Since you can't wait for humor here, I suggest to get closer to the topic. There is such an image on the Internet, where a cat is "catched" and paints a circle on the floor. The cat comes and sits in that circle. Who has cats, check it out.

He printed the map of the Westeros and now accuses Martin of distances inconsistencies.

My friend decided to try out a new function.
"Okay Google, show me the man of my dreams"
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!and "
Well, these are the new technologies 😉

Do you remember that a year ago there was an ananas crush?)

The best sale of this Black Friday was organized by the Central Bank (

Everyone says that alcoholism is a disease. and lying! A sick person will not drink so much!

You have borrowed your illness here on the topic of sex and relationships to showcase. Prostitutes are not prostitutes, prostitutes are not prostitutes, romance is not romance. (Of course, it was a long time ago, and it was a long time ago.) There are offices here, march to work, not sit on the sites! To scratch you all the cat, smashed the odmin and molled the shredder. and Hui!

To all those who were borrowed by grandmothers, queens and taxi drivers. Read about Elfing – A wonderful thing, I’ll tell you. I started practicing myself - fun tons. I give an example:
The tram stop. The Winter. It is cold. A drunk man comes out of the tram (it is not a buchy, not a bomb, but of normal appearance, but slightly subdued)... It slides and falls. And next to the pre-freezing bubbling (every day with somebody grumbling) begins the tirade with the words "which you, the dumb man, are not standing on your feet! " and gains a full chest of air for further sinking the drunkard. What a man, giving up:
“Yes, grandmother, what a horror! A drunk pig. It’s not 10 o’clock in the morning, but it’s already opened. Shit what I am! It is shameful! cannot be so! What a man he went!" And smiling away...
The honest word. I thought Grandma, until she came up to say that, would sink.

My mom and aunt came to visit. They sit and love the choir - what a lovely child our Yaroslav. We decided to have fun – but let’s paint it? No matter what to paint. They drew a shipyard, a machine, an airplane, a bowl with something terrible and brains in the ice cream. Let’s draw a cat. Let us paint. The child looked at the efforts of the artists, scorned the face and said - cats are drawn wrong. How do cats paint, sunshine? Is the grandmother and the second grandmother?
This is so!
The child pulls out the cat 1 from under the couch, presses his knee to the floor and circles the cat's contour. Just like the police, ah.
Grandma and grandmother fshoke - this way of drawing a cat for them is clearly new.
The cat is stoic - he is accustomed.
Daddy is rushing.
The child looks at the picture and says – you need to draw the ears.
Unwise, cat 1 is a whisper, he has no ears.
The child catches under the bath cat-2, presses his knee to the contour from cat-1, surrounds his ears.
What a cat! The child rejoices.
Grandmother of Fuchsia.
The Cat 2 Fuchs.
Daddy is rushing.
Mother is ashamed.
I wonder, what if the heir wants to paint a man?

Why do your missiles, consecrated by your father, fall?

Have you tried to change the pop, or to sanctify the water in another temple?
— — — —

They fall because they hit the heavens. It is uncomfortable for a sinner to fly to heaven. and Amen.

Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. Aaaah aaaah!! to
The whole last month, while we were doing repairs, I had to eat in the kitchen in silence and looking into the wall, today for the first time pulled with a plate to the comp watch cartoons and can not! I can’t eat and watch! Eat and miss a piece of mulch, or watch a mulch! Oh yeah!! to

You will have to exercise.)

Oh yeah no no! Debbie is free!! Free to go!!! to

Don’t forget to pay for it, comrades!

x: I play in Dragon Age Inquisition, I need to capture the fortress, I run, I break the door
X: And here one of the partisans, the magician necromant, revives her.
X: The door became an ally
X: I had to wait until he died to pass
y: door coded as minion

Normal guys bring girls five minutes before orgasm
And I am to tears.

If you sit on the river for a long time, you can wait for the moment when the body of your enemy will pass by your skeleton.

In 1945, when Charlie Swart was serving in the occupied Japan, he began to have problems with alcohol. He was arrested several times for driving drunk, found unconscious at the door of his apartment, whiskey and garlic were constantly ripped from him. However, Charlie claimed that he practically did not drink, and his wife, who secretly marked the level of fluid in the bottles at home, confirmed his words.

Charlie went to various doctors with his problem, but no one could find anything. It was obvious that alcohol somehow appeared in his body, but what exactly - no one could understand. Charlie himself interrupted all medical literature in search of similar cases (after the army he arranged to work in the PIA department of the Colorado Association of Doctors), but found nothing. Many doctors believed that he was able to get drunk somehow even in the hospital and even Charlie himself for a time was not sure that it was not the case.

In the 1960s, Charlie went on a high-protein diet to lose weight. Attacks of unexplained alcoholism have become significantly less frequent. His doctor could not explain why it was so, and it was only later that Charlie understood that it was not a large amount of protein that was important, but a low amount of carbohydrates.

Once, in the 1970s, he had dinner with a representative of a pharmaceutical company and shared his problem. He said he had seen a similar case in medical literature and promised to send him an article. He actually sent the article, but it turned out that his memory failed and the article was not medical, but in the Time magazine from 1959. It was about a Japanese man who also proved to everyone that he wasn’t drinking, but at the same time regularly looked drunk. Japanese doctors conducted a lot of tests on it and found the only health problem - yeast infection in the intestines. After a course of anti-drought drugs, his symptoms of alcoholism disappeared.

Charlie immediately went to the doctors and they actually found him having a yeast infection. The first therapy was unsuccessful - yeast gained resistance to mycostatine, but in 1975 with the help of more powerful agents yeast from Charlie was still poisoned. Thirty years of drunkenness ended.

Yeast infections are common in humans, but in this case Charlie was "lucky" and he got a strain in which the process of sugar metabolism was disrupted. Instead of their complete oxidation, yeasts stopped at the alcohol stage. As a result, after eating any carbohydrates, Charlie received a dose of alcohol.

Could you talk to your father? For a whole year after our wedding he lives with us... Maybe he will go to a sanatorium or somewhere to the sea for a week or two?
“Sorry, dear, but I was convinced all this time that it was your father.

The magnetic refrigerator:
What kind of country is Eugen?
and??? This is Egypt...

What caused you to have sex? The normal physiological need is to suck.
But nobody for some reason is concerned about how to squeeze more interesting today, does not boast to friends that yesterday in the night class such a toilet was squeezed...
The answer is simple: a stereotype. You’ve got in your brain that you need to have sex. More and more often, you need to get more pleasure from sex... pleasure, by the way, is not as great as you are told and shown in the movies.
Imagine that you will be beaten into the brain, that you need to rub at least eight times a day, will advertise super soft toilet paper and various laxatives - what will happen to you in the end?
It’s the same with sex now. "a-a, I didn’t get a fuck today – I’m a loser! "a-a-a! everything is not as I saw in the movie - I failed!" "I need to try again, maybe then it will be better"
Just throw that sex nonsense out of your head – and live for yourself, not as they show in the movies. The movie lies.

Today is the last day of the month, pay online! And it is better immediately and for January, at the end of December will not be before payment, and an unpleasant surprise on January 1 will squeeze the mood.