xxx: I take a spermogram, collect tests in the hospital, go to the office for masturbation, on the screen of porn, which I have already seen 10 times, finish.
YYY: got up with the machine? xd

Night of Memories

Children have had coffee in kindergartens.
to give? Up to five years is considered harmful, but
We didn’t get six. Cacao was given.
Hot chocolate was given. Coffee was not given.
1980 to 1985.

They gave (and now give) barley drink or cigarrillo. Why you can't call things by their names, for me and now a mystery, but in the menu this drink was counted like coffee.

News from the parallel world:

"Forces have exposed a gang of suppliers of debil laws."

The phrase "Yes, he has a landscape and a half on his site" has never been as relevant as on a site doing landwork.

Nike has officially confirmed that the shoes from the movie "Back to the Future" will go on sale on October 21.

This model will have an automatic wiring system.

A conversation about a very annoying girl from the company:
- So the shit there, apparently, like the doors in Sheremetyevo. They come and they open themselves.

Very educational.

Still, by the way, a good example of the breadth of thought in this regard is the Matrix of the Wachowski brothers (or how to correctly name two brothers, one of which is now a sister, definitely needs a special term).

"Siblings" This is called the children of one parent, regardless of the shape of the genitals of the first.

The shortest story: I cuddled and went to the labour market.

Rosemary is reporting.
The subsidiary Monokrystal has grown a unique crystal of synthetic sapphire.
Weight of 300 kg.

Our nanotechnologies are the largest nanotechnologies in the world!

An argonavt separates a penis while looking for food, and that in turn swims on an autopilot and looks for a female! How comfortable and work and immediately relax.or while at work you are prepared for a rest for the evening. What is more interesting is that it lives in the Japanese Sea. So maybe not the Japanese are so perverted, but just a place like that.

Email by SMS:
He: What was the point of blocking the CC?
That’s not to write to me, logically?
He said, “Are you embarrassed by my writing?”
She: Usually, as a result of your writing, I find myself with you.

She bought herself cowards, the valuable man glued her husband to the shirt... sad, says the expensive shirt bought )))

... a wall of concrete with a height of 3 meters, a length of 20 meters and a weight of 3 tons. How do you get rid of it without any tools and tools?
At its thickness, the wind has long gone...

Interesting fact: cats are the only animals that domesticated on their own initiative and live with people on their own terms.

Interesting facts :
If you woke up healthy this morning, you are happier than a million people who won’t survive the next week.
If you have food, clothes and clothes, a roof over your head and a bed, you are richer than 75% of the world’s people.
If you are reading this, you are not one of the 2 billion people who can’t read.
Maybe it’s not so bad in your life?

How long have children been given coffee? Up to five years is considered harmful, but we were not given six. Cacao was given, hot chocolate was given. Coffee was not given. 1980 to 1985.

The Cyclone Zoo! (In the same years)

mmx_166: In an interesting time we live: the screen of the phone 5" is a little, subsistence minimum. Pizza is delivered on quadricopters. The cars drive and park themselves. To buy a powerful multi-core smartphone, it is enough not to smoke for a month. The device in its appearance does not differ from the dashboard (iPad) without a single wire works and gives access to any open information of mankind. Instead, people are really watching for cats and cats on the internet, but still...
The clock that needs to be charged every day, the headphone for the phone in the form of a phone...
I sit, read on the forum, which firmware is best suited to my...
The lighthouse!! Light with one button and it is browsed through the programmer! about the times and the morals)))

Cats have one property, and I admire them. Cats do not admit guilt, they are not embarrassed. at all! A cat will do a foolish thing - you won't say it about him. The dog turns the lamp and immediately sees who is to blame. Cats are not such, cats do not admit guilt. The cat goes to the next class.
What, what what? I am a cat, I am a cat. Something is broken, ask the dog.

Boy and Girl:
Q: Do you have a five-year plan?
D: not
D: I don’t even have plans for tomorrow.
Q: If there are no plans for tomorrow, can we meet?

For some people, the worldview and the universe are so small that they fit between their legs.
Joseph of Egypt