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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110889
 19.03.2015
>> In other words, it is real how much it is food. In each city catch dogs, and distribute them to hospitals and schools. The result is budget savings, no need to spend money on keeping a dog, filled children.

>> And filled children to feed cats.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110888
 19.03.2015
Yes, I also heard somewhere in the subway, a grandmother coming from Singapore, enthusiastically telling how clean there, and how we need to punish the pig people. Then I went on another bike walk. So, across the entire shore from the HSS past the Kremlin and beyond, further (kilometers 5) NONE URNA.
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Hello from Tokyo. tk. There is no total recycling of waste such a concept as a street urn at all. Maximum on the street there are containers for plastic bottles and cans.
If you want to get rid of your rubbish:
Monday is burning rubbish.
Tuesday – Plastic
Wednesday is unprecedented
Thursday: Paper and Glass
Friday - old clothes and electronics items

Is it worth saying that with such a wild system no one but tourists and in the head will come to throw something on the ground? You only need to bring your fucking garbage to the house, and to us who live here - to bring it, hide it in a bag with a special brand and wait a week before you can take it out. By the way, the fence of garbage from the house until 8 in the morning, slept - wait a week.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110887
 19.03.2015
More about the skull.

There in some ordinary high school at different times over the last 30 years, 7 or 8 modern popular fiction writers studied. This is a fact that is difficult to explain rationally.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110886
 19.03.2015
Thanks to you! My friends now call me Iskander!
My daughter is 24 years old :(

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110885
 19.03.2015
Igor: I would have watched the adaptation of BB: In all sinful - a rural teacher chases a selfie under the nose of a local owner.
Yaroslav Tugolukovskiy: Maybe then a local priest? Your name will fit well. Caleb is like that.
Igor: No-no, the teacher does this to pay his son for studying in the spiritual seminary.
Victor Antonovich: The Blue Sam has appeared again in the village! It is said that it is made by a certain rider with a pursuit "Lomonosov".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110884
 18.03.2015
The dress code. We moved to a new office last summer. The windows look out on the sun side, there was no air conditioning, and it was not foreseen (then it was still installed, closer to autumn). Half a hundred compounds do not turn off for 21 hours a day. A branch of hell, not an office. A week later in the news mail appeared a request from the bosses: "Ladies and gentlemen, I do not call you to business style in clothes, I didn't throw it off, but try to observe at least the minimum decency, well, please."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №110883
 18.03.2015
Thank you, thank you, thank you to all who are looking for books here and those who will name them. thank you.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110882
 18.03.2015
A colleague quoted the door locks. It began like this:
yyy: "I generally understand that it is very close to the time when a conventional lock will cease to be a guarantor of security in principle"
XXX: I first read it as a swallow. With emphasis on the first slang.
xxx: Even the subwoofer did not suspect and mentally agreed with the author. But the bearings are no longer...
The rocks do not save, the hanging bridges hack.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110881
 18.03.2015
Dog owners should clean up for dogs. Mothers, who sometimes urgently have to arrange for children to crawl on the street, are obliged to dig a hole quickly with at least a shoe knife and then bury it at least approximately (and it is desirable to still drop off the side of the pedestrian trails).

For a moment, why shouldn't parents clean up their kids fucking in the bag? I have somewhat figured, whose cockroach will float in front of me - it is not written "the boy Sasha, four years old."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №110880
 18.03.2015
xxx: Why is the mode in which you can do all kinds of dangerous hernia with the operating machine called the ‘safe mode’?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №110879
 18.03.2015
EU summit and new sanctions against Russia

I am embarrassed to ask, and for what reason are new sanctions planned?? to
2: Do you have a reason? Totally engaged.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110878
 18.03.2015
Why is it?

There in some ordinary high school at different times over the last 30 years, 7 or 8 modern popular fiction writers studied. This is a fact that is difficult to explain rationally.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
They had one teacher of literature, for example.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110877
 18.03.2015
E-V-S: Here on many dating sites when filling out the questionnaire is asked if you have a car or own housing. I believe that when choosing the value "There", a new field of choice should be opened, which would ask in loan you bought the car or whether you took the apartment in a mortgage +)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №110876
 18.03.2015
and this:
This is:
Sweeteners and beer drinkers should throw their papers and bottles into the urns or eat them with the contents. Do you understand? Everyone has to clean up, regardless of what they are doing. The shit on the streets is not because of somebody. Everything is fine, stop bite.
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Yes, I also heard somewhere in the subway, a grandmother coming from Singapore, enthusiastically telling how clean there, and how we need to punish the pig people. Then I went on another bike walk. So, across the entire shore from the HSS past the Kremlin and beyond, further (kilometers 5) NONE URNA.
When there are urns in rare places, but they are overcrowded for a few days - too, I understand, the pig people are to blame?
And about “eating with content”: you know, dear, let’s better you eat our fantics and bottles, if you’re so smart!
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It’s the pig people’s fault. Fantastics, bottles of yogurt and other fucking stuff I dissolve in my pockets, bags, and throw away at home if there is such a trouble with urns on the road.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110875
 18.03.2015
Yesterday I ordered a pizza with a girlfriend, called "Vulcano". When they started eating it, it was very sharp, specifically, but after a few minutes the sharpness fell asleep. It was hot like a volcano. They forgot about it, did their business, went to bed later in the evening.
I came to work in the morning, I was wildly sleepy. I ran to the toilet... and then I understood why "Vulcano".

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110874
 18.03.2015
A blonde goes to the store.
I bought your plan! Working hours up to 15 hours!! It’s 12:20 and it doesn’t turn on anymore!? to

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110873
 18.03.2015
News from Miley.
Microsoft buried Internet Explorer
Microsoft Corporation has decided to put an end to the brand Internet Explorer, and with it - and the bad reputation of its browser. This was stated by Microsoft’s chief marketing officer Chris Caposella during the Microsoft Convergence event.

Top commentary
Fuck, how do other browsers now load?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110872
 18.03.2015
In my practice there was a woman who led the mouse cursor to the edge of the screen and then the mouse itself physically leaned to the edge of the table. I will never forget her confused eyes.

- Should you have joked "no and fuck you did??"Happiness the wind will have to take off!and "

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110871
 18.03.2015
I list ads about the sale of bauchy phones, because my broke, and the touch and in mind is not needed, and here I come across the god of marketing:

In good condition, the entire screen operation process was in the film, if you remove the film no scratch. The only disadvantage of a broken screen"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110870
 18.03.2015
I live in a suburb, in a private house from my grandmother. I have never been in special contact with my neighbor on the right, but I have known him since I was a preschool student, and he is a first-year student. He works as a taxi driver and every time he meets, he ritually offers a ride, and I also ritually say, “No, thank you.”

On the other day, I broke the crane in the bathroom in the morning, while eliminating the consequences, realized that I was late for the electricity and got in a break. I leave the house and meet my neighbor. Without waiting for the ritual question, I say that yes, take off and how much from me.

I arrived with the wind, but on the face of this man I saw that I broke the system...

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