We went yesterday to the city.We have a veteran-"double",accepting something will stumble, it doesn’t start.In the city something didn’t start,husband with the eldest son started with a push, a kind person joined.I and the other children are standing on the side.They run, push the car, she is silent.They ran so 90 meters,I look,the man with his hand shrugged, the little ones cut off and went to his dear son, also to me,the husband is standing near the car with some strange expression of the face.I approached him, I say, something broke the car?"He:"imagines, forgot to turn the key.

The chair broke. There was a pen in the closet. The microwave should be replaced. Close the gaps after changing the door.
You prepare everything you need, I will do it later.
It lasted two weeks, and then I did it all by myself. Another two weeks passed.
Did you find me a screwdriver and a spatula? And the vinyls? And the cable?
Head of IT department. There is no need for family life.

Yesterday I got a phone call of an extremely drunk guy shouting "Sandy!!I thought a little and told him it wasn’t Sanya. He asked "and who?" very surprised. I asked "and whom did you call, dear?" He sadly said "Tatiana" and turned off.c) by Matilda

Yaya: smooth freshly shaved legs after a day are already clinging to the socks. 10 minutes before sex, I would like to think about sex, not about the perfection of my legs.
If you think of perfection, there will be no sex at all.
Tagged: logical
To shave or not to shave, that is the question.
It is Bgg)))

AlexanderSP:...and the ass is a friend of difficult mistakes...

"Trolls are increasing visibility of [news sites]"

Leon_Z: Ah... Where is Borja Shmul? By 300 and more comments raised... Rich power was a troll :)

Plus she gets it! A unique, apolitical, non-educational and, miraculously, funny quote!

Just try not to feed your cat with food, even expensive. Boil her eggs, boil the fish, boil some meat there (not sausage or sausage, of course), so that she would continue to be healthy and happy.
You just showed me how heroic I am eating.

From the news:
"First aircraft of the Russian Air Force flew to Guinea to fight Ebola"
The doctors failed?

The situation in the citation

Four Zen students, and close friends, promised each other to keep silence in order to deepen their meditation. The first day was silent. Their meditation began favorably, but when the night came and the petroleum lamps became very dull, one of the disciples could not hold back and shouted to the servant:
Repair these lamps.
The second disciple was surprised when he heard the first spoke.
We agreed not to say a word, he said.
You, Bollywood, what are you talking about? I asked the third.
I am silent, the fourth.

Roman: a friend paid attention to the fact that the hryvnia most often stabilized to the dollar on the numbers of Fibonacci - 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. The forecast is 21 :)

XXX: A great shirt, by the way.
YYY: Who doesn’t think of making a party like this? I would buy a couple.
Zzz: To make two mistakes in the word “no one” at once, it has to be tried.

>What right do you generally have to make a comment to someone else?

They swim. The most immediate. If the parents have not instilled the rules of behavior in society on someone in disregard or intentionally since childhood, then the rest of the members of society will have to do so later, and not shyly shut their eyes or shyly turn away, because they do not have the right to make a comment, encouraging all kinds of shamelessness and unculture.

Correspondence with classmates
My 12-year-old grandson doubted that there are modern families with seven children. I had to show you photos of your family. This photo he commented on as follows: "Probably, their mother has a subscription in the nursery...".
The literary gift of the grandson is clearly from the grandmother!
UUU: However, this is not the most curious comment on our family... the most emotional was the phrase "cool - six children! " (then still) - repeated for 4.5 minutes (I noticed). And it was an eight-year-old girl in a music school, where my five students are studying... violin, forgive God...

Listen, well, at least you get somewhat more funny, or it's boring to read.

From the Lithuanian Forum:

My daughter and grandmother read the book "Samson and Roberto." The first part was about the fact that Samson and Roberto were very poor, dreaming of sausages and bones, and so on. The daughter was very immersed in this topic, began to play with the grandmother in these characters.

And I just sold our children’s things that day, all of which the children have grown up long. Here are the buyers, looking at the bed. My beauty comes in from the room, all in the image, and with a sad, quiet voice says:
And we are hungry here, so we dream of food at least some. Did you bring us anything?"

The shop "Patriot. A few years ago there was a shop of women’s clothes "Amnesia".

The hardest thing to do is clean the bathroom.
Of course, she is burning.)

“Every day I take out the rooted steering wheels from the ended hands of the street drivers, I roll into the rolls of the fools who tried to write SMS, crossing the highway, I collect, like a puzzle, debils who lighted their lightning in the gasoline tank, and I burn in the grave of the idiots who tried to spire the high-voltage cable. There is no end to this, which clearly testifies to the intellectual level of the population."

and c)

About the names...
of Chelyabinsk! I am proud of you.)
The name of the car "Shared sponges")))))))
Well mushrooms in the sense of washing)))