually finished, calmed down.
And so every Saturday. And I go and diplomatically reassure them.
I have to say that after the divorce my son lives with the ex. He comes to me on Friday and we work together on the weekend. The son is 16 years old (I am 48), he is somewhere 180 in height, but looks like an unformed calf or a camel, thin, lively, with good gray-blue eyes. Year 2 is engaged in handball fighting, but not a champion (maybe not).
All these "mountain holidays" took place in his presence. He kept silent, but when discussing, he whispered and said: Yes! Not well! I have to do it!
Here is the issue of diplomacy.
On another Saturday, according to the tradition, about an hour at night went to calm down. But!! Together with the “neighbor-hort” they spit out two other black devils and said, “What do you want? and!! You can’t see people resting.“And all this with a clear rush, said, went off from here. I feel the plank falls, it darkened in my eyes... But life is an experience, the next ass in old age is not hunting. I went down to myself, I think the ments will call, and there is a bell at the door. What do I think about business? I am trembling of adrenaline and outrage. The son also came out of his room, silently watching my body movements. We open - these traits stand and say the outdoors of the shit (this is the type of I) to talk hope. I go out and I already know that the plank has fallen, that all, the next flight is shining for me, and I did not notice that my son also came out after me.
They began by saying, “What are you hoping? A!"Only I was about to open my mouth and here because of me on my side a juicy, shaking blow to the jaw of the bullshit. Simple and clear. The hell lay down in a modest way. I on the autopilot (already set up) jumped from the soul to the "neighbor-hill", also lay without sound, and the son with a straight leg in the stomach of the third. He went into the neighboring door. I wanted to get by inertia already, but our neighbors on the site flew out - climbed, said it was not necessary (were probably behind the door) intelligents bl.... One of the neighbors, a doctor, moved these, licked on the cheeks, as if they moved, stood, whispered something, but slipped to themselves on the stairs...
So, all my trouble with diplomacy and the theory of peaceful settlement of relations with the mountaineers (read - with Chur...my) resolved in 5 seconds with the submission of a simple boy, whose diplomacy in their courtyard world begins and ends this way. The blacks traveled quietly day after day through the entire camp, so far without consequences. The son now no longer blaspheme, I speak like an adult, although he has not changed in behavior, the same body-camelion.

Today at the transit of the metro station Belorusskaya was held a meeting of graduates who bought diplomas here 5 years ago.

Radiculite, he is like a traitor, a fool, shooting in the back.

Google Voice on its mobile phone on its own
Max: And he said he did not find Nihua.
Max: but fucking I was not looking.

At work for a long time, they have been cheering with directors, then they get to court, then they die, then the higher forces, on their incomprehensible simple mortal considerations, remove one, put another... The lines of difference in nominations do not have time to see any. As soon as the next bow of fate appears on the threshold, the continuous twists of a new methle immediately begin, for some reason everyone has the same pain. Somehow not before the wretched work of poor newly appointed directors, each immediately, enthusiastically wrapping his sleeves, rushes to put order in the store.
Davecha appeared another on the new one - we did not breathe frozen in waiting. In the department came the first order of the next chief... to strengthen discipline and strict punishments for violation of that. by Dejavu. "And again the fool" - condemned to breathe down.

My length - My length

> Someone, explain how from the normal word "length", could be born this miracle-judo - "long". How did the authors of this “shadew” think, what they were guided by adding an excessive letter, what rules of spelling their half-empty head remembered... And why only the length suffered, why none of them wrote “width”, what is the discrimination of a good word?

Because the quotation will be over the length, if you fully tell what is equal to the length. And it will be WITH WITH WITH WITH WITH WITH WITH WITH WITH WITH WITH. One is to be confused with, the other is to be confused with.

XXX: and the option "out of the window looking" is not at all in fashion today?
XXX: for the current weather
XXX: bgg... thought that in relation to Peter the phrase "current weather" is quite self-sufficient

Why buy 1984? Yes, if you do not read books in the soft cover of everyone's eyes, then the hipsters will be excluded.

The Ice People

The battle:

Do you want ice cream?
I want ordinary...

My father worked at the bus station and told me a funny story. The bus station is asked for electricity from the railway station which is nearby and therefore it is as logical as well or lazy / expensive it was a new branch to pull and all kinds of permissions to receive, but this is not the point. Their boss (bus station) decided to turn all the lighting of the station into LEDs, straight to everything and everywhere, spent not so poorly, but everywhere changed. There is not a month, a commission from the railway station rushes to them with claims that "you steal the light from us!“The boss is confused, but let them see what you need to check. And as a result, it turned out, after replacing all the lighting, the bus began to save almost 2.5 times the electricity, which, of course, the suppliers (the station) noticed, and they did not think of anything better than the idea that the energy is stolen by connecting as if bypassing.

by Dalekkolidothalina

"long shirt" is not correct. You need to write "long trousers".
Terre, the unknown brother!

I have one grandfather, a cousin or a trio. Brother of my deceased grandfather. He lives in a village near Omsk. Paul is called. Coming home in the morning, my wife meets a horse. Where have you been all night, cattle? Yes, with Peter, the brother, the bathtub was melted, the same night they drank, and whatever was taken away, Peter remained while he was trembling - he replies.

Paul's wife put it, and she went out on the fresh snow, on the tracks and straight to the local widow who lives nearby.

He was famous then, but nothing, they live together to this day.

About the ice cream girls. In my humble opinion, the indignant debboun is wrong. If you are ignored, it is not difficult to understand the hint. I have a friend, maybe a year three will not understand. Silence for six months - and again the attack - phone, Skype, contact. I even find it strange to talk to him after so many years...freezing. So persistence here is not a plus (all good and cats

The xxx:
No one wants to go to the theater on February 15th.

In the Commissioner

5:30 am, about life, about death, about love

YYYY :
500 for three performances.

The xxx:
I don’t even know how to answer.)

and ZZZ:
6 shows, but the show "o" must be watched three times