As a child, I had a favorite toy, a big pink rabbit named Martin.

I always walked with him, slept with him, shared secrets and all in the same spirit. I didn’t take him to the garden just because of the fear of letting anyone but me play with him.

And so that evening I come back from the garden, and the toys are nowhere. I went to my mom and asked where was Martin. What I get the answer: we had your cousin in our guests, and she liked it very much, I gave it to her.

This was the first time I learned what a betrayal from a loved one was.

I was finally called by the bank’s security service yesterday.

So many posts I read, how picabushners send, mock them, and so on.! to



I was bored because of my current position. I decided to talk to them.

The call:

The fraudster (M): Hello, this is the security service of your bank! My name is Edik. Is it MikeG? From your map was made a translation to the Russian Federation. Do you confirm the translation?

I’m... scary... No! I did not do that translation.

M: I record the information. So, it’s fraudsters trying to steal your money. Cancel the translation?

I: Of course we cancelled it! How is it? What to do now?

Don’t worry, the translation has been cancelled. We will set up your protection so that this will not happen again. Now you will receive an SMS from the number 900, there will be a verification code.

SMS is coming

I: Yes it has arrived!

M is great! Phone number checked, now tell me, did you give someone your card number?

I: No of course!

M: I record the information. You may have a virus on your phone. Now we can cure it with an antivirus program. Go to the Play Market and enter the word "support" in the search. The first app that appears in the list must be installed. It is called TeamViewer Quick Support.

I am Taak. I entered “support”, what should I choose?

M: The first line.

I: The first one?

M: Yes, the first, TeamViewer Quick Support.

I: And it’s not written that it’s from Sberbank. Why is?

M: This is a common program for all banks, put it!

I: I am setting up.

It takes 2-3 minutes *

Q: Is it established?

I: Something didn’t work right away, now the installation has begun.

M: Okay, I am waiting for you.

It takes another 2-3 minutes.

I: It has been established!

M: I record the information. Go to Annex. What do you see there?

I: Yeah... whoever knew what I should see, I didn’t put Timweaver on myself. I see this program.

Q: What do you see on the screen?

I am the program. I do not understand the question.

Q: Do you see the Setup or Setup bar there?

I: Wait, right now...

In a minute *

I : Yes! I found!

M: Go to the settings, scroll to the right, see the ID and numbers below it?

I : Yes!

M is great! I record the information. Dict the numbers.

I said: Yes shit! How many numbers are there in the idishnik? Screenshot by Google* Record 714 141 134

M: I record the information. 714 141 134. is right?

I : almost. 714 141 137.

M: I record the information.



After that, they tried several times to connect this idishnik to my phone. Asked to enter the settings again, repeat ID. Then asked to reinstall TimViewer, again history with ID.

Somewhere in the fifteenth minute of the conversation, the guy began to get nervous.

I asked how much money was on the card. My answer was that there were 139 500 rubles that calmed him down.



When TimVier failed, he asked me to dictate the "robot system" card number, its expiration date and CVV.

I "seek" a map for 5 minutes, periodically negotiating with Edick.

It includes a “robotized system”, which with a crying voice says very loudly that it is activated (in the background you can hear conversations of Edik’s colleagues on the camera).

A quick googling gives the screen of the Sber map, I dictate the number.

M: Great, did you say everything to the robotic system?

I: It seems to be.

M: Now the technical department will send you a SMS, you will need to name the code from there.

It takes a few minutes *

I: Why so long?

M: It’s outside of my competence, we’ll wait.

I am OK.

SMS: It does not come

M: According to the technical department, you should have received a message. has arrived?

I : No. Nothing came.

M: I’ll send you one more now.

In two minutes *

M: Has it come now?

I : No. Why is everything so difficult?

M: Let’s check the card number and other data. Do not tell me anything. Only a robotic system.

Repeat everything

There were several more attempts to write off money from "my card", but no SMS came.

Then he said that maybe during the conversation I don’t get a SMS or maybe I got a message in the app. I left the phone and called back in a minute.

Then he asked me to reboot the phone, maybe it was rubbing.

At the 47th minute, the guy gave up, dropped the phone and did not call again.



I hope that because of my boredom they managed to deceive at least one person less that day.

I stayed in the yard of a large ZK, I rent an apartment here. A court like a court, such thousands across the Russian Federation are scattered. I was stuck so that I couldn’t leave. He left the phone under the glass.

The next thing just struck me, I didn’t even believe at first that the man was serious. I am the driver of the car.

I am a good day. You are worried about your car. You struck me, I can’t go out, take away, pj, the machine.

