“Daddy, in school they say you’re doing something...al in my upbringing.

I suspect that some of your children appeared only because you are afraid of any means of protection and do not know how to use them.
−− and
Applause to stand! I will take note ))

Why do women have trousers and men have cowards?
It depends on filling. A bag and a bag :)

> Citizen Zhukov, can you explain the motives of your video?

I am a graffiti and a dumb man. I am fascinated by the sounds of my own voice.

One of the not the most cynical, but cynical things I’ve seen: the eco-friendly oil for lubricating the gasoline chain.

Have you ever seen a dog’s leg tattoo on a prostitute’s hip?
Unconscious people look, but are unable to understand anything, just an ordinary tattoo. It is a purely demonic sign.
Yyy: I and the prostitutes have never seen it (

I have been interested in this question for a long time.
If sanctified heavy water is used in the reactor to produce arms plutonium, will the sanctity of the atomic bomb for the Crusade pass to plutonium and thus make the bomb Orthodox?

Aaa: Thanks to Disney, I have every chance to live up to Star Wars 20.
Star Wars 20: The Last Jedi, this time honestly.

bbb: And yes, they will have to switch to the Arabic numbers on the posters for the thirteenth film, because Star Wars XXX may be understood a bit wrong.

When the Force Awakens came out, I wrote a joke about how the empire went stupid by hiring a second-time designer of the Death Star.
And here comes the exaggeration-1 in which it is detailed that the designer worked against his will and deliberately wiped out everything, then he was killed, then his boss was killed and nobody knows about anything. Maybe it is not accidental.
I suspect in the next part will tell about how by negligence the big boss did not understand and took the old drawings.

XX: What is there and how?
Trombosis in the leg. Afternoon check-up after the injection.
I always knew he was a cyborg :)
Why a cyborg?
xxx: And you saw how he looks at people :) I need to check - maybe there is a new firmware, some new capabilities added :)
Zzz : Yes. Sometimes there is such. And the bag when it comes to the refrigerator hangs and does not stop until everything is eaten.)))
xxx: This vulnerability has already been remedied in the latest updates. Someone actually invented a coat. That is, he still approaches the refrigerator, opens it and despite the fact that there is plenty of food, declares "nothing to wear" and leaves.
Why “to wear” and not “to eat” is also unclear.
XXX: I think there was another bug.

My life immediately turned dramatic – first I was called Tania, and then I dropped a ball into the river.

<xxx>I am troubled by the question: What do those who instead of "Glory to God!" say "Glory to the eggs" believe?
<yyy>I don’t know, they’re definitely not creationists.

Comments on the article "CIA user guide on remote surveillance of Samsung TVs" posted on Hicks:
Sometimes you watch TV and sometimes the TV is watching you.

by hdfan2:
Excellent style of management. It is called “mushroom management” – “management of mushrooms”. Employees should be managed like mushrooms - kept in the dark and watered more often. Do not forget to cut off those who are too old.

xxx: The younger sister brought a note in the school diary —
"He reproduced on the lesson “Dog valse” with slugs".
and blue! The dog valse. The monkeys.
After the wild rust, I had only two questions: WHY and WHY?! to
It turns out, loudly sneezing the nose on the motif of "Dog valse" x))

xxx: Do you think that Samson’s hair and Achilles’ heels are Bagi or Fichi?
YYY: As far as I know, I am not a programmer.
XX: Yes, I’m just asking, your opinion, so to say.
yyy: Well, from a legal point of view, regardless of whether the mentioned features were defects or not, in both cases they were known in advance and stipulated, and therefore they can no longer be the basis for the claim, so that is, in some way, a small font in the service contract.

xxx: I went to relatives in the village, I go on the street to the store, here I meet a man, age so under 30, and suddenly sits on the ropes, opens his arms and says: "Brother, Fuck!"" Here a white goose runs out of the yard and straight to him in his arms.

People who get up early don’t always work.

A fictitious marriage.
The life of an emigrant is interesting, the situations are different, about one such - my bike.
Not everyone is able to become a legal immigrant, the process is long and expensive. Some get a residence permit through an employer, some by changing family status, family reunification or marriage.
However, not everyone succeeds.
Then other manoeuvres go on, such as a fictitious marriage.
Either you yourself or your immigration lawyer( dear pleasure these lawyers!) You find a citizen of the country of the opposite sex, for some pay agreed to play the role of the local Romeo, who met his foreign Juliet.
This is my story about this situation.
A young woman after a couple of years of living in a foreign country decided to legalize herself. She had money, worked a lot and hard, took a pack of dollars and flew to the office of an experienced lawyer.
There she was quickly offered many ways, the most reliable seemed to be the way of fictional marriage.
The bridegroom was ready, the task was given to him with a promise to pay the balance at the end of the trial.
And, having suffered a paper stroke, lazy state employees don’t like to rush, but the lawyer knew his case, supportive federal prosecutors knowing, they have already interviewed, several times and separately.
The case came to a final interview, where they were invited together and where a couple of senior officials were preparing for a cross-interrogation to reveal the truth of their feelings and intentions. Serious test under oath. There were failures, ending with expulsion from the country and serious consequences for the citizen.
The pre-flight instruction the day before in the office of the lawyer only strengthened the mandr...
Remember many small details, do not rush with answers, answer in case, briefly, yes, no, do not volunteer with information.
The nerves of the couple were at the limit, stress was clearly expressed on their faces.
Therefore, the lawyer tried to relax them - a cup of coffee, the chances of luck above the average, all pass.
It didn’t help, I was nervous.
Collapse, thought the lawyer, will fail, time for radical decisions.
“And I’ll also advise you to have sex, preferably with each other, to better study habits and features, this can be a decisive factor for the interview!”
At the same time and relaxed, thought of herself a wise adviser.
People they were responsible, focused on success and disciplined - it should be so.
They were also young and not ugly, from the same country, speaking the same language, with a similar mentality.
The hotel was removed, not far from the immigration office.
This is where the most important part of the preparation for the interrogation took place.
The people were conscientious and healthy, did not sleep all night and prepared, prepared, prepared, until they were almost late to the meeting, dressed in second legs and trying to squeeze the strawberries on their necks.
In front of the two investigators appeared a couple, with all their appearance and smell proving the authenticity of the deep intimacy of applicants.
Fresh fuck look, fresh looking, thought chino...
At one point, he signed his opinion on the authenticity of his intentions.
It should be noted that a happy couple decided to go to their hotel on a familiar road - to walk, taking champagne and strawberries along the way.
What about the money promised to the public?
How mercantile you are, brothers!
After receiving the documents, they made an advance and balance and went on a wedding trip.
For 20 years, they have been in this fictional marriage.
According to rumors, they are happy, but continue to persistently prepare for interviews.
It became a password for them in the family - will we prepare for an interview?
Conspiracy – so that children do not understand.
Unknown are your ways.
Good interview to you!

The Buddha goes with his students along the way. He sees a pit, a wool in it, a peasant tries to pull it out, but he lacks strength. The Buddha sneezed to the students, and they quickly helped to pull the animal out. They go on, again the pit, in it the wool, on the edge sits a peasant and bitterly cries. The Buddha passed by without noticing. The students ask him:
“Master, why didn’t you want to help this farmer?
Helping to cry?