8 Do you smoke?
YYY: You have given up.
Yes, I only have a couple of lengths, please.
YYY: Who are you lying to? I can’t believe three things:
I only have a couple of lengths.
I am just a few seeds.
I am just a couple of frictions.
The xxx :)

Why is the flash drive sometimes not inserted, the reverse flash drive is not inserted, and the reverse flash drive is inserted twice?
WOW: Because it’s a flash with a back equal to two, obviously.

Lessons in second class.
The question:
Who lost his crystal shoe?
It is silent. It happened that I had not read it yet.
I suggest
Zo...
The Zombie?

Alex: Somebody’s family is getting caught up with you? They say you are not childish again.
Countess: Yes, fucking, we were there on Saturday. Do you remember that your baby is 2 months old?
Well, so that O** at least a little distracted, ate calmly and played poker, I and their little one walked through the living room, singing a crib.
After that, they roasted me for a long time. The second day on asskoe and skype stebut. and (
Alex: You know, I’m even afraid to ask what you surprised...
Countess: Yeah, I don’t know how to deal with children... and I don’t know the whales.
Well, I thought of nothing but Arya "Sleep" at that moment. As she finished, Skorpov began to whisper "Wind of changes", then "Valley, Wonderful Valley" recalled...
When it didn’t work, I finished the Russian Anthem. By the way, here on him, my little one got stuck in my chest with handcuffs, slashed my shoulder and immediately cut off...
I killed Alex. :D
You can see that the man is growing!! Patriot to fuck! :D :D :D :D :D

Revenge is a dish. It is served cold...

What do you think of such a dish - "Cooled perforator in a neighbor’s ass"?

Russian soldiers introduced salad into the diet.
WOW: Give it up. It is uncomplicated, uncomplicated such a thing. You can also add garlic to the diet so that the body gets used to it.

Here is the reservation for Monday. The client asks:

Is it possible to meet the clock at 5-6?

Good lazy, unfortunately not.

and Lenin. clearly ))

xxx: Google is generally strange with GeoIP. He has one address I will recognize as France, then as Belgium. Every time I imagine OVH workers running between France and Belgium.

BlackFox: He worked in a cosmetics and perfume store as a senior administrator. I am talking to a girl counselor. The client suits us. It looks like a wealthy farmer. Addressing the consultant says: "Daughter! So help me. My old lady borrowed me, asking to buy me perfumes. This is my name". I get a paper and I read through my shoulder: "DOLKI kabana". The consultant is not upset: "There are 20ml, 50ml. and 100 ml. What do you think?" " 100! " It was sold Dolce Gabbana toilet water. and 😉

My Samsung Galaxy Ace 2 fell from the 7th floor facing the asphalt... no scratch! We used to make phones, right?
Or the asphalt.

Re-Nan: If you call me Paphos once again, I’ll cut off your head, squeeze you in the throat and put a lily there.

TTS: He went straight into bed!
Everything happens at your age.
TTS: I am from the seen
YYY: It is more interesting.
Yyy: Your wife is sympathetic, cats are cute... what did you see?
TTS: Saturday, the weekend sun is barely breaking through the curtains
TTS: on the window flower by the name Phytoelement
Next to the flower are huge, fucking glasses! Oh, and they are shooting at me!! to
TTS: I asked so much, my buttocks were so compressed that I thought I would eat the mattress.
TTS: It turns out, SOVA is sitting on the window on the side of the street.

Review of the "City of Heroes": Did I have this idea? The boy invented nanobots and a module to control them using a thought transmitter. The bad uncle sparked this transmitter from him and began to use nanobots for bad purposes. The boy decided to defeat his uncle. For these purposes, he invented a bunch of combat basks, taught his friends to use them, fight, etc. While this same boy could quite well make a simple headphone of a thought transmitter, and it's over! He invented the transmitter himself, the algorithm knows.

Five years ago I worked in a building. It is full of guests from Central Asia. I see as a man 20 of our builders overwhelm something. I came to see. It turned out that three Tajiks were assigned to break and remove a bunch of concrete spilled at night. They were given a hammer to perform the task. And they reject. It’s like breaking and breaking. :)

Intelligent people post around photos with Pripyat and inscriptions such as "I want to go there" and so on.
What fucking thing is that? Ride what. Who’s holding you, the bastards, here?

Today, sitting on the bench, I fed the vortex.
So did the cat too.

The Boss! Remember to!

If you behave toward your subordinates in a Gandhian way, don’t be surprised if, during a corporative event, unknown people pour a horse dose of laxative into your cocktail, and the toilet is closed by other unknown people.

X: I want an ohuenly dramatic picture
X: Blame me
A: What kind of one?
X: Here you look at her.
X: Is it worth it, or are you crying from sadness?
Do you kill a cat in your underwear?

Telemarketing in Israel for Russian-speaking audiences.
Telephone operator (T): Alo, hello
I : Hi
Q: Do you speak Russian?
I : No
T: (in Hebrew) Sorry for the worry

Why do you need a jeep with female chairs? Fuck you, fuck the kids! And women, is it interesting? With the strawberries, right?
It is like a gynecologist.
- Ah, I can imagine this picture: the jeep stops, looks inside, and there...