What is it like to be a web programmer?

Here’s what I answered a familiar to this question:
Imagine that you washed the floor of the shabby, and because of this the ceiling became blue. I washed again, the ceiling changed color to red. Things don’t seem to be related, but it’s exactly how it happens. And here you are trying to use different detergents and sweaters, pick up so that the color changed, well, or at least changed but not very much. A friend advises to use a vacuum cleaner, she says she has been using it for a long time and she likes it. You struggle for 2 days trying to connect the vacuum cleaner to the network, a day trying to turn it on, but when you turn on all the windows broke and you curse your friend with the vacuum cleaner and swear never to use it again. After the method of scientific tick, you understand that if you use a 1.4 meter long swab without a detergent, the ceiling does not change the color. And here you successfully wash the floor in your home for a month, but then you move to a new apartment, do everything exactly the same but the ceiling changes color again. And you’re drunk trying to pick up the right swab..."

XX: We have "Maximum" sold with a packed trunk. of 37 thousand.
People put cottages on the roofs. Neighbors are very encouraged not to climb the gardens.
I love Russia and its people.
ZZZ: Is it real to break up?
My husband checked, he said no. and :(

A girlfriend, wishing that the daughter would match the intellectual potential of the parents, enrolled the baby in the chess section. A couple of months later, Svetlana, herself playing good chess, decided to play with her daughter - to check her training in the section. The game went intense, tense and even beautiful. And here, to the surprise and joy of her mother, there was an extremely dangerous situation for her on the chess board. The level and height of emotional tension have reached their peak. The daughter raised her radiant eyes on her mother and said, “Well, Mommy, give up! You are a pirate! When the mother attempted to find out where the daughter had such chess knowledge, she replied, without being confused: "And the uncle-teacher said that when such a situation arises on the board, it is necessary to say "mat".

Xxx: I found an offgenic property here on the phone. If you view a page in the browser and turn the screen with a gyroscope from a vertical position to a horizontal position, and then back to a vertical position, the page itself wraps some distance back.
Xxx: I was interested in this and I calculated that regardless of the size of the page and its content it is overwhelmed by 12.654%
Xxx: Oh, Roman Alekseevich, it wasn’t me who wanted to write to you, but to Grishko.
Yyy: Volodya, it is very exciting! I even stopped looking for answers to your diploma question! Continue in the same spirit!

Now the summary is brief: three ribs and knee are broken, the face is broken - the nose is blurred, the eye is lost, an antitubic drug is overdosed (according to rumors), buttocks are burned. They were long and thoroughly.
The doghunter remember. Your dog is more sorry than someone else’s child.
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Hunting dogs in the city on a free walk without a sling and a guide - a violation of the rules of walking.
For the infliction of heavy bodily offences by a group of persons - up to ten years.
If he recognizes.
Remember, the Criminal Code is one for all.

Knowledge, and what to make delicious foods for the march-throwing of rainbow rabbits?



There is a good short film on YouTube about an uncle organizing mass racing on the rainbow for the marginals. He takes in the store a slice, vegetables, minerals, gets from the trunk 0.7 from under vodka with methanol, an old mobile phone bought on the bar, shakes out the wallet, leaving only a little bit and leaves at night. Sooner or later, in some courtyard, the guys come up, ask something neutral, but as a result, as always, bread the patchwork into a buckle, snack and snack, leaving in memory a few bruises and / or fractures... Without suspecting that methanol is little different from burned vodka, and the lethal dose for a 70-kg person is about 30 grams.

I am personally stunned by one of the comments of the "defenders" of the hypothesis:
What if they give my mother this vodka?

We have a different situation at home with socks.
There are a couple of clean whole green socks. Theoretically, the size will suit both me and my husband. But they are not mine. Not the husband. So I put them in a box with his socks, and then find them in a box with mine. No one wears them, but no one raises his hand to throw them out. They found their eternal home.

