My neighbor told me about a cup of tea yesterday.
I found a cat on the street. Somewhere three years ago. Next to the garage. He was sitting near the garage door in the early spring, wet, frozen and did not even react to its opening or the car. I didn't want to take it, but to push in the entrance to the garage was somehow out of hand. He went out, raised his arms, and he with his last strength clung to the sweater with his nails. So I could not confuse the shirt, cat and sweater on the street.
I had to hear from my wife at home. And about mental abilities, and about close relatives, and about distant ones. I have agreed that I will look for the owners by the neighbors tomorrow. He could not go far.
He brought in a box of sand that was left of the builders. Wiped with towels and drank from the nipple with milk. Blessed son Stashek is half a year old and milk is always available. I laid a towel in the bathroom in front of the baby room and went to bed.
Children usually sleep separately. Only the sound and image to the screen near the bed of the parents is transmitted. I wake up for the first time from the crying of the little one and to him... And the cat is asleep next to his door. The second time, after his wife, and he is under the bed. Barbaro forgot to close the door. And so it went. The cat is eating at the table. Stach in the maneuver - the cat on the other side of the grid. Go for a walk together or cat at home!
And half a year later, Truman turned into a real beauty of the Russian blue breed. Basha, like Stashek's head almost, well, the habits are the same. Together they sleep, together they cheat. Only more calmly began to react to the absence of little. I walked overnight where I wanted.
I first pretended to my wife that I was looking for her masters, and then struck it. My wife could not calm down for a long time. And he is dirty. There will be worms in the child. It will spoil the baby. So I tried to pull a towel or wrap it. But the little in the absence of the cat began to cry, capricious and she had to reluctantly accept. He, in my opinion, and the first word "cottec" said, not my mom.
And yesterday, the little one, by the way, already 3, is walking Stašek in the backyard. Some cucumbers with tomatoes are collected and sticked in them, and Truman rests on the fence. Barbara and I are watching. The new one, deck. Two years of building. I have beer and meat. Good already. It has a wire, but it still holds.
And there is a whispering little and lightning cat to him. I didn’t even understand Nora. Only the bulb is not clear from what in the grass and Truman in the teeth of a snake 80-100 centimeters. She wrapped around him, he let go. She is small, the cat has caught again, she is under the deck, the cat behind her! I finally got a chance to think back. I am with the child, on my arms, in the house. And under the deck of war: noise, screams, strikes...
We are small at the table. Clothes of Nafi. We ask where it hurts, but we see nothing. It does not hurt, there is no trace. My wife is screaming, my child is scared, and I am sober. Go out and into the car. She’s driving in Emergency and I’m behind the cat. and silence. The deck is low, nothing can be seen. I hear a movement in the middle. You will not believe! I broke the boards with mounting, like pencils. I regretted nothing. Four had to break until he arrived. He is lying down, barely breathing. Several wounds in the legs. Go to the car and the animal hospital.
Little is nothing. Not being bitten. I was just a little scared. There are more beetles around him than snakes. I then found one big one and eight small ones under the deck. All the dead. The veterinarian said that they usually do not attack, but here the little she, apparently, herself disturbed, and also with the young. The cat was fine. and four bites. The bones are whole, but poison... The doctor says he did everything he could. I had to leave there. A little whistle, even the wife is crying. I cannot find a place for myself. What do you think? Will he survive?

Why did the United States start war on Iraq?
Well, they said Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
Will they start a war with North Korea?
No, they will not start.
Why is?
The DPRK really has it.

Flashmob to fly.
The SPB. At Duma (club street, leaning in the channel of Gryboedov) a character leaves the club, runs across the road, hangs over the perimeter and mosques farce to Grybanal. Perry's body stands in even greater inadequacy, seeing this feat, decides to join. Nearby are some of his familiar bodies, they hang over the perils to ask his stubborn companion, like him. A group of tourists passes by, they see a bunch of bodies of something looking out there, joining. Darkness, there is no shit there, it only warms interest. They are joined by the celebrators, who at the Grybanal and Duma are always to the fuck.
Time is passing.
The initiator has long gone to his club to clean up further, the crowd continues to grow, looking into the remnants of the drained mixture of shaverma, chips, alkasha and tušema. There are rumors that in Grybanal, not the body, not the diving, not the iPhone someone has fallen...

What is the difference between socks and socks?
Just like a tractor tomato.
The tomato is red, and the door of the tractor is opened.

The xxx:
In general, if a separate legislation had been introduced: liberals to be judged by liberal laws, fascists by Hitler's laws, and Stalinists by Stalin's laws, then they would all quickly become liberals and did not carry a different purge until the end of their lives.)

A very old joke about sex and hanju.
Sitting a man (can be a man or a woman), watching a broadcast about nature. Two beetles are fighting on the screen. One frog won and he coupled with a female frog. The man turns off the TV and says, “This is the case on all channels, violence and sex.”

Especially today looked - "cardmaker", that is, a person with a card, served in 1.5−2 times longer (this is if nothing goes).

Thank you my mother. Thus e. In order for you to stand in line for 2 minutes less in the store, should I be in line for 5 minutes in the ATM before that? Did you not hide the time? In general, remove the complaints of the store. Everywhere I am, the picture is exactly the opposite. As long as you put your thousand in your hands (at the purchase amount of 47 rubles), as long as the cashier scratches you the deposit, while you scratch it in your pockets... even the most brake terminal will have time to contact the bank, make payment and issue a check.

