The ixbt:
And today we have a White Brainless member in our guests. Why do you call yourself White?
Hey, did you not understand the question?

From the discussion of the video of the rite of exorcism taken through the lock well)

xxx said:
There is no God, there is no devil, there is no problem.: / /

The Devil said:
God, why did these people think of themselves?by Evil:

Bor said:
2 The Devil: No, you are not the Christ! He burned again. Go go...

Dialogue on Housing

Oh, you can’t imagine how this is. We live in a small three, not counting the permanent guests, three adult men, a woman, a pre-school child, two large dogs...
WOW: And you’re not going anywhere because you’re a shore lighthouse?

From a dating site.
A greeting! Let us get acquainted. Tell me a little about yourself.
and hello. I’m a binecrozoophile and in principle I should be a happy person, because in my case I don’t care with whom... But unfortunately in this matter I’m also a perfectionist. And in order to reach the nirvana, I need an orgia with everyone at once. And that forever does not form, then the corpse will begin to break down prematurely, then the donkey will get sick.
I understand, I shrink.

My niece and son in the supermarket are looking for food for our cat.

The bride to the seller: Girl, tell me where is the cat food here?
The seller, showing with his hand: Vooion in that corner...
The seller’s wife: Thank you!! to
Girlfriend to son: Cat, go. I found a cat’s bowl.

Oh, as the physicists-lyricists, engineers-managers do. Is there a young man here? Those who are now just over forty know perfectly what situation they found themselves in the mid-1990s with their classical engineering education. Then we quickly realized that we had chosen the wrong path after school. Who have we become? Managers, marketers, accountants, financiers, programmers, sitadmines. Yes, programmers and sisadmines are in the same line, because the institutions didn’t teach us this and most of us at best had subjects like the basics of computer or the basics of programming languages – one semester in all five years. And the profession we did not choose from the category "I want - I don't want", but the fastest we took - the family needs to be fed. And we mastered these professions by books, and by naïveté.
So we don’t have to say here that the country needs an engineer. We are. We are not too old, we are still 20 years into retirement. With a classical, still Soviet education, though without experience. There are just no offers, at least comparable to what we have now, as marketers and managers.

xxx is. They want to build a monument to St. Vladimir.
YYYYY It’s great if it slips into the river. It will be a symbolic baptism of Moscow.

And in the topic: "Polyvanov - dark!"

Using this opportunity, I would like to send a greeting:
Cyrdan Corabel asked to tell the translator that he was Cozel!

Advertising at the shop door:

"Dear customers and customers! Greek does not participate in the celebration."

As far as banks are concerned:
93% of people have a dream that can be realized in a week
UUU: And the remaining 7% are thinking about how to repay this bad loan.

The sale of the camera:

I sold the Canon 1D Mark 4. No repairs and no problems. Amateur use – I was going to become a photographer. Reason for the sale – I bought an iPhone

One day in my youth I fucked for the first time.
Nippon did not touch. I went home and wanted something to drink.
Well, I took a glass, went to the bath, I stood in front of the crane, thinking: and suddenly the glass will not drink?
He followed another... and then stood like a fool with two glasses. I thought long.

I think we have a short-term memory, that’s okay.
Well, we are creative individuals, we think with the left hemisphere.
I think with the left hemisphere, but I’m not sure what the brain is.

A: I’ve arrived and I’m okay.
A: But I don’t have a job =(
M: Did you not sleep?! to
A: My condition was best expressed by a 5 year old neighbor from below.
M is Eeee?? to
A: When I went down the morning, she waited for Dad to close the door.
A: And when he saw me, he said "oh"
A: Father naturally asked what it was.
A: What the child replied outright "I was afraid of THIS"
A: She didn’t even count me to live %))

We went on an excursion to the salt mine in Velichka (Poland). People gathered 25
Everyone except me, the Poles and my friend too. To get down, you need to take 380 steps.
And then he says to me, "Go first - feel like a Susannini. I went.

I am with CRA!
So, no matter what, the chat is already full.

News: The former civil wife left, capturing 200 thousand rubles. As established by the police, the victim met with his fellow resident through the newspaper of free ads. The 53-year-old from the village... wanted to create a family with a wealthy and reliable entrepreneur." She is suspected of several similar episodes.
*** by
HH: And I found it! 53 years! Respect and respect! You have to be able!
A jumping jump? 53 is? I am 40, and in general, life is over...She probably looks offgenic!
Girls for years can't live in the house of a man, they don't know where the jump hole lies... I want to go to master class!

Three black and dirty chicks.
Painted black ink.
Technicians, 1 course
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"... Very clean"

And in full form I offer a spiritual poem. The author, to his shame, forgot.

A poet built a house in the garden.
He was a strange homeowner.
But only came the night - from the bowl someone thin
He quietly stumbled onto the roof.
Chiral honestly bird choir on a shelf,
Chiz or Chibis often raised the gam.
In chadu cherry mouths, cherries, lentils
The poet composed on Thursday.
While he was looking for rhythms of joy and ringing,
On the roof under noise, and homon, and hoodie
The Four Black Sweaters
Painted black ink.
Extremely clean.

and :)

You have a birthday soon! I have prepared a gift for you. But you will have to go for him to the remote steppe of Tacua!
In the steppe? Would you give me a saucer??? Uriah to Uriah! I will have my saucer!

DerArto: No one is so surprised to see his ex as a female godmother.