A - Yes, I saw that underper, turn to the driver of the neighbor's car. Let him clean.

I’m sorry, but you struck me, not the driver of the neighbor’s car.

I am on vacation in Moscow, please do not worry. I will come in a week.

What week is it??? Are you serious? I have to go. You hurt me!! to

Young man, you put the car not in your place. Pray and wait! Next time, don’t put where you need to, there’s usually no one parking.

I - But I parked there, didn't break anything! I rented an apartment in this area. Do you hear yourself?

I am all resting!



I put on the phone!! My steel nerves didn’t stand.

I call again.

Let’s resolve the issue! I need to go somewhere now and somewhere else on Sunday. Pay me a taxi, I will take off the checks and we will consider the matter closed.

B – You have to go – you pay.



That I was angry, everyone heard. The guard ran, saying that this individual was constantly behaving. Everyone goes through the forest. Well I think okay. I call the GIBD, from the fifth time I called to the appropriate department. described the situation. I gave him the number. In five minutes he will call.

Sorry, I will now transfer all the money to you by taxi, cancel the evacuator, pj. I have translated. And a minute later they call from GIBDD and ask, you were able to agree, I take a call to the evacuator. Take a picture, as if you agreed.

And this morning I wrote that I planned to go to a remote place (there really 1500 at one end of the road), polite asked to remove the car, or to unlock me. I come in the evening, his car is not there. I think thank you, finally. There was a great scratch on the cap. Well, small people and avenge small. I asked for a video from the camera. Everything is well seen there. We will seek justice by legal means. Even if it was him, he had already punished himself. No one has repealed the Boomerang Law.

Coronavirus – a political infection

When it comes to taking the driving exam in the United States, I also have a history.
My brother has been driving a car in Odessa for a long time, and his wife is not at all. They came and need to ride - not to earn money, but to move. Then with foreign licenses to take the driving was not necessary, and the theoretical exam is not necessary. In the evening I read a book on the subject and went to take it over. My wife gave up, but my brother did not. How is it? The most primitive questions and he is a driver with an experience?! to
Approaches to a dumb citizen who took the exam:
Could you explain why I did not give up?
– Well, look... – and puts a spell on a sheet in which the brother puts the crosses opposite the answers.
Of the 20 questions, only three were answered correctly.

The brother looks and sees that the truffle belongs to the variant B, and he passed the test of the variant A, which he gladly immediately indicated to the instructor - the mistake, say, came from your side. The examiner answers:
I know nothing. I was the first day at work and the supervisor gave me this template, and I will not bother it because of nonsense!
had to transfer.

Sophia, can you tell me how you met your mom?
I was working at the pharmacy then, and he came for condoms and asked for the size of XXXL... And then after the wedding I found out that this pot is getting stuck...

I have a son, almost 5 years old.

They went to play with his aunt and ran away from her. He calls his wife in tears, looking for her. The woman comes out of the entrance, and here the runner is sitting on the bench. I went to my grandmother, and my grandmother, let's mock, you can't say that, I was scared, worried, and if I die?

The little one replied:

No problem, I have a grandmother.

My grandmother’s response to the second candidate was barely enough.)

About a year after the wedding they fought with their wife (young, hot, stupid because of some small hernia). She left things in her bag and, knocking loudly at the door, went to her mother. After an hour, she came back and said her mother didn’t let her go. I already knew about it, since my aunt called me and stated-I married? We live with her, we live with her, we live with her, we live with her, we live with her.

Here are such "rough" northern hardening parents of my wife, so we have lived with her for 17 years.

They love to be surrounded by zero.

American artist Hugh Troy (1906-1964), a famous illustrator of books and a great lover of games, served as a chancellor in one of the army training camps during the Second World War. He was plagued by the need to fill out a huge number of forms, information and reports. As a protest, he invented a special report on the number of flies caught in the officer’s dining room. He sent a report to the Pentagon on a daily basis. Day after day these reports went to the Defense Ministry until the inevitable happened: someone in the Pentagon wondered why only one training company sends such a report? Where are the others? Do some officers neglect their duties?
One day, two officers from another unit approached Troy and asked him if he knew what the report about the flies they had caught was required from them.
Of course, I know,” replied Troy. I send my report every day.
After hearing his story, the officers that they had not been sent the corresponding forms and they did not know how to report for the fly. Then the artist offered them forms, independently printed on the rotator, and showed them how to fill them. So the number of papers coming to the Pentagon immediately increased. As far as we know, generals began to demand such reports from other parts. However, how this story ended is unknown: the Pentagon archives relating to this time are still classified.