Sberbank will start issuing passports to citizens

The next step is to register marriages by mail.

I remembered the story that my mother-in-law told me about her husband when he was a child. Once she went with him to a rest home from her business. In the evening, before dinner, she told me to go down to the dining room and wait for her there. When she went down, she saw a picture: a man of 15 uncles of different ages sitting at tables shifted together, listening attentively to someone and laughing at someone's jokes. She came closer and stumbled: her son was sitting in the middle of the table. And all these women listened to him, almost opening their mouths. As it turned out, the dinner was delayed, and from boredom he began to tell them stories from his school and out-of-school life. The boy was 9 years old.

Also also :
It is time to roll out this system, there are constantly some bugs happening here.

and newis:
New cycle of articles on the hub "How I moved to live and work in the Sirius system"

The Immaculate:
I moved into the Betelgeuse system. Here, interplanetary tanks are not flying on fossil transuranium elements, which pollute the interstellar space and are mined on the planet’s axis of evil, but on cheap free vacuum energy. Thanks to the famous entrepreneur Erion Mentacho, who began to produce the first boats on the new technology.
And the judicial system is not based on an outdated blockchain, but on quantum cryptography. Therefore there is silence and grace. But for every case, each home has 1-2 plasma magans, fortunately, unlike backward systems, we are allowed to carry plasma weapons.

by Schmeel:
I moved into the Betelgeuse system.

by prostofilya:
Not the best choice. He may soon be born.
Just look at what a huge temperature she has!

by Goodkat:
But wages are three times higher than the average in the sector, and the space is almost free, but the betelgeizes are scary, of course.

The gearbox:
>but the betelgeizes are scary, of course.
That’s because Spice is cheap.

Proof of flat earth.

Geologists who drilled the Kolsk super-deep well claimed that they recorded terrifying sounds at a huge depth. This is, say, the hell.
In fact, it was trumpeted by the pain of elephants, on which the flat Earth rests.

xxx: The reaction to the black’s surprise is correct. Immediately visible genetics of the person, who lived next to lions and crocodiles. In any unclear situation, increase the distance.

yyy: I think that the long hats they developed being in confusion, on the one hand to fuck the grandmother pleasant, on the other hand - well her naked, you need to increase the distance.

Zzz: especially if a crocodile holds her head

by this:
Lie somehow in the refrigerator a long-lasting yogurt (month 2-3) about which was announced before dinner to the whole large family said not to eat. It is broken" We live in the cottage while repairing. In the morning, while everyone is asleep, I hear my mother’s conversation with her wife. You know the yogurt is really gone. I decided to eat it "to not throw it out". The whole night was troubled."
Can you throw it out immediately? Or yours, it will heal in a few months and it can be used? Idiots b...

My dentist advised me to buy an electric toothbrush.

I bought it today and tried it for the first time.

In my mind, I know that she really cleans well. But the feelings are like I’m doing a fallout to a gasoline engine.

here here :

At my question, why can't the next glass be served normally, the lady, less doubting, declares to me that she throws ice into my glass, the wine, meanwhile, and will cool. The fact that it will be wine diluted with water, she apparently does not understand in principle. ;D...

“Singularity, routine,” she continued, “this is what causes grief. Excursions, lunches, theaters, balls, dinners - and on the whole the goldenness of the wealth beating through the edge. Sometimes even a crunch of ice cream in my glass of champagne can make me crazy.
Mr. Parkenstecker seemed to listen to her with unfailing interest.
“I always liked,” he said, “to read and listen to the life of the rich and the great world society. I must be a little snob. I like to have accurate information about everything. I had the idea that champagne is frozen in bottles, not put ice right into glasses.
“Let you know,” she explained in a complacent tone, “that we, people of empty class, often entertain ourselves by violating established traditions. Just recently it is fashionable to put ice in champagne...."

As a result of correspondence with the customer, "non-transaction" documents turned into "non-traditional".

They do it all through the ass!

xxx: We had a long-haul driver in the army



xxx: A gazelle was attached to him on which he carried food every day from the warehouse to the dining room (this is 50 meters wherever).

The meaning of being afraid of loneliness, if after death all this will be irrelevant? If you are a lonely old man, then fear only one thing you really need: how not to forget about God. He is the only one who can help you after death.

YYY: How can Poseidon help me? You will not expect even normal seafood from him during life, and what will happen after life?

You look at the primitive rod in Donatello’s legs and it seems that his mind is overestimated. The bag!
The battle rope was invented in Chinese monasteries, borrowed by Okinawa rebels, refined by the Japanese. The monks are glad that they did not have to spoil karma with the intestines. The rebels disguise their weapons under a cradle. The Japanese decided to take a different material for the six, so that in case of the samurai with katana without damaging their precious skin.
In general, Don’s intellect and scientific knowledge enable him to effectively use bo. by FICHA!

The problem, then, is that the watchdog does not give permissions precisely by seeking a law by which she can refuse.

This is not the problem, but the problem of the heroine. In working hours, lawyers are looking for laws, and officials are looking for nothing, they have everything found and written. In general, the work of the official consists in accepting one new document (for example, a statement), checking its correctness (compliance with the established form, the number and order of items, the coincidence of the invoice with existing documents, which are attached by the applicant to the application in a different amount) and in exchange to issue another document (permission) of the established form. There is no freedom of creation. If the permission should be the original text, it goes there from statement word to word, there is no other way in the bureaucratic machine.