- Boy, why did you throw a puddle by the urn? What are you taught in the garden?

Your mother, go to the forums! People laughed and laughed and laughed. (

N: This morning I discovered the most epic theft in a decade. I can’t stop rubbing yet.
Weather is corrupt, on the street rain and minus, everything is smoothly modeled to asphalt and other surfaces. Hollow ice, in general, and concentrated despair. On the garage hangs a hanging castle, on which an ancient shamanic shelter from freezing is put on the top - a cut plastic bottle.
I come, and she is not. It was found in the neighbor's castle through two garages. Did he stick to the gate a note that he is a fool, now I think to leave him a combat trophy or throw out of value at all?)

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10:58, 22 October 2014
Forbidden to sell in Crimea
Alcohol at night
Selling alcoholic drinks
It is not possible from 10:00 to
23:00 am
The new law will not affect
People who produce
Products with ethylene
Alcohol for Personal
Use without purpose
The sales.
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Crimean nights from 10 to 23

What is cold? In a month, winter will come.

Instead of a normal solution to the problem, she tries to manipulate through sex.
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Also my grandmother!!! A man cannot be punished neither by bed nor by lunch. And both, after all, he will be able to find elsewhere if he is hungry.
On this topic an anecdote: the wife on her husband is offended, they do not talk. After a while, the husband rattles with an offer of intima. Wife: “Okay, just go back, my eyes’t see you.”

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I slept when I was 30 years old.
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Do you play a lotto in a special form? This is a maritime battle.
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He doesn’t say they’re different women. Per a long relationship.

It was very fun to read jokes about a guy with a 14-centimeter penis - exactly before the moment I read that it was necessary to measure from above :-(

I have never seen an advertisement like this.

I need help! At the Vitebsky station next to the rubbish bunch lives the wonderful man Vicenty Palych Zyuzin. The poor homeless man is extremely exhausted, he has both eyelids beaten, deep scars on his legs, a long confused beard and, worst of all, cirrhosis of the liver.

The former hostess put him out on the street, and Vicenty remained alone with a heavy reality. He needs a long course of treatment, the help of psychologists, but not only that... The main thing is attention, affection and care!
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No touch is touching. Barbos and Murziki, who are so trying to accommodate, are victims of circumstances that themselves can not influence the situation and are not guilty that the situation arose. And Palych Zuzin, who swallowed the apartment or licked the drunken "ex-husband", until she didn’t herself swallow the bean and decided not to get rid of it. If he wants to change something, let him take ***U in his hands and beat the social centers. The papers are scary, but they obviously won't fall asleep!

“Sasha, what is the name of the emblem in the document I removed? Type of logo
Herb of the Russian Federation

There is such a story with Robert Shelley. I don’t remember what it’s called =(
We live in a terrible time. Whatever science fiction you have not thought of, that science fiction you have not said - this has already been written by Shekley.

by JJ:
The girls sit on the bench. Such adults. There’s something behind the back, but the glasses don’t hide. Smoking, smoking and not going home.

Kasper passes by, looks at this bouquet and says in a good way:
Girls, what a big rat you have under the store!

This was a shaker, guys, such a shaker.

Kuma about the baptist said: The child had a tooth, he was told to hide it under the pillow, the kind of kindergarten will return home - there the mouse will pull him a gift for the tooth...The mouse drew Lego designer...so he after a few days a healthy tooth pulled out. Speaking was painful and there was a lot of blood, but Lego had already wanted it very much, the whole hour of sleep was shaken.

The Antique.

Teacher: Tell me, how could you scare the ancient Greeks?
A terrifying description of monsters.
The Arsenic: PF To scare the ancient Greeks?
"The wine is over!" - "Aaaaaaaaaaa!!and "
"Orgies only twice a week!" - "Aaaaaaaaa!!and "

Waking up philosophers

...So I, thoroughly offended, took the scissors and cut the openings for the eyes in the curtains)) I stand and look at myself. Well, the child's logic - nothing is moved away, all conditions are fulfilled.)

My mom was constantly upset that I was packing my socks on my knees. Once again, after the moral execution, I left for a short time. He returned joyfully to his mom with the cut holes in these places: "Mom, look! Now the clothes are not dirty!"

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This is:
I walk past the stop late in the evening, smoke hunting and smoke nothing. And there are two teenagers sitting in the darkness in some clothed hats. Let me go guys, let me smoke. They started kissing at the same time. Both the boy and the girl were offended. Uncomfortable overall.
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Remember, you have to talk "children".
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Better so: "Children, let’s smoke"

How you got your multi-word notion of marriage and the unexpected troubles associated with it! There is an old good saying: a man marries in the hope that a woman will not change. A woman marries in the hope of re-educating a man. So get out now.

If I break up with him, I will live with a cat.
XXX: The Hope
XXX: Beginning of Mimi
XXX and then...
The cat is always mimic.

We had an action at our office today.
To those who climbed the stairs, instead of an elevator, they were given a slice of celery wrapped in a healthy lifestyle advocate.
xxx: I look at the squash on the sides, and the people are sitting each in their own compartment, stumbling in the monitor and chewing this celery.
XXX: Reminds me a little bit

to this:
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in contact: on the photo keys from VAZ classics:

The comrades!! Let’s try to help the man who lost his keys most likely from the car. I found them on Larina Street, near the crossing with Kashchenko on a pedestrian trail on the first day of the “winter” in Nizhny Novgorod Thank you for reposting!!! to

The xxx:
I have not yet seen a more accurate definition of the Jigsaw. I’m driving a car "Most likely a car"))
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I remembered an anecdote. The Miracle Field program. Yakubovich: So today in prizes: Lada Priora, Lada Grant, and, of course, the superprize - AAAAAAAAAafffffftamobil!"