The Ministry of Health has promised to make vaccination against the coronavirus voluntary. At the same time, they promised that the fines for refusing voluntary vaccination will not be higher than for violating voluntary self-isolation.

I once, sorry, struck the most precious woman’s place with cowards. She went to the pharmacy and asked for a baby cream to ease her suffering. He even explained the area of defeat. Who knew that this fox would give me a baby cream with mint?!? Sadist to fucking. In the eve of relief, I smeared without looking at the packaging... The feeling was, gently speaking, so to myself. I do not recommend. Zero of stars. I wanted to go and write a complaint on her the next day, but I couldn’t go.

I was born and raised in Ufa, Republic of Ufa. of Bashkortostan. The city is one of 15 million-dollar cities of Russia, among other things. Then he moved to live in Moscow.

The most popular issues in employment and not only:

1st Ufa is what country?

2nd Do you have a work permit in Russia?

Three Is Ufa Kazakhstan?

4 is Ufa is where Tatarstan is.

There was another case. A colleague in full seriousness, with a little sadness in the eyes and sympathy in the voice, once asked me: do you live there in the jurts?

in the subject. For those who remember. In the Soviet Union, the cream for shoes was produced exclusively in black color, but it was called "Rainbow".

Summer snow cleaning tenders announced in Nizhny Novgorod

Finally in the city came truly summer days: on the street +34 degrees, the sun shines brightly, with a special force baking the heads of the lower towns. Well, and once these things are behind the window, the road drivers decided that it is time to do the business: it is time to remove the snow.
In this case, by the way, a large contract on state procurement has already been allocated.

According to the documents of application No. 32009293806, posted on the portal on July 3, 2020, the contractor will have to clean snow and snow from the territory of motorways and adjacent pavements. It is planned to spend only about 15 million rubles.
At the same time, all the snow and all the snow on the low-city roads need to have time to clean up before August 31, 2020!
We wish the downtown roadmen success in their heroic work.

I have the feeling that on the night of January 1, people will not so much welcome the New Year as to spend the old 2020...

My husband and I are in the car, it rains.

I’m a frog, I need to change.

My husband yes. and brakes.

I am, but the houses are

My husband, phlegmatically - ah. We need to see where we go without brakes.

xxx: A long time ago, 10 years ago (maybe a little less), I worked in the security, at one enterprise, which is now in our Zadrypinsk, almost a monopoly on the Internet. I always preferred dull work, as you can read, shake and if you need to sleep, and experience drops to everything.



Well, it fits me like a person at work who sits on a relatively important position as an engineer and says:

Agent, do you need to work out your profile?

Why not get fired.

You need to be in one of the “currently operating enterprises” to sit down.

-Nie, I will not pull on two jobs, we are also fed well here)

For a month and a half altogether.

Where is the previous one and why do they not take the permanent one? ! to

- And they have a girl in this position for this time on vacation, she does not play, it is necessary to scratch Augie's barracks.

Why don’t they take the normal job?

A bearded uncle in a sweater with deer for such a salary will not suck from the management)))



Here I fell into a precipice and seriously re-evaluated life values.



Worked and stayed? Was the girl fired?

I gave the child a laptop, played in the developers, went to the kitchen. In a few minutes, I hear a whistle with a characteristic sound of flying plastic. I run into the room, praying for myself: “Not just a laptop! “Though there is little hope. In the room, the child sits, like nothing else, with a note on his knees.

What did it fall with such a hustle?

The toy machine fell out of the closet.

I thought it was a laptop.

- No, Mom, the laptop groove is quite different...

- O_O

This story happened a long time ago, in 1985. I don’t remember it, just some pictures. I know this story much more not from my memories, but from the stories of my parents.

We interrupted the road, or the pipes were changing, or something else – there was a deep pit, well, the earth was rolling that, there, here. We, the other children, around this pit, my parents nearby talk about something. So then.

A motorcyclist flies at an enormous speed, and whether it is a stone from excavating it to him under the wheel, or it is a whirlwind to get around - it is not a matter, it flies off the motorcycle, it flies in a cube, the motorcycle on the road cutting scars bounces. And some shit from a motorcyclist flies away and flies into the same hole, falls. My daughter and I followed the hernia that flew away, the adults let us help the motorcyclist, pulled him off to the stop, trying to provide first aid.

We quickly found what flew away in the pit, we get to the motorcyclist.

“Uncle, here’s your prosthesis, and we stretch him... his leg below his knee. And the uncle is in shock, white and unconscious.