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Q: Do you take care of your puppy?
I: Behind whom?
M: for my own
I: I take care from morning to evening
Do you shave?
I: I am
Q: What is the drawing?
I: Gauss-shaped video pulse

M is out of the network.

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5 cops of the military:
When he served in not the worst troops, with his fellow servants he often discussed the topic: "how, well, how can you so bind the farm that half a thousand ryl, day and night work almost without rest (and it is on the state supply) and with great difficulty only serve themselves and not very successfully take out their own dirt?
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I served for a total of seven years, but I understood the meaning of what was happening a month later. Everyone thinks about being healthy. The meaning of army life activity is not to do everything effectively, but to work day and night almost without rest. This is what you would do if you free up a lot of free time for efficiency? Improved skills, went to training? Fuck the two. Technique to chase - pleasure is expensive: GSM, spare parts, ammunition, logistics, etc. The technique is calculated.
In the army on imbeciles (because the average level of the soldier is), and without the equipment there is nothing to improve: the AK and the shoulder MPL-50 - there 4-year-old children will cope. So what would the soldiers do? Based on the indicated average. "As long as a soldier stands in service, he cannot commit a war crime"

1 : Hello you.
2) Greetings
(1): Please tell me, do you have the word "dropper" to say anything about? = = )
2 ) :?
2) Is it possible to use a blender?
1) Exactly

Alexey: I am 12 I give myself pleasure with an electric brush, I sew my pencil in the cracks)) But sex was not 200%. The first months began on March 6, 2015 and there were no more. Can I be pregnant?
X: If the orgasm was from a brush, then anybody will be pregnant.
Q: It's strange that Alexey may have months, and yes, you'll have beautiful kids brushes
Z is of course. Buying a Wheelchair
k: In the youth went, at 12 years old already hand-blowing even girls, even brushes, of course the pregnancy will be, you are in the crack of a brush whisked or whisked.
M: Aloha, if you do not stop absorbing unnecessary things, you will have an early menopause.
H is pregnant. Your name is strange.

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Let’s go, Alisha, we are not happy here.

Homosexuals and prostitutes.

You have a strange idea about these...eyes...persons.

One thinks that he will be put in immediately, just turn away, without warning, and even without taking off his pants.
Others distinguish prostitutes by a mile, because they know exactly what they look like.
Where did you come from, let me ask? Does anyone dressed or painted look like this?
So take a women's magazine or advertising-there all such, dressed and painted.

I put my clothes on the shelves.
Suddenly, from the depths of the closet, I was suddenly grabbed by the hand.
I was so scared that I could not even envy. I did not have enough clothes in place.

When will I finally get used to having a cat at home for 11 years?
by Marinalevy

X: Well, I had a mega 48 there. By the way, the frog also breathed about memory, decided to add another kilobytes at least something.
In short, if the load is small and does not change for more than 10 minutes, the charger begins to quietly swing the parent particles with the Morse alphabet. 8 is included. Now I don’t know how to fill a normal firmware.
So far nobody has noticed.

An enormous space free of people. For Japan, where there is no free meter and the Japanese are accustomed to such narrowness - it is just an impossible fantasy!
This is the same thing....
Do you think the Japanese are incomprehensible?
We had an English woman. Real from Oxford. I taught English to students. Most of the "coming" came from other cities.
One day, she asked who came from.
One young man says:
I live close to Tomsk, only 300 kilometers away.
She was surprised, because by the standards of their islands it is almost half the country.
But what is far away?
“And far away – it’s in Kamchatka,” said another student and described in detail how he gets there.

SMS is
Catherine Fish: I can’t talk now.

You keep the number of a serious and important boss at work, and he has a status in Watsapa "Wuiii, soon vacation, factory manager".

YYU: The problem is not that you don’t know how to cook, but that we don’t have mayonnaise.
YYU: Oh, I didn’t mean that.

XXX: The Trojan Goat
YYU: In fact, it was a horse.
XXX: In fact, Trojansky is a deacon.

In the neighbouring Field of Miracles, as the experienced Buratins say, the soldo always grows thicker.

What kind of children are you raising? Among my friends (maybe because I chose to be friends with suitable people with whom I am interested?) By 9th grade, almost everyone already knew where they were going to go and did this closely. The methods of contraception and the consequences of sex were known personally. And no pregnancies at 16 and marriages at 20. I worked and studied myself from the age of 15 to rent a house with a friend for a couple. And, the horror, lived a sexual life. Married at 24 and children are not even in plans yet, we understand that we will not push.
But there were other examples. Those for whom mothers entered the institute, who under the threat of the death penalty were prohibited from communicating with the opposite sex, whose parents almost fainted with the words "monthly" and "condoms". Yes there. One such to 17 had 3 abortions in semi-dival clinics (and a bunch of related problems), another to 20 two divorces, the third two children and eternal scandals with his beloved wife.
Stop developing irresponsibility and infantility in your children. Treat them like adults and you won’t believe they’ll grow up.

I have a friend, a very clever guy. Well, in general, he was sent five false 200 hryvnia notes one day. And he wanted to somehow get the money back, but to fool other people, like himself, he did not want to. The way out was found by itself when he was stopped by the haishniks... in short, he poured all the false bubble to the gaiters for bribes)

Status should be in society, not in social networks! He wrote some Anatoly and bought likes for 5 thousand.

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The body at 16 has been formed, and the head has not yet matured in most + transitional age
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Your head is not mature. Because of those like you, we get 19-year-old kids who are going everywhere with their mom ahead. Absolutely not independent, who do not have their own opinion, who cannot even say two words for themselves! Because: “Well, he’s still 16 years old, he’s still a child, I’ll do anything for him.” Then the same at 17, at 18 and so on. And why? Yes, because man does not know the words "responsibility" and "independence" at all, he is considered an eternal child and does everything for him. At the age of 16, you are not a person telling him, you grow up - then you will talk!
And it is such old children will have unplanned pregnancies and chaos in their heads! (I have a friend who has been pregnant for 28 years with the words "and I generally thought I couldn’t". The doctor has never been there.)

A 16-year-old is a fully decorated personality and only your attitude toward him as a child makes him such!
If you treat him as an adult, talk to him on an equal footing, instill a sense of responsibility for your actions and independence, then I assure you that you have nothing to worry about.

To Hainalosrach I will add the statement of another writer.
The army is made for war, as a chain dog is made for guarding the house. But no one will call a chain dog the chief in the house on the grounds that it has bitten the thief.
I do not specifically mention the author, in order to avoid the beginning of a less interesting quarrel than the one that is happening.

xxx: Today in the subway, my grandmother with the bulls hit me because I didn’t give her a seat.
YYY: It is right that I went in. You are young, you can stand. Especially when she was with Bailey.
xxx: Yes, I was still standing, she wanted me to give up my standing place.

Andrei01:43
What do you think of the "pohui"?

by Anton01:44
Fuck me, I didn’t look.

by Andrei01:45
Not bad enough)

by Anton01:46
And with you?

by Andrei01:50
They did not give me
Fuck the delivery.