Advertising in the eyes:
Tour to Phuket 15 days from 28500 rubles, The cost includes: direct flight back, airport-hotel-airport transfers, hotel accommodation, medical insurance. andquot;
I flew tomorrow from Krasnoyarsk to Khabarovsk for 15 days for 48,500 rubles, where the cost includes only a flight there and back and, probably, chicken or fish for dinner in the plane, twice...
Fly Aeroflot aircraft through Russia, gentlemen!

I now watched a collection of chess debuts (variants of the beginning of the games), there was, among other things, the Sicilian Defense (Chelyabinsk version) " immediately appeared - in response to the sudden move of the horse, under the table comes an iron pudding pudding...
:D

by Diary
I tried to get into the Marvel universe. Even at the stage of viewing the album with pictures and descriptions of characters dropped this case and left naked. My level of development does not allow you to bite into all these prequels, quadriquels, spinoffs and rebuts against the background of the total sushi of absolutely all the characters and the wild rush in the graph.
Never encountered the universe, under a curtain filled exclusively with suckers, competing with each other in such sports as throwing skyscrapers in a hundred meters, fast drunk each other in the past and flying into space in latex trousers above the pants.
I thought I was fucking...

I read #dogkosrach and sincerely admire it. I’ve been sitting on dog forums for over 12 years, because I’m bingo! I have dogs. And the bingo! We regularly discuss the herds, feeders and methods of combating them. Yes fucking, my dogs with stamps, chips and vaccines. We are all just for taxes and testing people who want to buy a puppy. But this song is a bunch of years, and now there is a walk out with a shocker to protect ourselves and our dogs from cute dogs. But to read all this on a humorous resource... who wrote about boredom there? Let the hand squeeze.

I want to see a good movie with my girlfriend. Can anyone advise a good girl?

You joke with your dogs!

The quote is not short. Just fucked up.

xxx: Culture of the film "Sitting" - "Sitting - 2"

for example, add to the utility payments the point of payment of the district shelter of homeless animals, and the grandmothers of the gods who feed the dogs of the homeless, themselves and will poison them and do not pay for the shob.

Summer, summer and the weekend. It is time for noon, the look falls on the doorstep, it is time to go through the Bulgarian, remove the old paint, and cover with new. I take the case, the Bulgarian whisper, the case is disputed. To the neighbors guests came, sit, talk, on "psetgram" seduce. I take a break, come in guests, pour, eat, quickly leave with the words - I need to further brush. Dinner... The Bulgarian whispers, the door is almost cleaned, and here I see a neighbor with a guest, the guest actively points to me with the finger and screams something. I turn off the Bulgarian, I raise my head - what is it? to interfere? The neighbor - no, you do not bother, just he sees a woman with a Bulgarian for the first time, says that you are like a female Yeti, everyone has heard about her, but no one has seen. Dinner... This is what I am, it turns out, the female Yeti, with the Bulgarian.)

Immediately called the bank, wanted a virtual card, the girl polently asked to wait, but apparently forgot to turn off the microphone... Further I hear: "Where to click here next, bl@dz"

He wrote to me, then stopped.
Well, yes, and if you write yourself, then a meteorite will fall to the ground, so it’s better not to.

Socks and washing machines

When I was a student, I met a fellow student: he lived in a shelter, I - with my parents.
We at the time had a half-automatic washing machine (at that time a very good thing) that washed and pressed, but the water had to be poured.

My friend of heart was wearing my underwear and clothes in the laundry, I was not stressed, washing my beloved person is a manifestation of care. Then it turned out that he blurred the intrigue with another classmate, who lived in the same community and chose her, because with me he lacked the drive.
Unilaterally, I decided that we were friends "and pulled with a backpack of dirty underwear. Very surprised that he was told "let your new love and wipes now". Driving was provided - washing your socks, trousers and bedding with the pencil in the basement.

There is no morality, it will be invented by local psychiatrists :)

I thought you were drawing the star.
To receive us in October
Here you are more interesting.
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